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What is the furthest away from your home that you have family?


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Spain and France. They are nobility but there has been barely any interaction after this branch of the family broke off and moved to Argentina. Which is my current location. The land of the Sun and the wine. Oh, morning star, we love you so much, for the freedom you have granted onto humankind. Hail Lucifer. The "god" of this world. Or so my family would say. Hahaha. They are so crazy, but they are right to some degree.

So, everyone gets a free goat for joining. Meaning everyone, and I mean everyone, has to grow a bigger beard. Which is unfortunate, because I can only grow a goatee.

And this may seem out of topic. But this was the reason my family separated, it was a beard dispute over the trimming laws of the Mosaic. As it happened between some jehovah witnesses who challenged each other to a duel over the beard laws, as not every man was able to grow a powerful beard, and those who were beardless felt it was better to have a clean shave. Which was perceived as an offence against the most High, whose Beard is surely a sight to behold. As per scripture, all angels do in heaven is sing and comb THE beard.

Singing and combing all day. And then you wonder why they rebelled.

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I have no clue. I don't know much about my extended family. Almost all of the family I know of is in Oklahoma, Arkansas or Kansas. I may have relatives in California.

I feel bad because I recently asked my mom about this, to see if we had any relatives in New England and she told me where all family members she knows of live, but I forget. =/


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Brazil and Australia, my sister's side of the family have got people all over. Her great grandfather used to live in South Africa then a local mafia fucked him over and he lost what he had, LOL. (I have no sympathy really.)

My mum's side of the family has relatives in... Chicago I think? Met some of them once, they were chill. Shame during the family meetup I was too drunk and lost the email they gave me, would have been nice to keep in touch :ough-scoot:


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Oof…they’re either in Texas or Alabama. My brain is drawing a blank.

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It would indeed be on the complete opposite side of the planet.


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Florida, unfortunately for them. I think almost everyone in the state of Ohio has relatives who live in Florida, so many people move there when they retire because it's warm.

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I live in Florida, but I have family scattered all throughout the country. The ones I know of are as far west as California and as far north as Wisconsin. 

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My mother and that side of the family are all in Connecticut.  On my father's side,  they're up in Maine and part of Canada as far as I know.  Me, I'm in south central Texas. 

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Now that I live in Connecticut, having relatives in California is now all of the way on the other side of the country! Most of my family is in Oklahoma, though (until I can convince them to move here, because it's sooooo much better, and yes they know it. And no I'm not just saying that, they actually know it. lol)


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