Funniest comment you have seen on the internet

[SoberStarlight 906]

Exactly as the title says. What is the funniest comment that you have ever seen online?

 

For me it has to this thread on Reddit where people were adding the word "bitch" to the end of a bible verse.

This is what some chap put: 

"Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice bitch"

This one got me so bad 

[Mirage 24,770]

Everything I say is hilarious, bitch.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

There have been so many funny quotes, unfortunately I can't pick out just one!  Unfortunately, I've forgotten most of them anyway.

[Kaneki 1,073]

It was a Reddit comment about Bernie Sanders, making a communism joke. It's not really appropriate to share here, so I won't.

* I supported Bernie Sanders in the election, so don't get after me.

[Thuja 3,659]

"Without HRT, it's only cismas"

[meck-can-ik pony 1,091]

Working in a factory that makes mirrors is a Job I can see my self doing, 

[DubWolf 17,264]

“Why are the holes in cat’s fur always in the right place for their eyes?”

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Too inappropriate to post. Very raunchy. 

[meck-can-ik pony 1,091]

"From 4chan o.p in pony"
 * My faggot meter is off the charts in this thread here, 

"Anon replys with"
* Please point it away from yourself,

"Anon 2 reply"
* 10/10 

[Dan. 1,825]

" Nice work you did, you're gonna go fart kid." <-- Typo on a youtube music video

[PlzDelete 2,456]

I have kept a screenshot of this comment for years. 

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

This comment was on a TF2 smexual video.

"A problem has been detected and Sniper has been shut down to prevent damgae to this video. UNMOUTABLE_WHAT_DOES_THE_COW_SAY.mp3 If this is the first time you"he seen this crap restart your sniper with Merasmus. If this shit appears again, follow this steps: Check to make sure sniper is dead. Poke him with a knife to make 100% sure he is dead. Send engineer to yeep in hell. ? ? ? ? ? PROFIT! If problems continue, disable or remove any newly killed scouts. Restart your Sniper, press F69 to select Advanced Painis Options, and then select SAFE COW MODE. Techincal Information: * STOP: 0x00GABEN00x0 (_IF_YOU_ARE_READING_THIS_YOU_CAN_READ_:3_)"

 

 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

I just saw this today and I had to share  

"I have a black belt. It doesn't have anything to do with martial arts though, it's just a belt that's black."

[garymiller 2]

That a normal HDD is faster than a SSD for gaming, because it is a proven fact that an SSD is up to 4 times faster than a normal HDD. 

[Deltroz 114]

Hmm

there was this reddit thing where it was the legit origins of “I am the snake in my boot” and it was

“oh shit

what the fuck

i cannot stop laughing 

I am the snake in my boot”

then that’s how that meme came about

[kinda deleted 224]

Lololololol so hilarious in my opinion.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Remember kids. Stay in sleep, drink your school, don't do milk, and get 8 hours of drugs"

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

To give some context, I was watching a YouTube video about some hidden content in the Pokemon Generation 2 games on the GameBoy Colour, and apparently, if you talk to certain characters in "dummy locations" in the game, the characters will say some placeholder text mentioned in the comment below:

[Uranium-235 19]

This was one of my own. Some language, so watch out. 

An a-hole redneck was responding to a story about a transgender couple. He made the perfect refrence and I pounced on it at the bottom (though no one cared)