Jokes On You!

[StarHeart333 1,766]

So two teenage dragons named Fire Scorch and Dark Blaze are playing around in the dragon lands.

Dark Blaze is bragging that he is the most well known teenage dragon and finally Fire Scorch has had enough.

"Alright, let's see you put your gemstones where your mouth is and bet on it!

I bet half my hoard I can find some famous creature that doesn't know you before the moon rises Dark Blaze."

"Name any creature, any place you want."

"I bet the prince of the Yaks doesn't know you.."

So they go all the way to Yakyakistand.

Right away the Prince Rutherford invites them both into his palace and they hold grand yak feast.

"Alright... So the yaks know who you are but no way does the queen of the hippogriffs know you."

So once again they travel to the hippogriff area and sure enough when Queen Nova spots Dark Blaze she practically sees in delight...

Fire Scorch can't believe how well known his friend and time is running short so they'll only have time to visit one last place...

Finally he comes up with a foal proof solution.

"Okay, okay. Look I admit you are pretty well known around here but I know there is a secret gate way to another dimension that Spike was talking about it and there is no way in Tartarus that they know you there."

So they go into the portal to the human taking on the appearance of humans themselves upon crossing over.

Fire scorch points at an upcoming concert with the Rainbooms.

"A super famous band in about reality that we can only visit a few times in blue moon there is NO WAY this band knows you!"

Dark Blaze just grins. "Oh yeah just wait in the crowd..."

So they go to the concert.

Fire Scorch mixes into crowd and Dark Blaze starts heading towards the backstage area...

Dark Blaze comes on stage with the Rainbooms and he's wailing on the guitar and singing with them like a boss. He looks at his friend in the crowd and sees his friend's face go pale white and faint.

After the song ends he quickly excuses himself from the stage and goes to his friend.

Gently waking his friend he asks if it was too much that the band knew him.

Fire Scorch says, "No, what got me was when someone asked me 'Say who's up there playing with Dark Blaze?"

 

 

 

 

 

[TheRockARooster 52,548]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ponies go.

Ponies go who?

No silly, ponies go neigh!

[Brony Number 42 10,073]

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, and never has 5 letters.

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,036]

  On 2024-04-28 at 1:58 AM, Brony Number 42 said:

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, and never has 5 letters.

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I don't know! 

[Lawyer Slip 2,843]

  On 2024-04-27 at 2:20 PM, Reiki Knight 13 said:

So two teenage dragons named Fire Scorch and Dark Blaze are playing around in the dragon lands.

Dark Blaze is bragging that he is the most well known teenage dragon and finally Fire Scorch has had enough.

"Alright, let's see you put your gemstones where your mouth is and bet on it!

I bet half my hoard I can find some famous creature that doesn't know you before the moon rises Dark Blaze."

"Name any creature, any place you want."

"I bet the prince of the Yaks doesn't know you.."

So they go all the way to Yakyakistand.

Right away the Prince Rutherford invites them both into his palace and they hold grand yak feast.

"Alright... So the yaks know who you are but no way does the queen of the hippogriffs know you."

So once again they travel to the hippogriff area and sure enough when Queen Nova spots Dark Blaze she practically sees in delight...

Fire Scorch can't believe how well known his friend and time is running short so they'll only have time to visit one last place...

Finally he comes up with a foal proof solution.

"Okay, okay. Look I admit you are pretty well known around here but I know there is a secret gate way to another dimension that Spike was talking about it and there is no way in Tartarus that they know you there."

So they go into the portal to the human taking on the appearance of humans themselves upon crossing over.

Fire scorch points at an upcoming concert with the Rainbooms.

"A super famous band in about reality that we can only visit a few times in blue moon there is NO WAY this band knows you!"

Dark Blaze just grins. "Oh yeah just wait in the crowd..."

So they go to the concert.

Fire Scorch mixes into crowd and Dark Blaze starts heading towards the backstage area...

Dark Blaze comes on stage with the Rainbooms and he's wailing on the guitar and singing with them like a boss. He looks at his friend in the crowd and sees his friend's face go pale white and faint.

