private Incursio plagis

[Pucksterv 4,508]

I smiled at the little viking pony. How could you not love her. "Free smaller drinks are better than paid larger drinks, because you can have as many as you want."

 

"Captain Sweetass over there got her ship impounded. Or whatever you all call it here. Taken hostage? Temporarily suspended from free useage?"

 

''I did nothing wrong. Disgusting Celestial government just took it, said I still owed them tax money or whatever that is. One moment you are drinking, having fun in a pub and the next moment, I arrive at the docks, seeing those damned unicorns taking her away. No offence to ye of course Scarlett. I just dont like these magic ponies, always abusing their powers.'' Caramel said grumpy.

[Chaton 3,765]

''I did nothing wrong. Disgusting Celestial government just took it, said I still owed them tax money or whatever that is. One moment you are drinking, having fun in a pub and the next moment, I arrive at the docks, seeing those damned unicorns taking her away. No offence to ye of course Scarlett. I just dont like these magic ponies, always abusing their powers.'' Caramel said grumpy.

 

"I'll have you know I use my magic very responsible. And it would be very responsible of me to teleport your ship out of there after our camping trip so you can have your pride and joy back." I smiled at Caramel. "We'll get your ship back someday. But today is not that day. Nor is the next week or so."

[Buzz 1,769]

"Well, this might surprise you. For the first time ever, I am going to tell you everything! We are going on a camping trip to the Griffon kingdom! I know a nice forest, no bad creatures there. Nice, and peaceful. This is going to be a normal camping trip."

 

 

"This country is called Equestria, and so is the planet."

 

"The griffon kingdom. I've never met a griffon before, so this will be an experience."

 

Wind goddess. Caramel is just as adorable ignorant as ever before. Though still, you can't beat the experience of the open seas on a real ship.

 

"Unfortunately, yes. Your ship is, well, god knows where. So we do unfortunately have to go on one of those 'fancy' ones." I grinned for a moment before turning to Solar and Amber; "I think we'd like to stick off of ships as much as possible."

 

"Boats ugh....... Maybe i won't get as sea sick on a big "fancy" boat like i use to!"

 

'Oh, we're going by an actual ship. I'm going to feel right at home then. And let me abuse my job.'

 

@@Unicorncob, "Tyra, don't look so down. If we're going by one of the fancy ships, I can do something that will improve the journey a bit." Wade gave a quick brush of his hoof, gesturing to his clothing. "While we're on that ship, I can slightly abuse my position as an Agent to let us have the best we can get. Meaning specially for you Tyra, I can make sure that you don't have to pay a penny for any drink you want, or anything else that may tickle your fancy. How many people do you know that can make an offer like that?"

"Well, i cant get sea sick if i pass out from drinking, i guess!"

 

''I did nothing wrong. Disgusting Celestial government just took it, said I still owed them tax money or whatever that is. One moment you are drinking, having fun in a pub and the next moment, I arrive at the docks, seeing those damned unicorns taking her away. No offence to ye of course Scarlett. I just dont like these magic ponies, always abusing their powers.'' Caramel said grumpy.

Byte stared at Caramel from across the room, remembering that he too also had a horn on his head.

[Chaton 3,765]

"The griffon kingdom. I've never met a griffon before, so this will be an experience."

"I've met plenty of griffons before. Actually, it'll be hard to find a species that I haven't met."

 

"Boats ugh....... Maybe i won't get as sea sick on a big "fancy" boat like i use to!"

 

"They're much larger and much heavier. They tend to rock less because of that. Though, that can sometimes be what causes it."

 

"Well, i cant get sea sick if i pass out from drinking, i guess!"

 

"You have much to learn."

 

Byte stared at Caramel from across the room, remembering that he too also had a horn on his head.

 

Le insults intensify.

[Unicorncob 5,687]

"You know what I love about you, honey buns? All these other ponies complaining about mini fridges, gambling and far away fantasies...and all you're thinking about is me and you aboard a cruise ship~" Amber giggled, toying with Solar's mane and cuddling up to her gently. "Something tells me the rest of the group's gonna be sick of our lovey dovey-ness by the end of this trip." She whispered softly, with a sly grin. 

 

"Well, screw 'em," Solar snickered quietly, nuzzling her marefriend's mane with her nose, "We're gonna enjoy ourselves whatever way we want, and nopony's gonna stop us."

 

 

I smiled at the little viking pony. How could you not love her. "Free smaller drinks are better than paid larger drinks, because you can have as many as you want."

 

Tyra blinked and furrowed her eyebrows in thought, before giving a swift nod. "Aye, you have a point! I believe I shall take up this offer then!"

