Free style rap

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

  On 2012-06-25 at 1:53 AM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

WHO LET THIS BITCH UP IN MY THREAD

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE HERE THAT WE WANT HER DEAD

NEWS FLASH TRIXIE, GREAT AND POWERFUL DONT MEAN SHIT

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR UP AGAINST ME

DRACO, THE ALMIGHT AND OMNIPOTENT

 

What's this you picking on other ponies?

Leave us all alone, you great big giant phony

 

Look, here you can sign this treaty

Live in Equestria and then serve me

 

I love, and treat everypony the same

Can't you pick on someone your own size?

Don't you have shame?

Your words are just lies!

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

  On 2012-06-25 at 1:55 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

YES ANOTHER CAHLLENGER

YOU BETTER BE SCRED DRACO

BECAUSE MY MAGIC WILL

FUCK YOU

THEN EAT YOU

THEN SHIT YOU

THEN KILL YOU

MOTHERFUCKER LEARN TO RAP

BECAUSE TRIXIE KNOWS

THAT YOU KNOW SHIT

 

HA, AND AGAIN HA

YOU SAY YOU CAN RAP, BUT I SEE NO RHYME

YOU LACK THE SOUL, AND YOUR BEAT IS OFF THE TIME

YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT, BEFORE I GET RID OF YOU IN A BODY BAG

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT TRIXIE, EVERYONE FUCKING HATED YOU YOU LITTLE MAGIC FAILING HAG

 

  On 2012-06-25 at 1:59 AM, 'Hayzelestia' said:

What's this you picking on other ponies?

Leave us all alone, you great big giant phony

 

Look, here you can sign this treaty

Live in Equestria and then serve me

 

I love, and treat everypony the same

Can't you pick on someone your own size?

Don't you have shame?

Your words are just lies!

 

AND AS FOR YOU, YOU PETTY RULER

IM A LITTLE SHORTER THAN YOU,

SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOU LOGIC AGAIN

CAUSE ITS GOING RIGHT BACK AT YOU

I CAN TAKE ANY SIZE I WANT, EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU

SO SCREW YOUR TREATY, SCREW YOU, I SAY SCREW EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

  On 2012-06-25 at 1:58 AM, 'Kapten Röd' said:

You rap like a vegetarian - get a diet based on protein

I know a good source: you could blow me

Act like you know me

'Cause it's time for you to get out

Puff out that chest and pull a real rhyme

Or go home and pout

No doubt, I've got this shit locked

I'm stocked up with cutlery

Don't butter me up comparing me to Hannibal?

What's that? You didn't say that?

I can't tell, I've already ripped off your mandible

Maxilla would go next, but I don't want to risk ruining your skull

That would ruin my trophy, ergo: I'd be vexed

Not even time for the apex, I'm just getting started

I'll rap your corpse up so tight scrubs will just think it smells like someone farted.

 

( Good show so far, gents. I applaud you all )

 

I am the god of the freestyle rappin

You can't win

This is called freestyle killing

Because when i'm one with you

You'll need Zecora

To come and give you some medicine

In the hospital

With Flutteshy

Who after fucking you

Will run away

Because Big Mac Is way bigger than you

And then molestia will stick her horn up your ass

And send you to the moon with the other poor suckers

Who failed at rapping

With you being the worst

 

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:04 AM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

HA, AND AGAIN HA

YOU SAY YOU CAN RAP, BUT I SEE NO RHYME

YOU LACK THE SOUL, AND YOUR BEAT IS OFF THE TIME

YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT, BEFORE I GET RID OF YOU IN A BODY BAG

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT TRIXIE, EVERYONE FUCKING HATED YOU YOU LITTLE MAGIC FAILING HAG

 

AND AS FOR YOU, YOU PETTY RULER

IM A LITTLE SHORTER THAN YOU,

SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOU LOGIC AGAIN

CAUSE ITS GOING RIGHT BACK AT YOU

I CAN TAKE ANY SIZE I WANT, EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU

SO SCREW YOUR TREATY, SCREW YOU, I SAY SCREW EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU

 

Funny

Why causse this is freestyle bitch

Who needs to rhyme

SO what if I'm off beat

I told you once

I'm no good at rappin

Or did you skip the four pages of reading

And come straight here so I could beat your ass

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:06 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

