You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?

[AegisReflector 886]

I have no idea what I'd do if Rainbow Dash kissed me. I'd probably go outside, contemplate on life, then walk right back in and probably start making out with her for the sole reason of not giving a fuck.

[FALCON PUNCH 244]

I would probably panic smash through the window have a 5 meter drop break my arm get a pencil snap it try to use the broken end to draw a tree go to the closest food shop buy an apple give it to a middle aged guy then go back to my house realizing there is a pony there repeat.

[koopakungfu1fan 4]

Well if we where all pony and rainbow dash then i would hug rainbow dash back rainbow dash is epic

But we all know rainbow dash wouldnt kiss anyone XD

[Klopp 2,050]

This thread appears to be related to the My Little Pony franchise and/or the Bronydom in general. Thus, it has been sentenced to Sugarcube Corner.

 

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[Stryfe 1]

I would ask Fluttershy to move in with me, of course. Being kissed by Fluttershy would be one of the greatest days of my life, but I'd wonder why she kissed me a little.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

1. Faint, because...a pony from a cartoon that you like kissed you (RD )

2. Brag to everypony I know

3. Next time I see her I'm returning the favor.

 

EDIT: This is if I were a pony or if RD was a ladeh.

Edited November 8, 2012 by StefanSreto

[Modphase 1,271]

Hmm, Rarity, let's see.

 

If she kissed me I would probably feel really good but also really bad for Spike and after I kissed her I would say something really embarrassing like, "Madame, I..."

[Inactive01 5,299]

Be hoping that my friend never knows about it. She'd probably take one long stare at me, a stare of great disturbance and anger, and then never speak to me again. Ohh how awkward that would be .

[Xero1 124]

I'd get real confused about how I got a cartoon pony in my house and even more confused by her kissing me and then i'd spend hours just trying to look her in the eyes...

[SmileForever^.^ 128]

As a zony? (<see avatar) and Pinkie kissed me? I would be like "Whoa Pinkie! I'm sorry but I don't roll that way...And I'm pretty sure you don't either, This is a prank...isn't it?"

But if it where a stallion (Soarin') I would probably kiss him back and err....Well I don't know...I've never kissed a person (or cartoon pony) before :insert Forever Alone:

As a human? Run for my life seeing as a pony (probably twice or trice my size) is attempting to be inter-mate with me

[DitzyDooOnline 20]

If i was kissed Octavia I would be extremely confused. After sometime I probably would question why me and then my existence. I don't know what i would do after that.

 

 

If I was a pony however...

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

I would be very wierded out and ask my-self......Is this a dream?

 

Either way id be strangely happy not to encourage zoophelia or anything....

[My Little Mandy 838]

Something tells me if Discord and I met, we'd kiss and dance together.

I dunno why by I think if Airi and Discord did a slow dance, it would be to this song:

[Vanilla Twilight 5]

If Twilight kissed me I would faint, wake up and wonder if it was a dream. If it wasnt a dream and I find her still there I would scream, then faint. Then I would kiss her back XOXO

[pikawesome 2]

i would have many questions the first would be WTF SAUSE HOW IS A CARTOON IRL THERE 2D AND IM 3D WHOOOOW

the others include why did she kiss me if im a human,how did you get into my house if the door is locked?,why did she kiss me was it a friend kiss or dose she like me or is she... oh god, and most inportently WHO DUN EET?!!!

[Xanthous 44]

Fluttershy (or Pinkie) kissing me...

 

I'd wonder why she'd kiss me. Then faint. And hopefully she'll wake me up with a warm, soft hug :3 (in the case of Fluttershy, if Pinkie kisses me i wouldn't be surprised at all). Of course, i'd kiss and hug her back. If i were a pony (or they were human), then... uh you know, clopfic stuff.

Edited September 25, 2012 by leictreon

[Crystal Sparkle 344]

If Twi ever kissed me, I'd take it to the next level, ya heard me?

 

I'd swear after that beautiful day, nopony would see us for three days!!!!

 

...or more...

Edited September 25, 2012 by Crystal Sparkle

[Lance Piper 5]

Luna: Let's see... I just got kissed by an alicorn princess with untold magical power who just happens to be so much adorkable... I'd faint. X3

 

Big Mac: Ohmyfaust I just got kissed by Big Mac... I had no idea he was into stallions, much less myself... Honestly, I don't know what I'd do. Anything from a full-blown makeout session to my brain exploding, I suppose.

[The Dark Soul 10]

I would kiss back then i would wonder "wait I just got kissed by a cartoon" then I would tell those thoughts to buzz off and go back to kissing her

[Chy 0]

Well... uhm, since I have never been in a romantic situation I would probably just stand there like an idiot

Then I would ask myself if this is a dream...

[vinolent cupcakes 24]

Well, since my favorite pony is a tie between Rainbow and Pinkie, I would know that it was some sort of fucked up prank and i would tell them to shove it. If it wasnt a prank, well, im not a clopper, so i would tell them it wasnt to be because i am out of their league and also i dont see ponies that way.

[Riken 27]

If I was a human part of me would be weirded out by it but part of me would kiss back. But if I was a pony I would definitely kiss back. The real question for me is would I rather be kissed by Rainbow Dash or Princess Luna?

[dad george 105]

cum inside it Nah I'd probably be pretty happy and do stuff I do when I'm happy and I would probably get to a psychiatry because I would be crazy.

[BaBaBrony 111]

If Vinyl Scratch kissed me, I'd probably have to go rinse my mouth out with peroxide. That pony is filthy! Besides, I'm into human girls.

[iLegovideo 152]

Well, I would be a bit creeped out, considering Luna/Rainbow Dash are my favorites. It would be awkward being kissed by a thousand year old being, if you know what I mean. If I got kissed by Rainbow Dash, that's just plain awkward.