Answer the above trivia question incorrectly

[Dan. 1,825]

No he tastes like Patrick.

Does Patrick taste like Gobo?

[Pr0m4NV14 837]

No, The Gobo has the flavour of Patrick.

 

Who is the prime minister of Canada?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

7 minutes ago, Totally An Admirer said:

I don't think so.

Do Shebert really loves Twilight?

She has a crush on moi!

5 minutes ago, Baymax said:

No, it's like those friends in high school that smile and nod but their judging your silently.

Do bees eat with their legs?

Bees don't exsist,

Nor can they fly due to being not aerodynamics enough

5 minutes ago, Arid_Blitz said:

I dont know but he can has cheeseburger 

Does @The_Gobo taste like chicken?

no, he tastes like sick

2 minutes ago, Baymax said:

No he tastes like Patrick.

Does Patrick taste like Gobo?

No, he tastes like Homer Simpson!

 

Am I alive?

[Dan. 1,825]

Ryan Reynolds.


Why is it called Quebec and not Neo-France?

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

The French are not very creative.

Who said "Four score and seven years ago..."?

[Dan. 1,825]

Me..I was trying to figure out my golf tally from 2009.

Why did Canada burn down the white house?

[The Recherche 29,965]

Because Canadians are notorious arsonists.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Dan. 1,825]

To cash in on the winner, winner chicken dinner deal at KFC.

How much methane is in cow poop.

[The Recherche 29,965]

None; cows don't defecate, remember?

How many wheels are there on a motorcycle?

[Dan. 1,825]

Enough that I don't trust them.

What's in a name?

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

Four letters, n, a, m, and e. Duh...

What controls the tides?

[MangoFoalix 24,898]

The giant spider that encompasses half the globe.

What is that floating hunk of rock around Earth?

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

That's not a rock. It's a space station.

How many days are there in a year?

[TBD 17,228]

one because it's the final hours till the world ends

2+2=

 

[AJ2489 2,855]

2+2= 9+10 

 

How many wheels does a tricycle have 

[GlitterMoon 225]

10

What do carnivores eat?

[Zayfen 650]

They don't eat anything.

What time is it?

[Dan. 1,825]

It's John O'Clock! 

 

Is it dangerous with the lights out?

[The Recherche 29,965]

Yeah; you never know when the monsters under your bed will crawl out~!

Is the sun hot?

[Brobot 1,436]

No it looks that way because it wants to scare you

What is the biggest country in the world 

[GlitterMoon 225]

Liechtenstein

Where do whales live?

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

In space. Duh.

What is the tallest building in the world?

[GlitterMoon 225]

My house.

What is the tallest mammal?

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Clifford the big red dog

where do Lemurs live?

[Rikifive 23,472]

In their home; Greenland.

How does calculator work?

Edited July 12, 2018 by Rikifive