You Just Got Kissed By the User Above You, Your Reaction?

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,135]

Attention you have been attacked.

Launching the self-destruct system.

Nuclear explosion in 3 2 1.

*Explosion.

[Wingnut 6,994]

Kissing random strangers again, eh? 

[Samurai Equine 51,741]

(Mandatory text obligation.)

[Igloostellar Snow 1,324]

Platonic?

[ThePinkestofPones 2,665]

*sings while doing the Pinkie Pie dance* Discord made me do it, I hope you'll look into it, I really like your OC, please don't be mad at me! 

[Lawyer Slip 2,551]

I see. Eh. Whatevs. I suppose it's fine.

[CiBP 386]

We've already been over this, Lawyer!

[Samurai Equine 51,741]

Could you put it in a bank, please? Thank you.

[Lawyer Slip 2,551]

9 hours ago, CiBP said:

We've already been over this, Lawyer!

Yeah, and I want to get paid now.

4 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

Could you put it in a bank, please? Thank you.

Yes. But where do I put my money.

[Tao 7,807]

I thought we had something special.......

[Samurai Equine 51,741]

Hmm... Since when does the way of Tao include kisses? 

[ThePinkestofPones 2,665]

Um, nice smile? Heheheehe, this is awkward, remind me to murder Discord later.

[CiBP 386]

My lawyer has advised me to give no comment.

[ThePinkestofPones 2,665]

Sue Discord, not me! 

[Mirage 24,770]

Now I get to keep you 

[Lawyer Slip 2,551]

14 hours ago, Mirage said:

Now I get to keep you 

[Tao 7,807]

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Reaction: 

[ThePinkestofPones 2,665]

HAAAAALPPPP! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMAMAMAMAMAMAMAAAAAA!

[Samurai Equine 51,741]

...I will allow a cheek kiss, and nothing more.  Do not press your luck.

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,229]

I blush.

[Wingnut 6,994]

Weird. It was like kissing my sister even though I’m an only child. 

[Samurai Equine 51,741]

(Hides under blanket)

[Tao 7,807]

Me:  

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[Mirage 24,770]

This...this is so sudden!

[Samurai Equine 51,741]

I'll pay you to never do that again.