Jokuc 8,173 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 (edited) I had to do this. Now get on with the questions. oh, and Luke, I am your mother. "NOOOOOOOOO!" Edited May 13, 2012 by Jokuc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Hello... would it be fine if I dropped... cabbages all around the house...? Wonderful... cabbages..? Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awesome One 1,315 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Chilly, that's getting old. What would you like this Mothers day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Mom, can I have ten bucks? I got beat up at school today. A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 where do babies come from? I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 May 13, 2012 Author Share May 13, 2012 (edited) Hello... would it be fine if I dropped... cabbages all around the house...? Wonderful... cabbages..? No. Absolutely not. And if you do you will have to clean up the whole house. Chilly, that's getting old. What would you like this Mothers day? There are so many things I would love to have. But I would be really happy if you drew me something, since you draw so well. Mom, can I have ten bucks? I got beat up at school today. Sorry dear, I'm afraid I don't have that at the moment, but ask your dad. where do babies come from? Alright, I think you are old enough now. When two persons really love eachother, like your father and I, they often have something called an intercourse. This means that the man is putting you know.. "Little jimmy" inside the woman. And then there comes tiiiiny things which swims inside the woman and to her egg. There is only one of them who wins. When he win there grows a baby inside the egg. And then the baby grows bigger inside it's mother's stomache. Edited May 13, 2012 by Jokuc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowDashie 767 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Hi mom how was work today? Thunder Farts: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/thunder-farts-r4099 Rosewood: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rosewood-r5917 Wanna play games with me? Join my steam group! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gamefaceofdoom/ And then there's this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 May 13, 2012 Author Share May 13, 2012 Hi mom how was work today? It was great. We went to the woods with the kids today and they had alot of fun there. What do you want for dinner, dear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Mom is it true you're cheating on dad? Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Alright, I think you are old enough now. When two persons really love eachother, like your father and I, they often have something called an intercourse. This means that the man is putting you know.. "Little jimmy" inside the woman. And then there comes tiiiiny things which swims inside the woman and to her egg. There is only one of them who wins. When he win there grows a baby inside the egg. And then the baby grows bigger inside it's mother's stomache. UGGGHHHthat's long, get to the point! :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 May 13, 2012 Author Share May 13, 2012 Mom is it true you're cheating on dad? Yes. *trollface* Lol jk real answer: No absolutely not! Who said that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Mom, I didn't do my Algebra homework... can I get a cookie? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matackable 534 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 where do babies come from? You ask her this question like this. [media=]http-~~-//www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf[/media] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Yes. *trollface* Lol jk real answer: No absolutely not! Who said that?! Larry from school said he was "doing" you, so I just wanted to confirm. Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 May 13, 2012 Author Share May 13, 2012 Larry from school said he was "doing" you, so I just wanted to confirm. Then I would like to talk to Larry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Then I would like to talk to Larry. Larry calls me fat even though im at least 30 pounds lighter than him. Can you persuade him to use more factually accurate statements next time he presents an argument? Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400 May 14, 2012 Share May 14, 2012 Mom, why are you in the "Ask a pony" section? Are you a pony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letterone 1,204 May 14, 2012 Share May 14, 2012 Hey mom, are you having a nice Mother's day? It's ironic how I fall just to get back up again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arylett Charnoa 4,919 May 14, 2012 Share May 14, 2012 Mom, why do old people hate computers? Aether Velvet is the name of the OC in my avatar. Drawn by me. Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowDashie 767 May 14, 2012 Share May 14, 2012 It was great. We went to the woods with the kids today and they had alot of fun there. What do you want for dinner, dear? KFC Thunder Farts: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/thunder-farts-r4099 Rosewood: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rosewood-r5917 Wanna play games with me? Join my steam group! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gamefaceofdoom/ And then there's this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 May 14, 2012 Author Share May 14, 2012 (edited) Larry calls me fat even though im at least 30 pounds lighter than him. Can you persuade him to use more factually accurate statements next time he presents an argument? Yes I will. Have you told this to your teacher? Mom, why are you in the "Ask a pony" section? Are you a pony? A pony? Haha, no where would you get such an idea from?! I just like these forums... Hey mom, are you having a nice Mother's day? I really had a nive mother's day! It was wonderful. Your dad gave me flowers! Too bad you didn't give me that drawing you promised me.. Mom, why do old people hate computers? It was so much better back in the old days, you know. Everyone was doing stuff outside, like playing games in big groups! Nowadays, you people are only sitting with your computers all the time where you are kept from fresh air. We don't hate computers, we just think it's better to be out in the nature. Edited May 14, 2012 by Jokuc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 May 16, 2012 Share May 16, 2012 momma, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could indeed chuck wood??? The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 May 16, 2012 Author Share May 16, 2012 (edited) momma, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could indeed chuck wood??? As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. *Robot mom activate* After a bit of research I can tell that a woodchuck would chuck 105 woods per day. This means a woodchuck would chuck 105*365 woods in one year. The avarage age for a woodchuck is 13 years which leads us to the result that a woodchuck would chuck 105*365*13 woods. After doing the math here, we can see that a woodchuck would, if it wanted and could, chuck 498225 woods. Edited May 16, 2012 by Jokuc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 May 16, 2012 Share May 16, 2012 As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. *Robot mom activate* After a bit of research I can tell that a woodchuck would chuck 1,75 woods per second if it could chuck wood.This means it would chuck 105 woods per day. This means a woodchuck would chuck 105*365 woods in one year. The avarage age for a woodchuck is 13 years which leads us to the result that a woodchuck would chuck 105*365*13 woods. After doing the math here, we can see that a woodchuck would, if it wanted and could, chuck 498225 woods. ...wow. The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 May 16, 2012 Author Share May 16, 2012 ...wow. Whoops, I failed a little bit in my calculations, but I fixed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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