 

Funny

Why causse this is freestyle bitch

Who needs to rhyme

SO what if I'm off beat

I told you once

I'm no good at rappin

Or did you skip the four pages of reading

And come straight here so I could beat your ass

 

FREESTYLE IS GOING WITHOUT A SCRIPT BITCH

ILL SHAVE ALL YOUR FUR

WEAR IT LIKE FITCH BITCH

THEN TURN YOU TO KIBBLES AND BITTS BITCH

 

LEARN THE WAYS OF THE CONCRETE STREET

UNTILL YOU DO, YOU BETTER START GROVELING AT MY FEET

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

(For poster above)

 

Me a bitch

You must be mistakin

because for one

I no bitch

Two whats up with the caps

Do you love your

ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE

Or is because your raps are bad

Now bitch please

Go die in a hole

Edited June 25, 2012 by Pinkie_D_Pie

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:04 AM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

HA, AND AGAIN HA

YOU SAY YOU CAN RAP, BUT I SEE NO RHYME

YOU LACK THE SOUL, AND YOUR BEAT IS OFF THE TIME

YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT, BEFORE I GET RID OF YOU IN A BODY BAG

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT TRIXIE, EVERYONE FUCKING HATED YOU YOU LITTLE MAGIC FAILING HAG

 

AND AS FOR YOU, YOU PETTY RULER

IM A LITTLE SHORTER THAN YOU,

SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOU LOGIC AGAIN

CAUSE ITS GOING RIGHT BACK AT YOU

I CAN TAKE ANY SIZE I WANT, EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU

SO SCREW YOUR TREATY, SCREW YOU, I SAY SCREW EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU

 

Oh my mother and my father your a fucking disgrace

You'd fight a filly you're such a coward

You wouldn't dare say this to me, in my face!

 

It's one thing to say this shit to me

But don't you attack my subjects you see

 

You are really making it hard to tolerate

My heart says love

But my mind says hate

 

So here' I'll shake your hoof

But of course for you, I'd wear a glove

I'll even throw in a roof

Because I made you my new goof!

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:13 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

(For poster above)

 

Me a bitch

You must be mistakin

because for one

I no bitch

Two whats up with the caps

Do you love your

ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE

Or is because your raps are bad

Now bitch please

Go die in a hole

 

I USE THE CAPS TO SHOW EMPHASIS

YOU WOULDNT JUST CAUSE YOUR A LITTLE BITCH

I EMBODY WRATH, AS SHOWN BY THE SUN TOWER

AND IM RAPPING EVEN STRONGER NOW, AT THIS LATE HOUR

 

IM SAYING THIS RIGHT TO YOUR FACE

LEARN YOUR PLACE

OR ELSE ILL GO EVEN LOWER

AND SPRAY YOU WITH SOME BEAR MACE

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:06 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

I am the god of the freestyle rappin

You can't win

This is called freestyle killing

Because when i'm one with you

You'll need Zecora

To come and give you some medicine

In the hospital

With Flutteshy

Who after fucking you

Will run away

Because Big Mac Is way bigger than you

And then molestia will stick her horn up your ass

And send you to the moon with the other poor suckers

Who failed at rapping

With you being the worst

 

 

 

Funny

Why causse this is freestyle bitch

Who needs to rhyme

SO what if I'm off beat

I told you once

I'm no good at rappin

Or did you skip the four pages of reading

And come straight here so I could beat your ass

 

Kick me to the moon?

I'll counter your kick and send your ass six ways back to June

You're crumpled up mass will envelope itself

Now you finally have someone with which you can spoon

Molestia wants to stick her horn up my ass? Let's compare

Gamzee's got a couple, plus a few more with a blare

MoThErFuCkIn hOnK MoThErFuCkErS

YaLl jUsT SoMe mOtHeRfUcKiN SuCkErS

Don't want to go that route? Didn't think so, brother.

 

Big Mac? I'll stick him up on my meat rack

Punch him around like Rocky

Got a better hitpony? Call me back.

 

Fluttershy? Please, Pinkie Pie.

Let's not lie to each other, that mare's got your eye.

Come one, you can't lie to a nutcase, don't make me laugh or cry.

