MAKING SENSE IS BANNED FROM THIS THREAD.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

this fried flip flop is delicious.

[Eenohay 318]

Todavía tengo la guitarra de la última vez que leí la naranja mecánica.

Edited May 30, 2012 by Eenohay

[Count Paradox 3,548]

i like the mystical flying pizza of qwerty

 

oh, and...

Edited May 30, 2012 by Gigapwny

[Miles Rarity Edgeworth 76]

Me.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Driving down the sidewalk all the while shooting chipmunks at cows that bake gloves for a living, I noticed that my tree had spawned a few dwarfs in its yard.

[RainbowDashie 767]

rnbgqeruibgiqerngjfrneieorimnairhdfsvbujbrvhviwb

[Jokuc 8,174]

When my had me present, first me fish, then me in fish fish.

[RainbowDashie 767]

LADIES... thay dont make sense at all

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Yugioh's rules.

[Radiance64 7,053]

I flushed a bathtub once, then I took a shower in the toilet before that in another dimension.

[The Awesome One 1,315]

These are all very nice stories....but, why is the rum gone?

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

These are all very nice stories....but, why is the rum gone?

 

Because the cantelope devoured it at about 12 last century when the deer invaded the paint store.

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Because the cantelope devoured it at about 12 last century when the deer invaded the paint store.

 

Oh dear, get my nerf machine gun, we must go kill some butterfly's...because Skyrim was once a land of many butterfly's...and killing butterflys get's you rum....Lot's and lots of rum.

[MrMeep 264]

a boy n a gurl wr makn out n grl sez "if i told u i r pregnant wud u still b my bf?" n he sez no n she run n died n boy sez "rezon i sed no i coz i wudnt b ur bf, id b ur huzband"

 

brohoof dis if u cry evry tym x

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

I ACCIDENTALLY ALL OF IT IS IT SAFE?????

[Pluton 11]

Sometimes i put on soap suit and slid round town.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I occasionally have to eat my butler due to lack of doorknobs to fish.

[Deidre Asada 163]

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

 

Congress said,"Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

 

Then Congress said,"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

 

Then Congress said,"How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

 

Then Congress said,"How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

 

Then Congress said,"Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

 

Then Congress said,"We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they laid off the night watchman.

[Marshmallow 1,137]

There's NO WAY this summer is coming up.
I got an appointment with the vet, ya know?

Blue 777 good will 222 renaissance 888 yew 222 electric meatballs

Edited May 30, 2012 by Marshmallow

[NavelColt 22,881]

You want sense of lack? Go, you hear.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_U2z5naWAw&feature=related

[MrL0LZ 866]

Science has validated that you are an alligator that jumps on a ball all day killing aliens and punching people in the neck.

You are the president of earth.

[AppleTreeBrony 228]

Olleh Woh Rea Gniod

Fi Ouy T'ndid Eciton M'i Gniklat Sdrawkcab

Siht Sekam On Esnes

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

A ton of pies sit around my house everyday, watching me... While my flying monkeys and beavers go out to destroy the Pie master overlord trying to take over the universe by using pie power.

[Proailurus 214]

• Me overlord of robo-pies and gigantic squids of bananas

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I accidentally the whole thing.