After the song ends he quickly excuses himself from the stage and goes to his friend.

Gently waking his friend he asks if it was too much that the band knew him.

Fire Scorch says, "No, what got me was when someone asked me 'Say who's up there playing with Dark Blaze?"

 

 

 

 

 

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I've seen this before

Swuidward- "YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?!"

Me: "Eleven times, as a matter of fact."

[StarHeart333 1,766]

  On 2024-04-28 at 1:58 AM, Brony Number 42 said:

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, and never has 5 letters.

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Nothing starts with n and ends with g.

[StarHeart333 1,766]

Here's a crazy bit true fact about MLP while offline and in Equestria Twilight Sparkle ,Applejack, , Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and  Rainbow.Dash have never said: "Hello", "Friendship", or "goodbye" 

This is because they are ponies who do not speak English.

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,843]

What do you call boarder hopping bread?

A Crossant.

No seriously, I saw entire baguettes leaving Griffonstone recently.

They seemed really steamed about the whole thing.

[StarHeart333 1,766]

(how to annoy EVERY major fandom 101)

This is Silt Haliwell. 

She is a spirit detective, trying to help the doctor When defeat Hollows created by the league of Z-men to stop their plan of using the blade runners to over take molds of Dune.

She fights along side the taco resistance for all card capture shadow Terminator Sith.

[Gummy Snap 27]

  On 2024-04-26 at 6:43 AM, Cash In said:

So a MLPF moderator walks into a bar.

"Good evening," says the bartender. The mod walks to the counter tiredly and sits down.

The bartender looks at the tired mod. "Sir, you sure look like you need a drink."

The mod nods his ahead in agreement.

The bartender smiles. "Well, what can I get you? Beer? Vodka? A nice cocktail?"

"No, I don't want any of those," responds the mod .

"What do you want then?" Asks the bartender.

The mod looks at the bartender in the eye and says, "I want something with zero alcohol."

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**Gummy blinks once, before donning his suit and top hat**

  On 2024-04-26 at 6:56 AM, Sparklefan1234 said:

What’s the difference between @Cash In and Applejack? @Cash In doesn’t like Pi.

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**Gummy blinks, before his jaw drops in surprise**

  On 2024-04-26 at 7:44 AM, Reiki Knight 13 said:

 

Two ponies walk into a bar, the third pony ducks. 

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**Gummy blinks twice, before standing up to locate the other pony**

  On 2024-04-26 at 9:54 AM, Princess Celestia said:

Why did the pony go to school with a saddle on its back?

Because it wanted to be a little horse-y-tail!

Or no?

This one then:

Still no?

OK! one more try

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*Gummy blinks twice, before flailing his arms with a smile**

  On 2024-04-26 at 10:15 AM, Lawyer Slip said:

These are pretty funny your majesty. 

So, I left a slice of cake out with one of my toy trains. And when I came back, the cake was gone. I still didn't understand why the toy engine did it, but apparently it had been training it's whole life for this.

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**Gummy blinks once, before sticking his tongue out**

  On 2024-04-26 at 10:26 AM, Princess Celestia said:

@Lawyer Slip That one was tricky

 

 

Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won eight of them!”

Another horse breaks in: “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!”

“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another.

At this point, the horses notice a greyhound, who has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”

The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog!”

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**Gummy blinks once, before sitting and smiling**

  On 2024-04-26 at 10:40 AM, Lawyer Slip said:

So, A priest, a mom, and a rabbit walk into a bar. 

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What are you all doing here?"

And the rabbit responds with, "Well, I'm not sure about those two, but I'm pretty sure I'm an autocorrect.

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**Gummy blinks once, before looking at the priest, mom and rabbit**

  On 2024-04-26 at 12:58 PM, ThatPinkPone said:

*Saturn leaps on stage next to @Lawyer Slip and @Shiny Silvermoon* SOOOO,  one time, I told my friend RK, I tell her, "Look RK! Celestia's raising the sun!" she didn't believe me, so I said..."Never mind, it's way over your head!" a-hey!!! Thank you! 

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**Gummy blinks once, before donning his party hat**

  On 2024-04-26 at 6:00 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Hitch and Sunny walk into a bar...Pipp goes right under it. 

