Funniest news headline you've heard of

[Flow 1,629]

(If this is a duplicate thread, feel free to merge this with that thread)

So what is the funniest news headline you've heard of?

If you ask me, well this happened in Guam.

"Man gets arrested after throwing feces at police officer"

[Wannabrony 11,640]

I remember going on CNN one day and one of their headlines were "Woman 'dabs' behind Trump in Oval Office", it was on the front page of the "Politics" section, too! It must have been a slow day for them.  

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Anything that starts with “Florida Man”

Edited May 26, 2018 by Im_not_crazy_im_just

[Flow 1,629]

Bumping this, this happened last year on Guam.

[Luna the Great of all the Russias 2,987]

I will cheat a bit by posting more than just a headline. Not sure if I would consider this the funniest but it at least makes me chuckle. Bucket man is hero.

 

Spoiler

When protesting, always remember to bring an auxiliary bucket in case of emergencies.

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,744]

"Aliens turned my son into a fish finger"

[Splashee 28,566]

54 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

"Aliens turned my son into a fish finger"

Fish finger sounds disgusting. Also lol.