So there's another reason I'll put her on my list of things to die

 

So, this is freestyle, I'm rhymin' away

What can I say

I guess I've just got you at bay.

Hey-

 

Hay is for horses and grass is free

So with that, give up, girl.

GG NO RE.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Kapten Röd

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:18 AM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

I USE THE CAPS TO SHOW EMPHASIS

YOU WOULDNT JUST CAUSE YOUR A LITTLE BITCH

I EMBODY WRATH, AS SHOWN BY THE SUN TOWER

AND IM RAPPING EVEN STRONGER NOW, AT THIS LATE HOUR

 

IM SAYING THIS RIGHT TO YOUR FACE

LEARN YOUR PLACE

OR ELSE ILL GO EVEN LOWER

AND SPRAY YOU WITH SOME BEAR MACE

 

Bear mace

Now why would you need that

It does nothing

Why because I see no bears

Besides I believe your CAPS are to emphasise

Your horrible raps

Besides, Trixie is best pony

And that is the truth

Like I said before

Die in that fucking hole.

 

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:19 AM, 'Kapten Röd' said:

Kick me to the moon?

I'll counter your kick and send your ass six ways back to June

You're crumpled up mass will envelope itself

Now you finally have someone with which you can spoon

Molestia wants to stick her horn up my ass? Let's compare

Gamzee's got a couple, plus a few more with a blare

MoThErFuCkIn hOnK MoThErFuCkErS

YaLl jUsT SoMe mOtHeRfUcKiN SuCkErS

Don't want to go that route? Didn't think so, brother.

 

Big Mac? I'll stick him up on my meat rack

Punch him around like Rocky

Got a better hitpony? Call me back.

 

Fluttershy? Please, Pinkie Pie.

Let's not lie to each other, that mare's got your eye.

Come one, you can't lie to a nutcase, don't make me laugh or cry.

So there's another reason I'll put her on my list of things to die

 

So, this is freestyle, I'm rhymin' away

What can I say

I guess I've just got you at bay.

Hey-

 

Hay is for horses and grass is free

So with that, give up, girl.

GG NO RE.

 

Why such a long post

Is it because you can't beat me in five

Well good fucking luck

Trixie is best pony

ANd that's no fucking lie

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:24 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

Why such a long post

Is it because you can't beat me in five

Well good fucking luck

Trixie is best pony

ANd that's no fucking lie

 

Want to go minimalist? I'm a fucking animal.

Welcome to the Botanical-

Gardens, best harden up

You're more bark than trunk

Looks like your timber is sunk.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I'm no fluttershy

So I can't be a tree

You say you are good

But can your raps survive

on the upcoming verbal onslaught.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

oh man you guys bore me

time to take it up a notch

all of your are about as usefull

as a big black inc splotch

 

yo Moose, learn to use a lock

or atleast a big old rock

so nopony makes a death bed

in that gay ass shed

 

hey action doll

get ready to fall

i lock you in the toy chest

where you have an eternal rest

 

hey Tia guess what

your sister is more popular

isnt that an amazing thought

better learn hot to really troll

or else ill replace you with a robot

 

as for mister doctor fail

pick a side

bad rapping is worth life in jail

ps. when i said you had soul

I LIED

 

PSS TO TRIXIE

GET OUT OF MY THREAD

B4 I DERP YOU IN THE MAIL

AND SEND YOU OFF TO BE DEAD

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:29 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

I'm no fluttershy

So I can't be a tree

You say you are good

But can your raps survive

on the upcoming verbal onslaught.

 

Can I survive? I don't even need to be alive.

Your raps are so boring they make the dead feel dead inside

Looks like you ain't even a tree you're just a block of wood

So pull your roots out - 'cause you can should and would.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

(For above because I forgot qoute.)

 

 

Block of wood?

What we playin minecraft now

Because my diamond sword will whoop your ass.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Pinkie_D_Pie

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

from now on,

if you have something to say

not in a rap any part of the day

put it in these ()

it will be easier that way

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:30 AM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

oh man you guys bore me

time to take it up a notch

all of your are about as usefull

as a big black inc splotch

 

yo Moose, learn to use a lock

or atleast a big old rock

so nopony makes a death bed

in that gay ass shed

 

hey action doll

get ready to fall

i lock you in the toy chest

where you have an eternal rest

 

hey Tia guess what

your sister is more popular

isnt that an amazing thought

better learn hot to really troll

or else ill replace you with a robot

 

as for mister doctor fail

pick a side

bad rapping is worth life in jail

ps. when i said you had soul

I LIED

 

PSS TO TRIXIE

GET OUT OF MY THREAD

B4 I DERP YOU IN THE MAIL

AND SEND YOU OFF TO BE DEAD

 

Hey, let me tell you a story with that:

When Celestia made you she needed 1,000,000cc of faggot, STAT!

