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Which ponies would you clone to have as non-sentient pets?


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A business owner in Equestria builds some sort of magical pony cloning device to improve productivity and cut back on labor costs. It appears to work at first but turns out to be a complete dud, because the clones that are created lack the intelligence of the original ponies. Their behavior is not unlike that of real ponies, in that their vocal communication is limited to making typical horse noises, and their only interests are grazing, playing in open fields, sleeping around and shitting anywhere they want in peace.

The business owner wants to destroy the device, but you persuade him to let you keep it just to take it off his hoofs. Now you can have any clone you want as a pet. All you have to do is invite ponies in Equestria to walk through the device, and you get perfect copies that you can take care of at home. There's no limit to the magic used to make it work, so if you want to clone ponies for friends and family too, you certainly can. So which ponies do you pick?

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Ponies are people, keeping them as pets would be mildly abusive.

You know it's useless to start this debate, right?

 

Read the OP. This isn't about abducting ponies. It's about creating animalistic clones.

 

Their behavior is not unlike that of real ponies, in that their vocal communication is limited to making typical horse noises, and their only interests are grazing, playing in open fields, sleeping around and shitting anywhere they want in peace. 

 

"People" don't exhibit this kind of behavior. There's nothing abusive about any of it.

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Kinda strange to be calling them "pets". i will stick to the original. 


                 

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None because I find this scenario to be unethical.

Okay, it's clear to me that you just looked at the title and didn't even bother reading the full scenario.

 

I'd better edit the thread title. Save myself the fucking headache.

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