Post a Random TV Quote

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Do I want to break into a dead guy's apartment and go through all his sh*t? Sounds like an afternoon."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://y.yarn.co/b7597d46-9cea-4bf5-9479-50ae68bd69ef_text.gif

[Cwanky 17,576]

                 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxLjvY5CrjQ

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

                      

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KwuRe73x1vk

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"You are grounded... for 'till college."

"For 'till college?!"

"FOR 'TILL COLLEGE!!"

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d34W8M5oQvE

 

[heavens-champion 1,905]

"You're either lying, or you're stupid!"

"I'M STUPID! I'M STUPID!"

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACbmKkdYXhA

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMr0Ax_RA4o

 

[Pandora 38,017]

This is from a movie but quite accurate to a situation that’s been on going tbh “"that's what they do.. they act like they love you
They act like they'll be there forever and then one day they pack up all their stuff and move away and take their love with them.
They leave her- wondering what she did wrong"

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7VFPtY7hiGw

 

[Number62 1,258]

How do you say "taco" in Spanish?

Taco.

Ta-co. How do you say "burrito"?

Burrito.

What? So Spanish and English are the same? That's crazy.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Didn't Spencer go to Law School for like... 20 minutes?"

"Three days, thank you."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Oh, hey, guys... guess what I got!"

"A woman?"

"A real job?"

"A friend your own age?"

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rzegPSKacoo

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I'd like to thank God and my brother Spencer and my manicurist, Leslie. I love you. Leslie."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jF5wkq4W_GQ

 

[Number62 1,258]

Stupid neanderthals. Shoelaces haven't been invented yet!

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nfrFYpmphC8

 

[Sparklefan1234 170,461]

"B-A-bay, B-E-bee, B-I-bicky-bi, B-O bo, bicky-bi bo.."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/400x/84754513/ive-recently-learned-to-sleep-with-eyes-open-god-am-i-tired.jpg

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"If I do, will you kiss me?"

"No!"

"Then no!"