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I had to do this. Now get on with the questions. :wacko:

oh, and Luke, I am your mother.

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Hello... would it be fine if I dropped... cabbages all around the house...? Wonderful... cabbages..?


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Hello... would it be fine if I dropped... cabbages all around the house...? Wonderful... cabbages..?

 

No. Absolutely not. And if you do you will have to clean up the whole house.

 

Chilly, that's getting old.

 

What would you like this Mothers day?

 

There are so many things I would love to have. But I would be really happy if you drew me something, since you draw so well.

 

Mom, can I have ten bucks? I got beat up at school today.

 

Sorry dear, I'm afraid I don't have that at the moment, but ask your dad.

 

where do babies come from?

 

Alright, I think you are old enough now. When two persons really love eachother, like your father and I, they often have something called an intercourse. This means that the man is putting you know.. "Little jimmy" inside the woman. And then there comes tiiiiny things which swims inside the woman and to her egg. There is only one of them who wins. When he win there grows a baby inside the egg. And then the baby grows bigger inside it's mother's stomache. Edited by Jokuc
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Hi mom how was work today?

 

It was great. We went to the woods with the kids today and they had alot of fun there. What do you want for dinner, dear?

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Mom is it true you're cheating on dad?


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Alright, I think you are old enough now. When two persons really love eachother, like your father and I, they often have something called an intercourse. This means that the man is putting you know.. "Little jimmy" inside the woman. And then there comes tiiiiny things which swims inside the woman and to her egg. There is only one of them who wins. When he win there grows a baby inside the egg. And then the baby grows bigger inside it's mother's stomache.

 

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that's long, get to the point!


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Mom is it true you're cheating on dad?

 

Yes. *trollface*

 

Lol jk real answer:

No absolutely not! Who said that?!


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where do babies come from?

 

You ask her this question like this.

 

 

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Yes. *trollface*

 

Lol jk real answer:

No absolutely not! Who said that?!

 

Larry from school said he was "doing" you, so I just wanted to confirm.

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Larry from school said he was "doing" you, so I just wanted to confirm.

 

Then I would like to talk to Larry.

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Then I would like to talk to Larry.

 

Larry calls me fat even though im at least 30 pounds lighter than him. Can you persuade him to use more factually accurate statements next time he presents an argument?

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It was great. We went to the woods with the kids today and they had alot of fun there. What do you want for dinner, dear?

 

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Larry calls me fat even though im at least 30 pounds lighter than him. Can you persuade him to use more factually accurate statements next time he presents an argument?

 

Yes I will. Have you told this to your teacher?

 

Mom, why are you in the "Ask a pony" section? Are you a pony?

 

A pony? Haha, no where would you get such an idea from?!

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I just like these forums...

 

Hey mom, are you having a nice Mother's day? :lol:

 

I really had a nive mother's day! It was wonderful. Your dad gave me flowers! Too bad you didn't give me that drawing you promised me..

 

Mom, why do old people hate computers? :(

 

It was so much better back in the old days, you know. Everyone was doing stuff outside, like playing games in big groups! Nowadays, you people are only sitting with your computers all the time where you are kept from fresh air. We don't hate computers, we just think it's better to be out in the nature. Edited by Jokuc

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momma, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could indeed chuck wood???

 

As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

*Robot mom activate*

After a bit of research I can tell that a woodchuck would chuck 105 woods per day. This means a woodchuck would chuck 105*365 woods in one year. The avarage age for a woodchuck is 13 years which leads us to the result that a woodchuck would chuck 105*365*13 woods. After doing the math here, we can see that a woodchuck would, if it wanted and could, chuck 498225 woods.

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As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

*Robot mom activate*

After a bit of research I can tell that a woodchuck would chuck 1,75 woods per second if it could chuck wood.This means it would chuck 105 woods per day. This means a woodchuck would chuck 105*365 woods in one year. The avarage age for a woodchuck is 13 years which leads us to the result that a woodchuck would chuck 105*365*13 woods. After doing the math here, we can see that a woodchuck would, if it wanted and could, chuck 498225 woods.

 

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