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[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-24 at 7:03 AM, Twilight Sparkle said:

Yes. I was the one who created it. 

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Right. Then you where aware of the microscopic carnivores shadows that where spawned from the books?

[Spike]

  On 2021-12-24 at 7:07 AM, Flashlight23 said:

Right. Then you where aware of the microscopic carnivores shadows that where spawned from the books?

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WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!? I *swear* it was an accident. 

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-24 at 7:11 AM, Spike said:

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!? I *swear* it was an accident. 

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So you are responsible for those events Spike? The Doctor is going to have a word with you. Four people d-i-e-d (if being trapped in a simulation counts as "dead")

[Spike]

  On 2021-12-24 at 7:13 AM, Flashlight23 said:

So you are responsible for those events Spike? The Doctor is going to have a word with you. Four people d-i-e-d

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Umm...Yes. I should really stay away from magical book shops. 

[Flashlight23 55]

OK, Twilight: Your Library is on fire. Spike is trapped inside. Your research is trapped as well. As well as your books. You are only able to save one of those three important things. Which one will you save?

(based on a comic)

[Twilight Sparkle]

  On 2021-12-24 at 4:51 PM, Flashlight23 said:

OK, Twilight: Your Library is on fire. Spike is trapped inside. Your research is trapped as well. As well as your books. You are only able to save one of those three important things. Which one will you save?

(based on a comic)

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I would save my books, obviously.  I have a backup Spike in the human world and my research is in "cloud storage".

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-24 at 4:55 PM, Twilight Sparkle said:

I would save my books, obviously.  I have a backup Spike in the human world and my research is in "cloud storage".

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So you are willing to steal a Spike from another world? I think two humans (and one Dragon who is immune to fire) would have something to say to you.

[Twilight Sparkle]

  On 2021-12-24 at 4:58 PM, Flashlight23 said:

So you are willing to steal a Spike from another world?

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Sci-Twi and I share custody of Spike. 

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-24 at 5:02 PM, Twilight Sparkle said:

Sci-Twi and I share custody of Spike. 

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Spike, what are your thoughts about this?

[Spike]

  On 2021-12-24 at 5:03 PM, Flashlight23 said:

Spike, what are your thoughts about this?

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*Bark* *Bark* HEY, GET AWAY YOU BIRDS! *Grrrr* 

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-24 at 5:03 PM, Flashlight23 said:

Sci-Twi and I share custody of Spike. 

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Next thing you will be telling me is that you and Sunset share custody of a certain someone (not gonna name names but you can probably tell who I am talking about by looking at my name)

[Twilight Sparkle]

  On 2021-12-24 at 5:18 PM, Flashlight23 said:

Next thing you will be telling me is that you and Sunset share custody of a certain someone (not gonna name names but you can probably tell who I am talking about by looking at my name)

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What's a "Flashlight"? 

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-24 at 5:20 PM, Twilight Sparkle said:

What's a "Flashlight"? 

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That's a name we humans gave to a "pairing" between you and a certain guard/high school student. We humans do it all the time.

[Brainstorm 4,112]

Twilight and Spike,

What'd you two get for Hearts Warming Eve?

[Sparklefan1234 174,260]

  On 2021-12-24 at 5:23 PM, Flashlight23 said:

That's a name we humans gave to a "pairing" between you and a certain guard/high school student. We humans do it all the time.

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So, humans are a bunch've weirdos? 

 

  On 2021-12-25 at 4:07 PM, Brainstorm said:

Twilight and Spike,

What'd you two get for Hearts Warming Eve?

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I received a cookbook from Spike and I gave him another book on obscure unicorn history. 

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-25 at 4:12 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

So, humans are a bunch've weirdos? 

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Yes. We are. Heck, several humans did not like Starlight (at first) and Flurry Heart (from just the trailer!).  Oh, and Starlight? If any ponies calling themselves the TVA try to arrest you for messing with time, run. You will not be able to beat them.

[Rarity]

  On 2021-12-25 at 5:16 PM, Flashlight23 said:

Oh, and Starlight? If any ponies calling themselves the TVA try to arrest you for messing with time, run. You will not be able to beat them.

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We have dealt with the TeleVisionAudience on numerous occasions. 

Edited December 25, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-25 at 10:59 PM, Rarity said:

We have dealt with the TeleVisionAudience on numerous occasions. 

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It stands for Time Variance Authority Rarity. I think Twilight secretly works for them.

(Happy Hearthswarming to all ponies/dragons/chaos gods/griffons/hippogriffs/changelings/yaks/and a centaur/changeling/pony trapped in stone.)

[Sparklefan1234 174,260]

  On 2021-12-26 at 1:44 AM, Flashlight23 said:

It stands for Time Variance Authority Rarity. I think Twilight secretly works for them.

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I work for The Joker. 

 

  On 2021-12-26 at 1:44 AM, Flashlight23 said:

pony trapped in stone

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I'm listening. 

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-26 at 1:59 AM, Sparklefan1234 said:

I'm listening. 

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[Flashlight23 55]

Dang that didn't work

 ah yes. Here we go Maud

[Sparklefan1234 174,260]

  On 2021-12-26 at 2:02 AM, Flashlight23 said:

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I don't see anything. You didn't ask a question either.

[Flashlight23 55]

  On 2021-12-26 at 2:03 AM, Sparklefan1234 said:

I don't see anything. You didn't ask a question either.

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1. Look in the post right before your response.

2. I did not ask for your response did I Maud?

[Sparklefan1234 174,260]

  On 2021-12-26 at 2:03 AM, Flashlight23 said:

 ah yes. Here we go Maud

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  On 2021-12-26 at 2:05 AM, Flashlight23 said:

2. I did not ask for your response did I Maud?

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Meanie.  (JK. )

[Brainstorm 4,112]

  On 2021-12-25 at 4:12 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

I received a cookbook from Spike and I gave him another book on obscure unicorn history. 

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That's cool. Along with a few gems, for Spike?