 

 

"Captain Sweetass over there got her ship impounded. Or whatever you all call it here. Taken hostage? Temporarily suspended from free useage?"

 

A look of pure terror washed over her face, and she shot that very look at Caramel. "YOUR SHIP WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE?!"

 

 

''I did nothing wrong. Disgusting Celestial government just took it, said I still owed them tax money or whatever that is. One moment you are drinking, having fun in a pub and the next moment, I arrive at the docks, seeing those damned unicorns taking her away. No offence to ye of course Scarlett. I just dont like these magic ponies, always abusing their powers.'' Caramel said grumpy.

 

"Ugh," Tyra huffed, snorting angrily through her nostrils, "This is why I do not trust unicorns... well, present company and my marefriend excluded, of course. And my village's wizard and alchemist, too."

 

 

"I'll have you know I use my magic very responsible. And it would be very responsible of me to teleport your ship out of there after our camping trip so you can have your pride and joy back." I smiled at Caramel. "We'll get your ship back someday. But today is not that day. Nor is the next week or so."

 

"Aye, and I shall assist too!" She declared, putting a hoof to her chest and practically radiating warrior pride, "One day, The Chocolate Pearl shall sail free once more!"

[Chaton 3,765]

"Well, screw 'em," Solar snickered quietly, nuzzling her marefriend's mane with her nose, "We're gonna enjoy ourselves whatever way we want, and nopony's gonna stop us."

 

"Just don't get drunk. I'd rather not have to teleport the alcohol out your bloodstreams because you're drunk."

 

Tyra blinked and furrowed her eyebrows in thought, before giving a swift nod. "Aye, you have a point! I believe I shall take up this offer then!"

 

Good choice.

 

A look of pure terror washed over her face, and she shot that very look at Caramel. "YOUR SHIP WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE?!"

 

"I honestly don't know what they call it when they take your ship." And I can't for the life of me remember why.

"Ugh," Tyra huffed, snorting angrily through her nostrils, "This is why I do not trust unicorns... well, present company and my marefriend excluded, of course. And my village's wizard and alchemist, too."

 

"You have a marefriend?"

 

"Aye, and I shall assist too!" She declared, putting a hoof to her chest and practically radiating warrior pride, "One day, The Chocolate Pearl shall sail free once more!"

 

"Yes! It shall!"

[Pucksterv 4,508]

 

 

"Just don't get drunk. I'd rather not have to teleport the alcohol out your bloodstreams because you're drunk."

 

 

Caramel was mumbling to herself angrily about the ship and it's fancyness, ignoring most of the others talking. Until Scarlett said something that completettly stunned her.

 

''Wait a second, ye can actually do that?'' she said amazed. ''That is the greatest think I have ever heard.''

[1Bit 1,531]

 

 

"Just don't get drunk. I'd rather not have to teleport the alcohol out your bloodstreams because you're drunk."

 

"Oh, you won't have to worry about me in that regard, Red." Amber turned her attention to Scarlett and gave her a soft smile. "Wouldn't even dream of touching alcohol. Absolutely horrible stuff, especially for a soldier. I mean, I don't know about the little cutie pie over here, but you won't be teleporting any alcohol out of my bloodstream at least." She chuckled warmly and gave Solar a kiss on the top of her muzzle. 

[Unicorncob 5,687]

"You have a marefriend?"

 

"Aye!" Tyra chirped, practically beaming with happiness, "She is a unicorn named Juniper. She lives near my village, and is the daughter of the wizard and alchemist."

 

She blushed slightly, brushing her hoof on the ground. "I never would have thought I would fall for a unicorn, but... she is so pretty."

 

 

"Just don't get drunk. I'd rather not have to teleport the alcohol out your bloodstreams because you're drunk."

 

"Oh, you won't have to worry about me in that regard, Red." Amber turned her attention to Scarlett and gave her a soft smile. "Wouldn't even dream of touching alcohol. Absolutely horrible stuff, especially for a soldier. I mean, I don't know about the little cutie pie over here, but you won't be teleporting any alcohol out of my bloodstream at least." She chuckled warmly and gave Solar a kiss on the top of her muzzle. 

 

"Hey, now I have somepony to help me to bed," Solar snickered, a soft blush on her cheeks from the kiss, and returned one to Amber's muzzle.

 

She blinked and looked at her mother. "Um... would that hurt?"

[Chaton 3,765]

Caramel was mumbling to herself angrily about the ship and it's fancyness, ignoring most of the others talking. Until Scarlett said something that completettly stunned her.

 

''Wait a second, ye can actually do that?'' she said amazed. ''That is the greatest think I have ever heard.''

