Ask Denshi (or Yumekai i'll also do irl questions)

[Yumekai 735]

Batman

A Toothpaste thing

Uh, uh my keyboard

The illuminati 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

14 hours ago, Yumekai said:

I think this one guy everyone is shipping me with at school is cute, too bad we can't talk because we don't have any classes together.

Find a way to talk. Do it. Do it now. Stop wasting your time here. Go out there and talk to that guy and make us all proud. In fact, I'm not even going to ask a question.

 

I take that back. What's his name?  (If you don't wanna tell me, that's fine)

[Yumekai 735]

I don't have his ok so I'm not releasing anything about him  sorry.

Edited September 1, 2017 by Yumekai

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

S'alright. So long as you're talking to him, I'm happy.

 

How much cheddar cheese could you fit into the nearest box?

[Duality 10,739]

14 hours ago, Yumekai said:

The illuminati 

So, say, purely theoretically, in a manner of speaking, if I were to report your location to the FBI, they'd be able to take out the entire Illuminati headquarters in one fell swoop?

Interesting...

 

 

How many milligrams of iron do you estimate there are currently in your body?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from licking electric fences?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from being injected with rusty anaesthetic needles at the dentist?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got by getting swagliciously impaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator?

[Yumekai 735]

1. The nearest box i have is my computer case so um, 15 pounds :/

Now duailty

2. 1.4 milligrams Ima growing bo- ma- hm oh yea, YOUNG ADULT!

3. Not electric fences but true fact i use to suck on a ds charger, I was literally an electricity addict and i'm getting craving for it again 

4. 0.3 I usually drink these chocolate milk vitamin drinks they give me all the vitamins!

5. -1.4

Edited September 2, 2017 by Yumekai

[Duality 10,739]

2 hours ago, Yumekai said:

Now duailty

2 hours ago, Yumekai said:

 

-1.4

So, let me get this straight, you got swagliciously unimpaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator? Because, if so,     

That is all.

 

 

Just because I can't abide wasting such a swagliciously spontaneously-invented word as 'swaglicious':

What's the swagliciousest injury you've ever walked off?

What's the swagliciousest outfit you've ever worn?

What's the swagliciousest comeback/witticism you've ever said?

What's the swagliciousest person you've ever hung out with?

[Will Guide 21,357]

@Yumekai

(Jealousy rising)

I've been on these forums way longer than you, so why in the heck are you being asked more questions than me?

My Ask Will Guide page is lonely and feeling neglected 

Edited September 2, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Yumekai 735]

1. I fell off my bike going down a hill after i lost balance going forward at about 15 mps i hit the ground and my parkour practice kicked in and i rolled

2. A hoodie and some jeans, I love hoodies

3. Saying the scariest thing i've seen at the beach was water 

4.  My best friend, athletic, and a good gamer.

Edited September 2, 2017 by Yumekai

[Duality 10,739]

12 hours ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

I've been on these forums way longer than you, so why in the heck are you being asked more questions than me?

Because I'm here. It's a well-known fact that I talk too much.

I've been here for way less time than you as well, and I've also got more questions on my ask thread than you.

Less than Yume, admittedly, but that's just 'cause less people who talk a lot post on my thread.

 

I suggest putting your ask thread in your signature. That's what we've both done.

It might get more people clicking through, methinks.

9 hours ago, Yumekai said:

Saying the scariest thing i've seen at the beach was water 

bleah to you too yume

 

 

What is the best material for making cutlery out of, in your opinion/s?

What is the largest gemstone you've ever seen?

What's the favourite subject that you took in school?

Is Twilight Sparkle actually as adorable as we have been led to believe?

[Yumekai 735]

1. Stainless steel

2. uh, one on a ring, I don't see many gems...

3. Art, While i SUCK! at art it's basically my place where i just talk and attempt

4. Yes, She's adorkable  

[Duality 10,739]

12 minutes ago, Yumekai said:

uh, one on a ring, I don't see many gems...

