Funny Nightmares

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Have you ever had a nightmare so bizarre and strange, that it baffled you how you could have ever even come up with it in the first place?

I had this one relatively recently.

I was swimming in the ocean in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where we go for vacation every summer. I was so far off of the coast I couldn’t see the shore. I got tangled in a net and pulled up. I was on a pirate ship. The crew wasn’t wearing any pirate clothes or anything.

I was greeted by a seemingly nice woman. She explained to me that I had been kidnapped, and took me to the corner of the world (xD).

 It was snowy and there was a hole in the ground. I climbed down and it was icy, and very pretty. There were “beds” carved into the ice walls, I think the pillows were made of ice too? There were no blankets, but the ice looked very pretty. I turned to the female pirate and said, “Can I say goodbye to my friends before I give up my phone?” I pulled my phone out, and she said sure.

I went on Instagram and posted something, stating that I had been kidnapped. My location services said I was somewhere near Haiti or Cuba or something…

I then went on Skype and told my friends that I had been kidnapped by pirates. I used the location button to send them my location, and then gave the pirate lady my phone.

I ended up escaping with the help of my little cousins, who are around 9 and 11. I checked my phone, my Instagram post had only 3 likes, a few frantic comments from my sister, and one comment that said, I quote…

“that sounds pretty op but ok” (op means overpowered)

 We were in a forest of palm trees, looking around, making sure nobody saw us, when I saw someone looking at me from behind a tree. Who was it? Why of course! Doctor Eggman! (He was a member of the pirates crew)

The pirates kidnapped me again, but they put me on the actual ship, behind bars where I could see the deck. I saw Markiplier pacing back and forth, looking grumpy and crabby. I pleaded to him for help.

“Mark! You’re a good guy! Help me!”

He looked at me and explained that he no longer wanted to help people, and that he was racist towards black people. (I’m not even black, I don’t know why he said that…)

I escaped, but I was kidnapped again, by my 11 year old cousin Mackenzie, and her two friends, one of which was insane. They tied me to a chair on the deck.

The insane friend said, “Let’s cover her with makeup and make her explode!”

They started to put makeup on me, putting blue blush all over my face. My cousin and her not insane friend winked at me to show that they were good.

When they finished applying the makeup to me, I woke up.

One word. WHY?!

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I had one so disturbing i woke up covered in cold sweat and qualing with fright. I was running naked in the middle of a dark forest at night. I tried hard not to stumble, but the only source of light came from what was chasing me, a grotesque, unimaginable masked monster with 7 eyes. It made terrible screeches, and though most of it's features were idescribable, i could tell it would do horrible things to me. So anyway, the forest seemed to stretch on forver, and i was running out of energy. Eventually the monster was just about to reach me when i opened my mouth to scream, but no voice came out. Instead i woke up.

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While i've never had a bizarre nightmare, I have had my fair share of bizarre dreams in general.

I once had a dream where I was sitting on a decorative couch pillow and I was anle to fly on it like a magic carpet. I used the little tassles on the corners of it to steer as I flew above my hometown.

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Every time I spoke it was a Fus Ro Dah shout. You can just imagine what happened from there.

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I've had strange nightmares about tornadoes coming to life and chasing me before.

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I have had many funny dreams that have turned into nightmares. But never nightmares turning funny, no. At least not what I can remember.

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I had one where the characters from FNAF 1 tried to kill me in strange ways. Golden Freddy ran me over and Freddy threw a 100 pound bullet at my face but I caught it.

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Was on the run from something frightening, but it turned out to be funny