Post a Random Movie Quote [Updated]

[Ragland Tiger 3,427]

I hate noise!... can't stand noise!

 

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"I smoked so much m***h before."

"Great! Great!"

[Number62 1,258]

If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice.

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"Do you like my food puns? Or do you think they're teri-yucky?"

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

Sebastian: "Morgan. Are you in position?"

Morgan: "Yeah, I was born in position."

Audrey: "Yes, everyone's born in position. That's why they call it the fetal position."

Morgan: "Right, yeah. I just got that."

 

[Sparklefan1234 172,907]

Launchpad McQuack: Please put your seats back in the upright position.

 

Scrooge McDuck: Just put the plane up in an upright position!

[Ragland Tiger 3,427]

"It's sure quiet around here; you could hear a caterpillar sneakin' across a moss bed in tennis shoes."

--Foghorn Leghorn

[Sparklefan1234 172,907]

“Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.” — Cher Horowitz, Clueless

Edited August 5, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"I thought I told you to stay back on your island!"

"You know what? The deal was over April 9th."

 "Well, the deal's back on, motherf***er!"

 "You ain't the chief in this village. I'm the chief."

 "Of the idiots?!"

Edited August 5, 2021 by Emerald Heart

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"The mas********ing dog killer is on the loose again. He'll kill the owner, but at least the dogs are happy."

[Number62 1,258]

      

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"The buyer texted me, I have to go meet him. Or her."

"Thank you. I was gonna say, women can be terrorists too. We can do anything we put our minds to."

[Number62 1,258]

           

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"To quote a text I got, "Hey there. It's over. Sorry.""

*shoots gun*

 

[Evil Pink One 13,512]

"TADAAAAAAAAAAA!!!......" 

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"Oh, I know! You could gamble online! That's what Katie's Dad does!"

"Oh, we will definitely look into that, good suggestion. Let's not go over to Katie's house anymore."

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"I like him. He's nice."

"But scary."

"Like Santa!"

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk."

[Lord Chin Chin 1,209]

'' Spider pig spider pig doing all the things a spider pig does ''

[Number62 1,258]

Ah, the new boy. Ears are too long, and I miss the cape, but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.

[Tropical Melody 6,510]

"You're not a psychopath, you're not stupid..."

"I am an asshole - you can't take everything away from me."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,510]

and ...

"I've been with policemen for five years."

"That's enough to grow hair on a rock."

and ...

"I'll tell you some time."

"When will you tell me?"

"Make that in a minute or two!"

 

[Number62 1,258]

For once, I'm stuck without a punchline.

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat-free?"

"Water."

[Ragland Tiger 3,427]

That's not a knife...