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  On 2024-04-26 at 6:03 PM, ThatPinkPone said:

@Sparklefan1234 Zipp flew over it

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  On 2024-04-26 at 6:33 PM, Lawyer Slip said:

And Izzy walks into it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again . . .

(Just joking Izzy, you're cool )

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**Gummy blinks twice, before stretching his mouth into a smile**

  On 2024-04-26 at 8:18 PM, Slipstream said:

And here's my joke. A lot of ponies wonder why Celestianism has fallen off lately. Well, its obvious why. It's too above ponies for them to properly comprehend.

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**Gummy blinks once, before looking up towards the sky**

  On 2024-04-26 at 8:38 PM, Reiki Knight 13 said:

So in the middle of a four way stop there is 1,000,000 bits.

At one section there is a lame dragon, at another there is a funny mod, at the third area is a stupid yak and finally at the fourth stop there is a little filly.

So who gets to the million bits first?

Answer, the little filly because there is no such thing as a lame dragon, a stupid yak or a funny mod. 

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**Gummy blinks once, before standing on his hind legs**

  On 2024-04-27 at 1:27 AM, Shiny Silvermoon said:

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Croissanto : "Celestianism is a thing? Don't count me in! I've once tried to look at the sun and it almost burned my eyes! The sun is awful..." 

Shiny : "Well, even if the moon is better, the sun still has good sides! Maybe you could ask @Princess Celestia about it! I'm sure that she will be able to enlighten you..." 

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**Gummy blinks twice, before his jaw drops in surprise**

  On 2024-04-27 at 2:20 PM, Reiki Knight 13 said:

So two teenage dragons named Fire Scorch and Dark Blaze are playing around in the dragon lands.

Dark Blaze is bragging that he is the most well known teenage dragon and finally Fire Scorch has had enough.

"Alright, let's see you put your gemstones where your mouth is and bet on it!

I bet half my hoard I can find some famous creature that doesn't know you before the moon rises Dark Blaze."

"Name any creature, any place you want."

"I bet the prince of the Yaks doesn't know you.."

So they go all the way to Yakyakistand.

Right away the Prince Rutherford invites them both into his palace and they hold grand yak feast.

"Alright... So the yaks know who you are but no way does the queen of the hippogriffs know you."

So once again they travel to the hippogriff area and sure enough when Queen Nova spots Dark Blaze she practically sees in delight...

Fire Scorch can't believe how well known his friend and time is running short so they'll only have time to visit one last place...

Finally he comes up with a foal proof solution.

"Okay, okay. Look I admit you are pretty well known around here but I know there is a secret gate way to another dimension that Spike was talking about it and there is no way in Tartarus that they know you there."

So they go into the portal to the human taking on the appearance of humans themselves upon crossing over.

Fire scorch points at an upcoming concert with the Rainbooms.

"A super famous band in about reality that we can only visit a few times in blue moon there is NO WAY this band knows you!"

Dark Blaze just grins. "Oh yeah just wait in the crowd..."

So they go to the concert.

Fire Scorch mixes into crowd and Dark Blaze starts heading towards the backstage area...

Dark Blaze comes on stage with the Rainbooms and he's wailing on the guitar and singing with them like a boss. He looks at his friend in the crowd and sees his friend's face go pale white and faint.

After the song ends he quickly excuses himself from the stage and goes to his friend.

Gently waking his friend he asks if it was too much that the band knew him.

Fire Scorch says, "No, what got me was when someone asked me 'Say who's up there playing with Dark Blaze?"

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**Gummy blinks twice, before smiling about the dragons**

  On 2024-04-27 at 5:31 PM, TheRockARooster said:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ponies go.

Ponies go who?

No silly, ponies go neigh!

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**Gummy blinks once, before flailing his arms as confetti starts to rain down**

  On 2024-04-28 at 1:58 AM, Brony Number 42 said:

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, and never has 5 letters.

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**Gummy blinks twice, before confetti rained down around him**

  On 2024-04-28 at 2:33 PM, Lawyer Slip said:

What do you call boarder hopping bread?