 

"Well, yea. I could do that. I'm a powerful unicorn and precision is my special talent."

 

"Oh, you won't have to worry about me in that regard, Red." Amber turned her attention to Scarlett and gave her a soft smile. "Wouldn't even dream of touching alcohol. Absolutely horrible stuff, especially for a soldier. I mean, I don't know about the little cutie pie over here, but you won't be teleporting any alcohol out of my bloodstream at least." She chuckled warmly and gave Solar a kiss on the top of her muzzle.

 

 "That's good to hear. I actually know someone who was working on beer that doesn't give you a hangover."

 

"Aye!" Tyra chirped, practically beaming with happiness, "She is a unicorn named Juniper. She lives near my village, and is the daughter of the wizard and alchemist. 

She blushed slightly, brushing her hoof on the ground. "I never would have thought I would fall for a unicorn, but... she is so pretty."

 

I grinned a little. "We're not all bad."

 

"Hey, now I have somepony to help me to bed," Solar snickered, a soft blush on her cheeks from the kiss, and returned one to Amber's muzzle.

 

She blinked and looked at her mother. "Um... would that hurt?"

 

"To put it in a word? Yes. It would hurt like hell. For a moment. But it's that, or be drunk and have a hangover later."

[1Bit 1,531]

 

 

 "That's good to hear. I actually know someone who was working on beer that doesn't give you a hangover."

 

"Well that definitely sounds very good, but still, not my thing." I winked at Scarlett, but gave her a thankful smile nonetheless. 

 

 

 

"Hey, now I have somepony to help me to bed," Solar snickered, a soft blush on her cheeks from the kiss, and returned one to Amber's muzzle.

 

"Sounds good to me. I'm sure that tipsy Solar comes out with some adorable stuff when she's half passed out in my hooves." The pegasus giggled and slapped Solar on the back playfully. 

[Chaton 3,765]

I stood still for a moment, seemingly focused on something that didn't exist. After said moment I looked around and said "Right, my friend says she's going to meet us in the kingdom. And our boat leaves in about an hour, so we should all go to the waiting area for departure. Y'all ready? Does anyone need help carrying their bags?"

[Pucksterv 4,508]

I stood still for a moment, seemingly focused on something that didn't exist. After said moment I looked around and said "Right, my friend says she's going to meet us in the kingdom. And our boat leaves in about an hour, so we should all go to the waiting area for departure. Y'all ready? Does anyone need help carrying their bags?"

 

Caramel grabbed her saddle bag and but them on her back with a enthusiastic smile. ''Ready!'' she said cheery. Even though I despise those boats, I guess it is all worth it when we are among friends. And I can still enjoy the sea of course

 

''How long will we be camping among the birds again? I do still have a normal life... well normal... let's say busy life besides camping trips.'' 

[Chaton 3,765]

Caramel grabbed her saddle bag and but them on her back with a enthusiastic smile. ''Ready!'' she said cheery. Even though I despise those boats, I guess it is all worth it when we are among friends. And I can still enjoy the sea of course

 

''How long will we be camping among the birds again? I do still have a normal life... well normal... let's say busy life besides camping trips.'' 

 

"I have no idea. I figured we could probably go a week, maybe more if you all enjoy it. The purpose of this trip is for us to all get away from our regular lives. And to also have a period of time when we're all together doing things that aren't risking out lives."

[Unicorncob 5,687]

"Sounds good to me. I'm sure that tipsy Solar comes out with some adorable stuff when she's half passed out in my hooves." The pegasus giggled and slapped Solar on the back playfully. 

 

"Oh, just you wait," Solar smirked, wiggling her eyebrows playfully at her marefriend, "If I get my hooves on what's-his-face's little discount as well, you'll be seeing plenty of tipsy Solar."

 

 

 "That's good to hear. I actually know someone who was working on beer that doesn't give you a hangover."

 

"Shut up," she gasped, jaw agape with amazement, "That's awesome!"

 

 

"To put it in a word? Yes. It would hurt like hell. For a moment. But it's that, or be drunk and have a hangover later."

 

She shuddered for a moment, then smirked at her mother. "I'll see what the lesser of two evils is, then."

 

 

I grinned a little. "We're not all bad."

 

Tyra blinked and suddenly put on a look of despair, thinking she'd given Scarlett the wrong idea. "Aye, I know! I know a few unicorns that I trust, and you are among them!"

 

 

I stood still for a moment, seemingly focused on something that didn't exist. After said moment I looked around and said "Right, my friend says she's going to meet us in the kingdom. And our boat leaves in about an hour, so we should all go to the waiting area for departure. Y'all ready? Does anyone need help carrying their bags?"

