Post a Random Movie Quote [Updated]

[Ragland Tiger 3,427]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift.  That is why it is called a present.

[Sparklefan1234 172,904]

On 2022-07-29 at 7:22 AM, The Wife of Douma said:

“Hey, guys! Big gulps, huh?”

…

”Well, see ya later!”

- Dumb & Dumber

 

 "Skis, huh?" 

"That's right!"

 "Great! They yours?"

 "Uh-huh."

 "Both of 'em?"

"Yes."

 "Ah... cool!"

 

- Dumb and Dumber

Edited August 3, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Starset Twinkle 506]

"I've been drinking green tea all GD day!!!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,427]

Trigger warning: the racist origins of "Hold my beer."

 

 

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

[Posted on wrong thread]

Edited August 4, 2022 by Emerald Heart

[Starset Twinkle 506]

Jeff Goldblum, "Oops"

[Number62 1,258]

         

 

[Starset Twinkle 506]

7 hours ago, Number62 said:

         

 

Cats and dogs living together!!!

[Cwanky 17,602]

On 2022-07-04 at 8:06 AM, Woohoo said:

"Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... ROCKETS EXPLODE!"

💥

 

[Number62 1,258]

Spread out! Search everywhere!

What about over there?

Is "there" a part of everywhere?

Uh... I guess...

Then search there!

[Starset Twinkle 506]

"They've gone to plaid!"

[Tropical Melody 6,510]

"I want to have babies."

"You want to have babies?!"

"It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them."

"But you can't have babies!"

"Don't you oppress me!"

"I'm not oppressing you, Stan, but you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"My son's a homosexual and I love him. I love my dead, gay son."

[Number62 1,258]

I don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.

[Cwanky 17,602]

                  

[Sir Hugsalot 9,351]

HELLO THERE!

[Sophie 1,537]

1 minute ago, Sir Hugsalot said:

HELLO THERE!

General Kenobi! You're a bold one!

[Sir Hugsalot 9,351]

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

[Tropical Melody 6,510]

Are you familiar with the eighteen story building adjacent to the subject structure?"

"Yes sir."

"That is the high ground."

"Yes sir!"

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"Are your parents still together?"

"Mine are dead."

Edited October 3, 2022 by Emerald Heart

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"Talk is cheap. Not unlike Torelai's earrings."

[Tropical Melody 6,510]

"Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again."

"No, you're making all new ones."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,510]

"How would you like your roast clots? Well done, medium, rare?"

"Roast what?"

"Clots. Blood clots..."

 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,351]

There's always a bigger fish!