Ask My Little Ponies

[Zaten 280]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

1. I wouldn't build a tank. 
2. I wouldn't build one either. 

A plane?

[Twilight Sparkle]

Just now, Darth Vader said:

A plane?

We can both fly. 

[Zaten 280]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

We can both fly. 

FOR ZE MILITARY

*facepalm*

Edited August 4, 2018 by Darth Vader

[Twilight Sparkle]

Just now, Darth Vader said:

FOR ZE MILITARY

We have the Power of Friendship. I *think* we'll be ok. 

[Zaten 280]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

We have the Power of Friendship. I *think* we'll be ok.

*shrug*
okay then

Pinkie Pie, have you requested a patent for that helicopter thing of yours?

Edited August 4, 2018 by Darth Vader
technical difficulties; please stand by

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

23 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

Fluttershy, what's your favorite song?

 

[Sparklefan1234 171,061]

13 minutes ago, Darth Vader said:

*shrug*
okay then

Pinkie Pie, have you requested a patent for that helicopter thing of yours?

 

Yep-o-roonie! 

 

1 minute ago, Lord Valtasar said:

Fluttershy, what's your favorite song?

 

"Find the Music in You". 

[Zaten 280]

Mane Six, Starlight, and Trixie, after researching human culture and current/past events in human history, what do you think you have learned about our race?

[Sparklefan1234 171,061]

Just now, Darth Vader said:

Mane Six, Starlight, and Trixie, after researching human culture and current/past events in human history, what do you think you have learned about our race?

That you aren't ponies. 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

i just noticed starlight joined  so starlight, what's the weirdest thing about living in a castle?

[Zaten 280]

Pinkie Pie, have you made any memes yet?

[Sparklefan1234 171,061]

2 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

i just noticed starlight joined  so starlight, what's the weirdest thing about living in a castle?

 

The mandatory reading for three hours. 

 

1 minute ago, Darth Vader said:

Pinkie Pie, have you made any memes yet?

 

Memes are lame.  

 

[Zaten 280]

Twilight, what's the worst thing about being an alicorn?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Pinkie,
when a pony earns their cutie mark,how is their celebratory party called?

[Sparklefan1234 171,061]

2 minutes ago, Darth Vader said:

Twilight, what's the worst thing about being an alicorn?

 

The bronies. 

 

Just now, Lord Valtasar said:

Pinkie,
when a pony earns their cutie mark,how is their celebratory party called?

 

A Cuteceañera. 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Trixie, do you perform on filly birthvarsary parties or are they beneath you?

[Zaten 280]

So.

You know how Han Solo always shoots first?

I just KNOW there has to be a pony in ze Mane Six who does that exact same thing, only pony-style.

So, who is it?

[Sparklefan1234 171,061]

20 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

Trixie, do you perform on filly birthvarsary parties or are they beneath you?

 

The Great and Powerful Trixie performs anywhere she is needed...Especially, if Trixie gets free food. 

 

12 minutes ago, Darth Vader said:

So.

You know how Han Solo always shoots first?

I just KNOW there has to be a pony in ze Mane Six who does that exact same thing, only pony-style.

So, who is it?

 

*Eep* 

[Zaten 280]

Pinkie Pie....

I have gained some information on your... bizarre abilities.

I would like you to explain this.

EXPLAIN IT!

Edited August 4, 2018 by Darth Vader
i know your secrets, ponka

[Sparklefan1234 171,061]

@Darth Vader

I'm Pinkie Pie, don't question my abilities. 

[Zaten 280]

But you are a CHANGELING!
EXPLAIN IT!

[Sparklefan1234 171,061]

Just now, Darth Vader said:

But you are a CHANGELING!
EXPLAIN IT!

I'm Pinkie Pie, DO NOT question my abilities. 

[Zaten 280]

What happens if I do?

don't eat me please

Edited August 4, 2018 by Darth Vader

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

ok last one before i hit the hay.
Applejack, where do you store all these here apples you're buckin everyday?

Edited August 4, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Sparklefan1234 171,061]

2 minutes ago, Darth Vader said:

What happens if I do?

 

I will remove your name from my birthaversary rolodex. 

 

1 minute ago, Lord Valtasar said:

Applejack, where do you store all these here apples you buckin everyday?

 

In my tummy. 

Edited August 4, 2018 by Sparklefan1234