 

She looked at her leather saddlebags, which looked almost bursting with contents. "Nay, I am all set to journey on!"

 

"I got my stuff too," Solar announced, bouncing her backside up to direct attention to her own saddlebags, blue with the Wonderbolts logo embroidered on each side, "Let's rock."

[Chaton 3,765]

"Oh, just you wait," Solar smirked, wiggling her eyebrows playfully at her marefriend, "If I get my hooves on what's-his-face's little discount as well, you'll be seeing plenty of tipsy Solar."

 

I have no idea what that means but if she get's drunk...

 

"Shut up," she gasped, jaw agape with amazement, "That's awesome!"

 

"I know! You can now get the taste, the feel, and even a little drunk. But no hangover!"

 

She shuddered for a moment, then smirked at her mother. "I'll see what the lesser of two evils is, then."

 

"I'm trying to make a painkiller spell strong enough to remove the pain from the process. Ignoring knocking someone out entirely and then waking them up, no such luck as of yet."

 

Tyra blinked and suddenly put on a look of despair, thinking she'd given Scarlett the wrong idea. "Aye, I know! I know a few unicorns that I trust, and you are among them!"

"That is good to hear!"

 

She looked at her leather saddlebags, which looked almost bursting with contents. "Nay, I am all set to journey on!"

"Yay!"

 

"I got my stuff too," Solar announced, bouncing her backside up to direct attention to her own saddlebags, blue with the Wonderbolts logo embroidered on each side, "Let's rock."

 

I grinned for a moment. "Let's roll out."

[Child Of Darkness 285]

Wade was a little bit suspect of what Scarlett had been doing and what she said. Either she can communicate instantly over long distances with a strong telepathic link or she's crazy. Both are equally viable. "Alright then, let's finally make a move." Wade picked up the rather small bag he had brought with him that contained his essentials and was following the group.
 
 
 

"If I get my hooves on what's-his-face's little discount as well, you'll be seeing plenty of tipsy Solar."

 
 @Unicorncob
 
Wade walked up a little closer to the mare who was only known to him as Scarlett's daughter, thinking this may be a good time to introduce himself. "You know, if you wanted to take me up on the offer, all you had to do was ask. You seem like someone I could trust. Ah, where are my manners? My name is Wade, I'll skip the rest of the formalities. May I know your name?"

Edited April 29, 2016 by Child Of Darkness

[Buzz 1,769]

Mega Byte levitated his bags onto his back, groaning at the weight. "So, I knew Scarlett isn't from this time or planet, but how 'different' is she?" Byte thought to himself as he waited for the others to get their stuff. "I knew she could time travel when we met, but she has a daughter, can magically remove alcohol from a ponies blood stream and contact ponies via her mind! I wouldn't be surprised if she could read minds." He then stiffened up. "What is she is reading mine right now. What if she read my mind when we first met, or can see that now. Oh Celestia, what if she knows what i thought when we first met!!!" Byte had turned red in his face and ears and was beginning to sweat from his for head. "Celestia have mercy on me" he whispered, hoping no pony would be suspicious as to his sudden change in posture and colour.

[Chaton 3,765]

Mega Byte levitated his bags onto his back, groaning at the weight. "So, I knew Scarlett isn't from this time or planet, but how 'different' is she?" Byte thought to himself as he waited for the others to get their stuff. "I knew she could time travel when we met, but she has a daughter, can magically remove alcohol from a ponies blood stream and contact ponies via her mind! I wouldn't be surprised if she could read minds." He then stiffened up. "What is she is reading mine right now. What if she read my mind when we first met, or can see that now. Oh Celestia, what if she knows what i thought when we first met!!!" Byte had turned red in his face and ears and was beginning to sweat from his for head. "Celestia have mercy on me" he whispered, hoping no pony would be suspicious as to his sudden change in posture and colour.

 

I smirked while giving Mega a knowing look, before turning and saying to the group "Right, let's go! Grab your stuff and follow me!"

 

I picked up my 'small' amount of stuff in my magic and began walking to the dock where the ship was. Once we were there, I pulled out a series of tickets and handed them over while pointing at the others behind me. I waited there for the rest to catch up.

[Unicorncob 5,687]

"I know! You can now get the taste, the feel, and even a little drunk. But no hangover!"

 

 

"I'm trying to make a painkiller spell strong enough to remove the pain from the process. Ignoring knocking someone out entirely and then waking them up, no such luck as of yet."

 

Solar smirked and ruffled her wings at the very idea of getting drunk with no hangover. "I like the sound of that. Here's hoping ya make a breakthrough, mom."