A Crossant.

No seriously, I saw entire baguettes leaving Griffonstone recently.

They seemed really steamed about the whole thing.

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**Gummy blinks twice, before holding a whisk as Pinkie kisses his snout**

  On 2024-04-28 at 7:37 PM, Reiki Knight 13 said:

(how to annoy EVERY major fandom 101)

This is Silt Haliwell. 

She is a spirit detective, trying to help the doctor When defeat Hollows created by the league of Z-men to stop their plan of using the blade runners to over take molds of Dune.

She fights along side the taco resistance for all card capture shadow Terminator Sith.

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**Gummy blinks once, before chewing on a piece of paper**

[Pinkie Pie 546]

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before donning his suit and top hat**

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What's that Gummy?

Gummy thought that was a clever and funny joke!  

He even dressed for the occasion as it sounded very fancy! Especially if it is involving numbers!  

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks, before his jaw drops in surprise**

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Gummy thought that joke was pretty funny!

It did surprise him as he didn't expect somepony to not like pies!

That reminded me of the time that Rainbow wasn't a fan of my pies. Everything worked out, but it was still really surprising. 

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks twice, before standing up to locate the other pony**

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Gummy got a good chuckle out of this joke.

It looks like Gummy is trying to find out where the third pony had ducked.

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

*Gummy blinks twice, before flailing his arms with a smile**

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It looks like Gummy's sides are shaking from both jokes!

It's always a lot of fun when telling jokes! Especially when they are a double header!  

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before sticking his tongue out**

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What's that, Gummy?  

It sounds like Gummy really loved your joke!  

Although, it looks like hearing the mention of cake made him rather hungry!

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before sitting and smiling**

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It looks like Gummy really enjoyed your jokes!  

Races are always so much fun! I think he also liked that there is a dog that talked!

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before looking at the priest, mom and rabbit**

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What's that Gummy?

It looks like Gummy found your joke to be both interesting and pretty funny!

He does wonder how those three met.  

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before donning his party hat**

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Gummy thought that your joke was both funny and pretty clever!  

He even liked that everyone got to be on stage and having lots of fun and laughs!

I have to agree that it looks like an amazing comedy show!  

Woohoo!! Encore! Encore!!

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks twice, before stretching his mouth into a smile**

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What's that Gummy?  

Gummy thought that each joke was funny and interesting!

He even liked how each joke were able to connect to one another.

Whoever they were, it looks like they are really great friends!  

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before looking up towards the sky**

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Gummy really got a kick out of that joke!  

It seems like he's looking up at the sky and is curious about what's above ponies.  

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before standing on his hind legs**

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What's that, Gummy?

Gummy thought that your joke was clever and interesting!  

He does wonder why there'd be a million bits on the ground. 

Gummy and I hope that everyone in the four way stop can become friends and share.

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks twice, before his jaw drops in surprise**

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Gummy thought that your joke was both funny and really clever!  

It also looks like the joke caught him by surprise!

Gummy and I both hope that your eyes are okay. 

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks twice, before smiling about the dragons**

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Gummy really liked and enjoyed the joke.  

It looks like a fun story between two friends!

Especially if that one friend knew more friends and those friends knew more friends!  

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before flailing his arms as confetti starts to rain down**

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What's that, Gummy?

Gummy thought that this was a funny and clever joke!

It's true that we do indeed neigh at times.

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks twice, before confetti rained down around him**

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Ooooh~!

Gummy thought this was a clever and interesting joke!

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks twice, before holding a whisk as Pinkie kisses his snout**

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**Pinkie kisses Gummy's snout as he's holding a whisk in his mouth**

Gummy thought this was an interesting and funny joke!  

It looks like he wants to bake some treats after hearing bread is involved!

  On 2024-04-30 at 12:58 AM, Gummy Snap said:

**Gummy blinks once, before chewing on a piece of paper**

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Oooh~!

Gummy really thought this joke was both hilarious and really interesting!  

It looks like there a combinations of things, but Gummy remembers that this is Fluttershy!  

I think Gummy is a little hungry after hearing that food was also involved!