The user above is cursed to...

[TBD 17,254]

cursed to give me your bank account

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Cursed to always have overdue interest.

[Duality 10,740]

Cursed to have your face showered by the smolTwi spittle from her adorable sticky-out-tongue-ness in your avatar.

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

@Duality The Snowman is cursed to 

 

Be a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe
And a button nose and
Two eyes made out of coal

 

With a corncob pipe
And a button nose and
Two eyes made out of coal

Edited November 29, 2017 by Sparklefan1234

[Duality 10,740]

Cursed to have that song stuck in your head FOREVERRRRR. 

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

1 minute ago, Duality said:

Cursed to have that song stuck in your head FOREVERRRRR. 

 

D'oh! The curse worked in reverse! 

Cursed to have "Jingle Bells" stuck in your head FOREVERRRRRR! 

 

 

[Duality 10,740]

Cursed to never be able to eat pizza ever again.

14 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Cursed to have "Jingle Bells" stuck in your head FOREVERRRRRR! 

TOO FAR

TOO FAR

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

@Duality

Cursed to have the alphabet song be the only thing you hear for eternity.

Every time someone speaks all you hear is the next letter of the alphabet you left off on. 

[Duality 10,740]

Cursed to dislike the taste of air. 

4 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Cursed to have the alphabet song be the only thing you hear for eternity.

Every time someone speaks all you hear is the next letter of the alphabet you left off on. 

I do a lot of my talking on the Internet, so that might not actually be too bad of a curse. 

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

Just now, Duality said:

Cursed to dislike the taste of air. 

I do a lot of my talking on the Internet, so that might not actually be too bad of a curse. 

1. That's cold...Kinda like your avatar. 

2. Cursed to only hear the letter "W" for all eternity. 

[Duality 10,740]

30 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

That's cold...Kinda like your avatar. 

You think that's cold?

HEED MY WORDS, FOR THEY SHALL HAUNT YOU FOREVERMORE:

Cursed to dislike the taste of water.

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

Just now, Duality said:

Cursed to dislike the taste of water.

 

Cursed to dislike all of your favorite television shows.

[Duality 10,740]

Cursed to dislike all of your favourite furniture.

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Cursed to dislike all of your favorite television shows.

Does this mean you're cursing me to dislike Twilight?

How could you do that to her? 

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

3 minutes ago, Duality said:

Does this mean you're cursing me to dislike Twilight?

How could you do that to her? 

 

Cause cursing ponies is difficult. 

Cursed to eat *only* your least favorite food FOREVER! 

[Duality 10,740]

Cursed to dislike Twilight. 

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Cursed to eat *only* your least favorite food FOREVER! 

That's a whole lotta custard. . .

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

Just now, Duality said:

Cursed to dislike Twilight. 

 

... JK

Cursed to run without stopping forever.

[TBD 17,254]

cursed to throw nonstop curses with  @Duality  and vice versa. 

Edited November 29, 2017 by TBD

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

@TBD Cursed to find a hobby. 

[TBD 17,254]

cursed to be stick with one boring hobby .

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

@TBD is cursed to stand still for eternity.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Cursed to live on the top of your tower again !

[TBD 17,254]

cursed to be stick in there with @Sparklefan1234 with their scary step mother.

[Sparklefan1234 170,434]

@TBD Cursed to never be able to put your arms down.

[Mirage 24,766]

@Sparklefan1234 Cursed to always be my friend...no matter how evil I get. 

 

[Castle Bleck 19,350]

Cursed to endure a hidden Kaizo Block whenever you jump.

 

Edited November 29, 2017 by A.V.