Ask her royal highness.

[Apple Bloom 2,915]

I've been looking everywhere and I can't find Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Have you seen them?

[Someponyelse 37]

How many ponies in Equestria have you...Molested. had your way with? I live in a hole. I AM SAFE.

[Vinyl Scratch 260]

How many parasprites does it take to eat a lightbulb?

[Person 151]

Your intentions are unusual, but I must ask...

 

 

 

IS YOUR PAIN FAR GREATER THAN MINES?!?

 

I don't know, is being sent to the moon painful?

 

I've been looking everywhere and I can't find Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Have you seen them?

 

My basement I dunno.

 

How many ponies in Equestria have you...Molested. had your way with? I live in a hole. I AM SAFE.

 

The ones that look sextastic. And who says that YOU'RE safe?

 

How many parasprites does it take to eat a lightbulb?

 

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[Tom The Diamond 1,828]

Say, how old is too old Princess? With Luna being thousands of years old and what-not

[Person 151]

Say, how old is too old Princess? With Luna being thousands of years old and what-not

 

Okay I'm about to explain a lot of boring shit right now, so bear with me.

*AHEM*

Alicorns, us being so kick ass and everything, have our own distinct age group. While Luna and I are indeed over 1000 years old, that's in Alicorn years. In normal pony years, I would be 21, and Luna 18. Too old for me in normal pony years would be 60.

Sorry, Granny Smith.

[PlanetaryDevastation167 0]

You're 21 in pony years?

 

Then...you're technically not much older than the mane 6.

 

BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING

[Goodra 530]

Want a hug?

[Tom The Diamond 1,828]

Alright, I can understand that...

 

Now, on a vastly different note, what does Luna do in the political spectrum of Equestria?

[Slendermane 474]

Have you ever delayed the sunrise because you didn't want to get up early for once?

[Person 151]

You're 21 in pony years?

 

Then...you're technically not much older than the mane 6.

 

BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING

 

You better not, or it's to the moon with you!

 

Want a hug?

 

How bout' a fu Sure.

 

Have you ever delayed the sunrise because you didn't want to get up early for once?

 

On multiple occasions. I just put that strain on Luna's back, or have an "eclipse".

[Goodra 530]

You better not, or it's to the moon with you!

 

 

How bout' a fu Sure.

 

 

On multiple occasions. I just put that strain on Luna's back, or have an "eclipse".

 

K -hugs u- Eeyup!

[St. Pinkie 118]

Where them Equestria police?

[Person 151]

Where them Equestria police?

 

F*** THE PO-LICE.

[Goodra 530]

F*** THE PO-LICE.

 

you mean po-nies?

[Slendermane 474]

What is the real cause of global warming? Are you losing control of the sun?

[Captain Marvelous 544]

What are you thoughts on pirates?

[St. Pinkie 118]

Do you like pancakes?