 

 

Wade walked up a little closer to the mare who was only known to him as Scarlett's daughter, thinking this may be a good time to introduce himself. "You know, if you wanted to take me up on the offer, all you had to do was ask. You seem like someone I could trust. Ah, where are my manners? My name is Wade, I'll skip the rest of the formalities. May I know your name?"

 

She turned around to face Wade, and nodded at him with her usual smirk. "Sup, Wade? I'm Solar Dust. Fast flyer, daughter and marefriend."

 

 

I picked up my 'small' amount of stuff in my magic and began walking to the dock where the ship was. Once we were there, I pulled out a series of tickets and handed them over while pointing at the others behind me. I waited there for the rest to catch up.

 

Tyra practically bounced next to Scarlett and Caramel, the mares she was closest to in the group, with a wide grin on her face. "I cannot wait to start this new adventure!"

[1Bit 1,531]

 

 

She turned around to face Wade, and nodded at him with her usual smirk. "Sup, Wade? I'm Solar Dust. Fast flyer, daughter and marefriend."

 

Amber snuggled up to Solar with a soft smile spread across her muzzle. "The best marefriend." She added with a chuckle before twisting her head to face Wade. "And I'm Amber Hearthstone, soldier, daughter and proud love of this dork here." The pegasus ruffled her wings. "So how long have you known Scarlett?" 

[Child Of Darkness 285]

@@Unicorncob, "Solar Dust. I'll remember it. I look forward to getting to know you better." Wade said with a polite tone and a slight nod of his head before turning to the new voice addressing him.

 

@@1Bit, "It's nice to meet you to Amber Hearthstone. I hope we can get along. As for your question, I met Scarlett roughly 5 years ago. Or 50 years ago for her. Having the wonderful social skills she did, our first interaction was me receiving a solid punch to the face from her. Calling me all manners of names. I suppose we could call that the story of how I met our Scarlett."

 

At least the walk to the docks was not far and the ship they would be sailing on was quick to come into his slight. Though the time they would be spending on it would not be very long, Wade planned to make the most of this time.

[Unicorncob 5,687]

Amber snuggled up to Solar with a soft smile spread across her muzzle. "The best marefriend." She added with a chuckle before twisting her head to face Wade. "And I'm Amber Hearthstone, soldier, daughter and proud love of this dork here." The pegasus ruffled her wings. "So how long have you known Scarlett?"

 

"Well, that's up for debate," Solar cooed, planting the tiniest peck on Amber's cheek, and then added to her introduction, "Not to mention the current holder of 'Coolest Name Ever'." She winked at her marefriend.

 

 

"Solar Dust. I'll remember it. I look forward to getting to know you better." Wade said with a polite tone and a slight nod of his head before turning to the new voice addressing him.

 

"Same to you, Wade," she agreed, giving the stallion a casual salute.

 

 

"It's nice to meet you to Amber Hearthstone. I hope we can get along. As for your question, I met Scarlett roughly 5 years ago. Or 50 years ago for her. Having the wonderful social skills she did, our first interaction was me receiving a solid punch to the face from her. Calling me all manners of names. I suppose we could call that the story of how I met our Scarlett."

 

She burst into a fit of laughter at the mental image of Scarlett socking Wade in the face and calling him a know-nothing plebe. "Yeah, that was definitely mom alright!"

[Chaton 3,765]

Solar smirked and ruffled her wings at the very idea of getting drunk with no hangover. "I like the sound of that. Here's hoping ya make a breakthrough, mom."

"You and me both. Imagine being able to go out, waste a night drinking in sorrow because all of your friends are dead, and then not having a hangover! It's brilliant!"

 

She turned around to face Wade, and nodded at him with her usual smirk. "Sup, Wade? I'm Solar Dust. Fast flyer, daughter and marefriend."

Great into Solar. I totally didn't misunderstand you and thing you meant you were both someone's daughter and marefriend.

 

Tyra practically bounced next to Scarlett and Caramel, the mares she was closest to in the group, with a wide grin on her face. "I cannot wait to start this new adventure!"

 

"You're not the only one."

[1Bit 1,531]

 

 

"Well, that's up for debate," Solar cooed, planting the tiniest peck on Amber's cheek, and then added to her introduction, "Not to mention the current holder of 'Coolest Name Ever'." She winked at her marefriend.

 

"Oh please, 'coolest name'? A pegasus named after a rock? I doubt it." Amber smirked and bumped flanks with Solar. "I'd say that Solar Dust is infinitely cooler in almost every way. But that's besides the point, we don't need to glomp all over one another in front of this fine stallion here and give him the wrong impression." She winked subtly to her marefriend and extended a wing and put it around Solar.