The User Above Just Touched Poison Joke! What is their Affliction?

[Hierok 11,829]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

You become discord and yes... fluttercord is real!

That's no joke, but a miracle.  I thought you was a fan of Flutterdash?

Everytime you ban someone, Rainbow becomes less important in the series. 

[Photon Jet 5,489]

The user gains an extra head to look to two ponies at once.

 

(Please don't take this to personally.)

Edited January 20, 2018 by Photon Jet

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

2 minutes ago, Photon Jet said:

The user gains an extra head to look to two ponies at once.

 

(Please don't take this to personally.)

Every time you talk, you switch gender

[Flutterstep 46,884]

Gains the power to grow cactuses, but only in their own eyes.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

2 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Gains the power to grow cactuses, but only in their own eyes.

You turn into spike

[Lore Finder 74]

You turn into tyrant!celestia and now have an obsession with banishing people TO THE MOON!! And you think this solves every problem.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

1 minute ago, Lore Finder said:

You turn into tyrant!celestia and now have an obsession with banishing people TO THE MOON!! And you think this solves every problem.

DONT CALL THE ROYAL AND REGAL PRINCESS OF THE SUN A TYRANT, EQUESTRIAN CITIZENS SEEM FINE WITH HER!

 

 

You turn into hay!

[Altastrofae 933]

9 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

DONT CALL THE ROYAL AND REGAL PRINCESS OF THE SUN A TYRANT, EQUESTRIAN CITIZENS SEEM FINE WITH HER!

 

 

You turn into hay!

You, madame, are sent to the moon. There. Problem solved 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

You got turned into @The_Gobo

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

2 minutes ago, Arid_Blitz said:

You got turned into @The_Gobo

you turn into a parasprite

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Became a real pon' :V

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

5 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Became a real pon' :V

 

neighpony (hahaha puns) here would not like that... and then me having a crush on my waifu wouldn't be looked at from the outside as incredibliiy odd!

 

You solidify

Edited January 21, 2018 by Sherbert Music-Guard

[The_Gobo 36,257]

No no... a real pon'

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

2 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

No no... a real pon'

 

aslong as I dont leave this country, I Couldn't be eaten, it's illegal to eat meat from an equine in scotland, I'd need to stop going to Ayr tho!

 

again, you solidify

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Well it's a Shetland pon'... so one would assume it's in the Shetland... of Scotland :V

 

[Will Guide 21,331]

@The_Gobo

You lose your ability to ooze and become perfectly solid, unable to change faces.

You'd be called The GoNo!

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

31 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Well it's a Shetland pon'... so one would assume it's in the Shetland... of Scotland :V

 

Quite easy to find "domesticaed" (Kidnapped and forced to think humans are good and forced to be ridden on without the ablility to comment against their treatment)

 

YOu solidify again

 

17 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

@The_Gobo

You lose your ability to ooze and become perfectly solid, unable to change faces.

You'd be called The GoNo!

You become a changling pony IRL

[Lore Finder 74]

You become a burrito.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

2 minutes ago, Lore Finder said:

You become a burrito.

You become @Trotteur Sauvage

[Seamore Sandwich 470]

@Sherbert Music-Guard

 

You start reciting entire Twilight Sparkle fanfics, but only the worst ones, and you can’t stop... ever.  (I did my research for this answer)

Edited January 21, 2018 by Seamore Sandwich

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

5 minutes ago, Seamore Sandwich said:

@Sherbert Music-Guard

 

You start reciting entire Twilight Sparkle fanfics, but only the worst ones, and you can’t stop... ever.  (I did my research for this answer)

I am not sure to shocked this or yay this, 

I'd lock myself away from anypony else until I could get the posion joke bubble bath that removes pozion joke!

it's just not safe to recite some of them.

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you become your avatar

Edited January 21, 2018 by Sherbert Music-Guard

[Seamore Sandwich 470]

@Sherbert Music-Guard

 

You become THE Avatar.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

11 minutes ago, Seamore Sandwich said:

@Sherbert Music-Guard

 

You become THE Avatar.

you become a jockey (not funny, just creul i know but I wanted to make atleast one creul one)

[Lore Finder 74]

You become a redshirt.

[Ponizen 12]

@Lore Finderturns into a lawnmower