I'm rapping to a common street rat

Who goes in sheds and spreads bat-

shit - bat shit like Hubbard

Now my rap's are gettin' hot

Best wrap up in some down n' blubber.

 

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:37 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

(For above because I forgot qoute.)

 

 

Block of wood?

What we playin minecraft now

Because my diamond sword will whoop your ass.

 

Let me widdle you a riddle

Who's this nut wood brained worm

Twiddlin' his slimy body around

Think he's got a me with this soil

You can't even take the time to toil over a rhyme

Ergo: you're foiled.

Now this battle is mine.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Kapten Röd

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:30 AM, 'Staticthor Draconus' said:

hey Tia guess what

your sister is more popular

isnt that an amazing thought

better learn hot to really troll

or else ill replace you with a robot

 

You don't realize that jokes really on you?

I love my sister more than anything could!

I ought'a hit you're head with my horse shoe

Didn't you do your research, no? You should!

 

I want Luna to be popular

Because bitch because of me

she is now able to clearly see

 

So before you try to insult the crown

Remember that It's Luna's too

And she'll take you down!

 

We're both royal sisters

And you're royally fucked!

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:42 AM, 'Kapten Röd' said:

Hey, let me tell you a story with that:

When Celestia made you she needed 1,000,000cc of faggot, STAT!

I'm rapping to a common street rat

Who goes in sheds and spreads bat-

shit - bat shit like Hubbard

Now my rap's are gettin' hot

Best wrap up in some down n' blubber.

 

 

 

Let me widdle you a riddle

Who's this nut wood brained worm

Twiddlin' his slimy body around

Think he's got a me with this soil

You can't even take the time to toil over a rhyme

Ergo: you're foiled.

Now this battle is mine.

 

Rhymes don't matter

When I beat your ass a second time

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:44 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

Rhymes don't matter

When I beat your ass a second time

 

They do matter

My rhymes will whip your ass on a dime.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:45 AM, 'Kapten Röd' said:

They do matter

My rhymes will whip your ass on a dime.

 

I don't see a rhyme

In that two liner.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:39 AM, 'Kapten Röd' said:

Hey, let me tell you a story with that:

When Celestia made you she needed 1,000,000cc of faggot, STAT!

I'm rapping to a common street rat

Who goes in sheds and spreads bat-

shit - bat shit like Hubbard

Now my rap's are gettin' hot

Best wrap up in some down n' blubber.

 

i dont believe i asked you to talk back

better button your trap, sit back, relax

cause there is no way your beating me on the rhyme track

 

your beats are stale and overused

to get rid of them, ill shove a bomb up your ass and light the fuse

you are facing the king of this domain

you never had a hope, using you silly ass brain

you better learn sign language bitch

because when im done your gonna be deaf bitch

 

and this goes out to all of you who think you have a chance

WELL WOOPDY FRICKIN DOO

none of you seem to get it, I NEVER FUCKING QUIT

so if you even want to try, you are a true nitwit

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:46 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

I don't see a rhyme

In that two liner.

 

Are you blind, look at your lines

Or are you blind from that shiner?

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:48 AM, 'Kapten Röd' said:

Are you blind, look at your lines

Or are you blind from that shiner?

 

no, she cant read

cause she used to much eye liner

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:48 AM, 'Kapten Röd' said:

Are you blind, look at your lines

Or are you blind from that shiner?

 

I am getting bored of this

You should probably stop before

I GO FULL RAGE MODE

UP ON YOUR ASS

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

  On 2012-06-25 at 2:52 AM, 'Pinkie_D_Pie' said:

I am getting bored of this

You should probably stop before

I GO FULL RAGE MODE

UP ON YOUR ASS

 

looks like you need an instructional video

so fucking watch this, here you go