Bruh, you need to get out more.

I've seen a two-ton semiprecious rock bigger than I am just sitting in the foyer of a jewelry shop.

13 minutes ago, Yumekai said:

Yes, She's adorkable  

i knew it

i knew it in my heart of hearts

 

 

 

Simple question this time:

IS IT TRUE?!???!?!??!!?

[Yumekai 735]

No, The cake is lie!

[Duality 10,739]

Just now, Yumekai said:

No, The cake is lie!

Who said I was talking about cake?

I COULD HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT MUFFINS

THINK ON YOUR CRIMES, MORTAL, AND WEEP

 

 

 

How many dimensions does a sheep have?

From whence and wherefore?

What is the best word ever?

[Yumekai 735]

1. Uh, ∞

2. I feel you're making a reference

3. Gay, really rolls off the tongue, and it's not like i'm biased or anything like that 

[Duality 10,739]

1 minute ago, Yumekai said:

Uh, ∞

whoa sheep are scary

1 minute ago, Yumekai said:

 

I feel you're making a reference

I'm not, actually.

I just like making up weirdly disjointed stuff.

 

 

 

Which would you rather be able to pwn everyone else on earth at, air guitar solos or ninja boops?

Who would you rather be able to pwn epically in a live-TV fight, Dwayne Johnson or Jacky Chan?

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?

[Yumekai 735]

Ninja boops

Neither i don't like fighting

The beginning is the end and space is part of both the beginning and the end 

Uh, None i don't think that's healthy

 

[Mirage 24,741]

4 minutes ago, Duality said:

What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?

The bottoms of your feet.

 

Hello there @Yumekai! 

[Yumekai 735]

Hey

[Duality 10,739]

1 hour ago, Yumekai said:

The beginning is the end and space is part of both the beginning and the end

Uh, None i don't think that's healthy

The last two are riddles.

You are, regrettably, quite wrong on both counts.

Do try again.

1 hour ago, Mirage77 said:

The bottoms of your feet.

NO WRONG I THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVERUSER

YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME THIS DAY, MIRRY

[The Resident Brony 60]

Denshi, what is ur favorite episode of MLP?

[Yumekai 735]

8 hours ago, Duality said:

The last two are riddles.

You are, regrettably, quite wrong on both counts.

Do try again.

Nop too lazy

 

Fame and misfortune

[Duality 10,739]

On ‎4‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 3:21 AM, Yumekai said:

Nop too lazy

WHAT HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS ON YOUR ASK THREAD

I SHALL NOTIFY OMNIHORSE CENTRAL OF THIS GRIEVOUS ABERRATION FROM CONDUCT GUIDELINES

 

 

Have some revenge riddles:

Two mothers and two daughters share out $21 in whole dollar notes equally among themselves. How is this possible?

What gets harder to catch the longer you run?

I am not alive, but I grow. I have no mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

*poke*?

[Yumekai 735]

1...  

Spoiler

Celestia magic?

2. Love?

Spoiler

I was tempted to be all EdGy and say my hopes and dreams

 

3. Snowflakes? idk I'm bad at riddles

4. Boop!

Edited September 15, 2017 by Yumekai

[Duality 10,739]

On ‎15‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 0:22 PM, Yumekai said:

1... 

2. Love?

3. Snowflakes? idk I'm bad at riddles

4. Boop!

Your last response justifies all.

Have some answers:

Spoiler

First one's 'because one of the mothers is also a daughter, i.e., there's a grandmother, their daughter, and their daughter's daughter. 21/3 = 7 dollars each'.

Second is 'your breath'.

Third is 'fire'.

 

 

 

Okay, I've had my (admittedly slightly sadistic) fun, no more riddles:

 

What's your I.Q.?

How many dictionaries/thesauri/encyclopedias do you have?

Do you have any pony plushies?