Krystal 1,468 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 So anyway I was rappeling down a rope when suddenly Al-Qaeda forgot to put mushrooms in there car tires. So I had to climb all the way back up and skip the rope with my Auntie Francis. And so here I am... playing paddel ball on the left side of that ice cube in the most interesting man in the world's glass of Dos Equis. avatar and sig by your's trulyask me anything DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 516 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OCs: Standoff and Red Alert, the luckless mercs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 What the buck did you just fucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in pony warfare and I'm the top applebucker in the entire Equestrian Hoofed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with applebuckin' - the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot - The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bucking dead, filly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can applebuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Apple family and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plot off the face of Equestria, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking...horses. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Celestiadamned idiot. I will shit apples all over you and you will drown in it. You're bucking dead, filly. 2 Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouth 496 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 My hovercraft is full of eels. 1 Splendid siggy by Chaotic Dischord, awesome avatar by Suntouched Coco!Ask me anything you want ! You'll make me happy and (most likely) get an answer !Omnia vincit Amor. When the world around you turns gray, stop, and think about rainbows.-->(> How would you describe me ? <(<-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awesome One 1,315 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 But why are the muffins gone to hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouth 496 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 That's the most important piece of evidence ! Write that down Sherlock ! Splendid siggy by Chaotic Dischord, awesome avatar by Suntouched Coco!Ask me anything you want ! You'll make me happy and (most likely) get an answer !Omnia vincit Amor. When the world around you turns gray, stop, and think about rainbows.-->(> How would you describe me ? <(<-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal 1,468 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 My eyeballs are full of banana flavored mini vans avatar and sig by your's trulyask me anything DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky 746 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 This sentence makes sense, but it lacks a point, therefore it doesn't. sense makes it means which point no is there that is sentence the of point the "Even If I were free, would anyone love me?" Vulpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal 1,468 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 My head is full of pony and I hate it! avatar and sig by your's trulyask me anything DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 My hovercraft is full of eels. Min svävare är full med ålar Tó aeroploíon emón enkheleíōn plērés estin Wǒ de qìdiànchuán chōngmǎn le shànyú ḥawwāmtī mumtil'ah bi'anqalaysūn Moio sudno na vozdušnoy poduške polno ugrey Mi banca lleno di malabanos Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan amar hovercraft eel-e bhorti hoye gechhe Plena anguillis est navis volans mea 1 Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouth 496 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 Min svävare är full med ålar Tó aeroploíon emón enkheleíōn plērés estin Wǒ de qìdiànchuán chōngmǎn le shànyú ḥawwāmtī mumtil'ah bi'anqalaysūn Moio sudno na vozdušnoy poduške polno ugrey Mi banca lleno di malabanos Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan amar hovercraft eel-e bhorti hoye gechhe Plena anguillis est navis volans mea Oh, aren't you making this thread out of sense, are you my little dear ? Splendid siggy by Chaotic Dischord, awesome avatar by Suntouched Coco!Ask me anything you want ! You'll make me happy and (most likely) get an answer !Omnia vincit Amor. When the world around you turns gray, stop, and think about rainbows.-->(> How would you describe me ? <(<-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 Oh, aren't you making this thread out of sense, are you my little dear ? Of course; where's the fun in making sense, hun~? Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouth 496 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 Of course; where's the fun in making sense, hun~? That reminds me, would'nt you fancy a tea of cup, dear ? Splendid siggy by Chaotic Dischord, awesome avatar by Suntouched Coco!Ask me anything you want ! You'll make me happy and (most likely) get an answer !Omnia vincit Amor. When the world around you turns gray, stop, and think about rainbows.-->(> How would you describe me ? <(<-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatekeeper Babylon 116 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 There are giant jelly donuts with teeth attacking Rari-zilla on planet Markarth in the Airedge system. Rari-zilla is now pinned down by the forces of the dreadnaughts of Jellis-2, but she is firing giant rabid and robotic weasels. Hummus is the only thing that can save the donut forces. If you want to fly, jump at the ground and miss. -Zaphod Have no idea where to put your soul after a tragic demise? Come talk to Babylon! We'll care for your soul (with some possibilities not limited to burning scalding impalement soul destruction unnecessary hiccuping etc.)! Your soul will rest next to a beautiful countryside (IF A SCALDING BURNING WASTELAND IS NOT COMFORTABLE THE COUNTRY SIDE ISN'T BEUATIFUL)! Enjoy your afterlife (Ok that part's just a lie we tell to hook customers) ! Babylon's Soul Care Hard to see the big picture behind pile of corpses. -Dr. Mordin SolusBeautiful signature picture made by Pixiglow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 That reminds me, would'nt you fancy a tea of cup, dear ? Oh, goodness, I would love one. Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_wesley125 393 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 Quite a bit of cursing in this: I'll straight eat the back half of a goat while the fron half still brethin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swollow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fuckin feet and all of you fuckin busters sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german [racism 1] eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 June 28, 2012 Share June 28, 2012 What the buck did you just fucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in pony warfare and I'm the top applebucker in the entire Equestrian Hoofed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with applebuckin' - the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot - The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bucking dead, filly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can applebuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Apple family and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plot off the face of Equestria, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking...horses. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Celestiadamned idiot. I will shit apples all over you and you will drown in it. You're bucking dead, filly. You win 1000 internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KakeiTheWolf 652 June 28, 2012 Share June 28, 2012 Politics. 1 My Music: http://kakeithewolf.bandcamp.com/. Now on tumblr at kakeithewolf.tumblr.com Youtube: youtube.com/user/KakeiTheWoIf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 June 28, 2012 Share June 28, 2012 You win 1000 internets. <3 Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rochambo 88 June 28, 2012 Share June 28, 2012 I DID NOT MEAN (HE DID NOT MEAN) TO BLOW YOUR MIND. (to blow your mind) BUT THAT S*** HAPPENS TO ME ALLLLLLL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viridian Daybreak 66 June 29, 2012 Share June 29, 2012 (edited) The waving accountant's definition of climbing jelly objects to baskets. However, the baskets are not at all like the peanut butter milkshake the accountant hired yesterday morning. Thus the civilization adjacent to the fancy bowl is the basket's ancestor. And let's hope the bowl is not the accountant's cousin. Dangit my neighbor's frying pan doesn't like me anymore? Thank you. Edited June 29, 2012 by Viridian Daybreak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 June 29, 2012 Share June 29, 2012 (edited) Remember, if someone you love is sick, get their cat to drink disinfectants. It will clean out their appendages well and make the furniture smell great. Edited June 29, 2012 by Hayzelestia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monstermistress 8 June 29, 2012 Share June 29, 2012 HAVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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