Countyisim contest

[Sun Ray 333]

Make yer best countyisims.  I want this here topic to git so dang many it'll look like a barn O' chickins with 5 tons of grain, left alone durin matin season.

[Sun Ray 333]

Really? Nothin?  Here, I'll do anouther one. 

"I'm as sorry as a termite that made its home on a beaver dam in the middle of spring."(that's a countyisim) Cuz this here post should have s'more countyisims.

[Will Guide 21,364]

I'm in love and happier than a tornado in a trailer park!

[Crimson storm 1,856]

I’m more madder than a bull with a thorn in its hoof

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

"countryism"??

[Crimson storm 1,856]

 I happier than a fox in a chicken coop 

[Lucky Bolt 35,088]

It's hotter than two rats makin love in a wool sock 

[Cyclone 1066 3,621]

1 hour ago, Lucky Bolt said:

It's hotter than two rats makin love in a wool sock 

Heard a slightly different version but okay.

Hotter than Satan's ballsack

Or

Sweatin' like a nun in a cucumber patch

[Lucky Bolt 35,088]

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Edited November 14, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[Lucky Bolt 35,088]

11 hours ago, Cyclone said:

Heard a slightly different version but okay.

Hotter than Satan's ballsack

Or

Sweatin' like a nun in a cucumber patch

Colder than a brass toilet seat in January