Apple Bloom 2,933 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 I've been looking everywhere and I can't find Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Have you seen them? 1 Signature by @Nico. Come join us for movies and more! Every Friday on Equestria.tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someponyelse 38 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 How many ponies in Equestria have you...Molested. had your way with? I live in a hole. I AM SAFE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinyl Scratch 262 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 How many parasprites does it take to eat a lightbulb? "YEAH! I'm the mayor of Jam City!" - Director Bullock (Patrick Stewart), American Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person 151 October 6, 2011 Author Share October 6, 2011 (edited) Your intentions are unusual, but I must ask... IS YOUR PAIN FAR GREATER THAN MINES?!? I don't know, is being sent to the moon painful? I've been looking everywhere and I can't find Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Have you seen them? My basement I dunno. How many ponies in Equestria have you...Molested. had your way with? I live in a hole. I AM SAFE. The ones that look sextastic. And who says that YOU'RE safe? How many parasprites does it take to eat a lightbulb? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW. Edited October 6, 2011 by Princess Molestia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Say, how old is too old Princess? With Luna being thousands of years old and what-not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person 151 October 6, 2011 Author Share October 6, 2011 Say, how old is too old Princess? With Luna being thousands of years old and what-not Okay I'm about to explain a lot of boring shit right now, so bear with me.*AHEM* Alicorns, us being so kick ass and everything, have our own distinct age group. While Luna and I are indeed over 1000 years old, that's in Alicorn years. In normal pony years, I would be 21, and Luna 18. Too old for me in normal pony years would be 60. Sorry, Granny Smith. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanetaryDevastation167 0 October 7, 2011 Share October 7, 2011 You're 21 in pony years? Then...you're technically not much older than the mane 6. BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodra 531 October 7, 2011 Share October 7, 2011 Want a hug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 7, 2011 Share October 7, 2011 Alright, I can understand that... Now, on a vastly different note, what does Luna do in the political spectrum of Equestria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slendermane 477 October 7, 2011 Share October 7, 2011 Have you ever delayed the sunrise because you didn't want to get up early for once? 1 Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person 151 October 7, 2011 Author Share October 7, 2011 You're 21 in pony years? Then...you're technically not much older than the mane 6. BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING You better not, or it's to the moon with you! Want a hug? How bout' a fu Sure. Have you ever delayed the sunrise because you didn't want to get up early for once? On multiple occasions. I just put that strain on Luna's back, or have an "eclipse". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodra 531 October 7, 2011 Share October 7, 2011 You better not, or it's to the moon with you! How bout' a fu Sure. On multiple occasions. I just put that strain on Luna's back, or have an "eclipse". K -hugs u- Eeyup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Pinkie 118 October 7, 2011 Share October 7, 2011 Where them Equestria police? Who says you need wings to fly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person 151 October 7, 2011 Author Share October 7, 2011 Where them Equestria police? F*** THE PO-LICE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodra 531 October 8, 2011 Share October 8, 2011 F*** THE PO-LICE. you mean po-nies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slendermane 477 October 8, 2011 Share October 8, 2011 What is the real cause of global warming? Are you losing control of the sun? 1 Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Marvelous 544 October 12, 2011 Share October 12, 2011 What are you thoughts on pirates? okay ponies, give me all your treasure. "I will destroy all the riders" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Pinkie 118 October 12, 2011 Share October 12, 2011 Do you like pancakes? Who says you need wings to fly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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