Answer the Question in Clue style!

[Will Guide 21,325]

For each post answer the previous question in the style of Clue by picking three random things to answer the question whether seriously or humorously. After which, put up a new question for the next person:

Example:

Who owns the Disney Company?

It was Bruce Banner in Antarctica with Food Stamps! 

Next person: How did Sora got into Smash Ultimate?

[SharpWit 2,472]

It was Waluigi mistakenly throwing his invitation away after using it like a Kleenex.

Where's my dry cleaning?

[Will Guide 21,325]

It's in Italy being dried by Pirates with a flamethrower!

Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

A group of guys who were dressed in suits who liked butter on their bread!

Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner?

[Will Guide 21,325]

It was Mario on toilet paper with blooper ink

Who shot John F Kennedy?

[TBD 17,228]

What caused World War to happened again?