Would you rather...?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Luna. Discord would be funny, but I'd rather not get turned into a potted plant.

 

WYR eat veal or octopus?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Octupus

 

WYR close your eyes or run out of the house?

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

......What? XD close my eyes......

 

WYR be the majority or minority?

[Magicon 468]

Close my eyes ninja'd

Minority

 

WYR have die in flames or in snow?

Edited May 21, 2012 by Magicon

[Jadefire 2,797]

Flames. I hear it kills your nerve endings so it'll become painless fairly quickly.

 

WYR be deaf or blind?

Edited May 21, 2012 by Jadefire

[Whiteshade 1,426]

deaf

 

WYR be swarmed by fire ants or be hit by white phosphorus?

[Z.J.A. 136]

hit by white phosphorus while wearing a protective suit and gas mask.

[Yurusumaji 34]

White phosphorous.

 

Would you rather crap your pants in public or rip a large hole in the butt of them in public?

Edited May 21, 2012 by Yurusumaji

[Z.J.A. 136]

rip a large hole in the butt, I'd still be wearing boxers underneath.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Hole.

 

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WYR A Thousand Miles or A Thousand Years?

[Z.J.A. 136]

Neither of those are verbs...

 

 

Would you rather be gay or straight, if you had a choice?

Edited May 21, 2012 by river_angel

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Straight, because I already am, hence path of least resistance

 

WYR go through jail time or pay fines?

Edited May 21, 2012 by Whiteshade

[Z.J.A. 136]

Pay Fines, if I had the money.

 

Would you rather eat a sizeable portion of your least favorite food or sit in your least favorite chair?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Fines.

 

Chair. Less butt torture.

 

Let me rephrase my phrase: Would you rather walk A Thousand Miles so you could see someone tonight or love someone for A Thousand Years and love them for a thousand more?

[Z.J.A. 136]

Love someone for a thousand years, as long as I didn't have to live for a thousand years...

 

Would you rather be an alicorn or a brony? (in terms of your member title)

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Thousand years, bonus points for romanticism and book deals

Alicorn

 

WYR eat cake or muffins?

Edited May 21, 2012 by Whiteshade

[Z.J.A. 136]

Hmm...cake.

 

Would you rather type WYR or wuld u rathr?

[Jadefire 2,797]

WYR.

 

WYR have your hand or leg cut off?

Edited May 21, 2012 by Jadefire

[Z.J.A. 136]

Leg...hands are more useful these days...

 

Would you rather play never have I ever or beer pong with iced tea?

[Jadefire 2,797]

...what? I guess I'll go with beer pong.

[Z.J.A. 136]

I meant iced tea instead of beer in either game.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

both

 

WYR support or oppose capital punishment?

[Z.J.A. 136]

I would support the right for a prisoner who is sentenced to life in prison to commit assisted suicide.

 

Would you rather everyone be gender neutral or everyone be the opposite gender then they want to be?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Being transgender can be traumatic for people, as they feel they belong as a certain gender, but their own body disagrees. So I think everyone being gender neutral would be a bit more merciful.

 

WYR have water or tea?

Edited May 21, 2012 by Jadefire

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

That depends.

 

Doesn't matter; It tortures my bladder equally... Scratch that; I hate tea, even if I have a scratchy throat.

 

WYR CRT or LCD?

Edited May 21, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk