A little piece of cupcakes. (a little piece of heaven parody)

[Dice The Titanic Brony 68]

So heres the thing.

I took the amazing song by avenged sevenfold and modified the lyrics heavily to suit the story of cupcakes.

I just came up with this a few hours ago and it sounds pretty good in my head.

The rhythym of the words are almost identical to the original song itself.

 

Just youtube the song and by listening to this you get the idea of how the lyrics are said the same way....(mostly)

You may have to stretch some words or phrases but it fits well for the most part.

 

Here it is....... (I own nothing yadayadayada)

 

(instrumental intro)

 

 

 

Before the story begins

Is it such a sin

For her to take what's hers

It might not be what you deserve

You thought you were friends

But round the turns and bends

It looks like now it's time

To learn the darker secrets of life

 

Just an afternoon of bakings what you thought

Asked you to try one you shrugged and went why not?

 

Now as you become dizzy and fall upon The ground

 

Shell take you down and make sure they don't hear a sound

 

Your eyes open then you frown

 

As you notice your tied down

 

Never seen a hacksaw of that size

You don't believe it

 

Hacked your wings off right before your eyes

 

Slice off the cutie mark

 

Slice it

Slice it!!!

SLICE IT!!!!!

 

You beg for mercy start to cry begging her for forgiveness

Also wondering why she says that your death is good for buisness

 

Cause theres nothing that's too cruel

You are nothing but a bleeding screaming receiver for all of her tools hey what's that lever?

 

As electricity courses right through your veins

You thought right by thinking that this mare is really insane

 

And she knows

She knows that your in pain

Your to blame

 

Now you really dearly truly cannot hope to survive

 

You think it's over but you sure aren't done

The funs just begun

 

You may be stunned

You weren't the first one

Cause everyponys gotta die sometime

 

Blood covered floor

Looks like your done for

 

Cause everyponys gotta die sometime

 

At the hooves of pinkie pie- ai -ai

 

Never seen so many cleavers in one place

Just be glad she hasn't planted one onto your sweet face

As you start to wonder why your still alive

You catch a glimpse of a syringe inside you thigh

 

You may have heard of insulin

This stuffs called adrenaline

 

Jigsaws nothing compared to this bitch

Somepony help me!!!!

Now all i can smell is my own piss

 

Is that a chainsaw?

 

Oh shit

Oh shit!!!!

OH SHIT!!!!!!!

 

You know it's a shame because she wished you had lasted longer

But she can just always go and draw another blood red number

 

Because your never ever safe

Better start running while you can to appleoosa

Then again knowing her she'll probably

Find ya

 

And as all you vital fluids drain and stain your mane you are right in thinking that this mare is really insane

 

And she knows

She knows that your in pain

Your to blame

 

Now you really dearly truly cannot hope to survive

 

You think its over but you sure ain't done

The funs just begun

 

She doesn't care

Fillies or mares

 

Cause everyponys gotta die sometime

 

She won't stop now

She don't know how

 

Cause everyponys gotta die sometime

 

At the hooves of pinkie pie -ai- ai

 

Intermission ( musical )

 

As you take your last dying breath (we're almost done)

You ask her what she meant

By needing ingredients

Then suddenly you cannot comprehend

(I knew you'd soon understand)

There's no way I'll be enough

(your not enough)

(your not enough)

If I'm not enough

(not enough)

What's your plan?

(Here's my plan)

Kill again?

(And again)

(OVER AND OVER AGAIN)

 

Your time is up

Time is up

You can't hide from her

Can't hide from her

She's coming for you

Coming for you

She's drawn your number

DRAWN YOUR NUMBER!!!!!!

 

(Intermission w/ chorus of evil laughter)

 

(Vocal chorus of intro tune)

 

(Spoken words in caps)

 

SHEL'L HAVE YOU SCREAMING BEFORE SHE EVEN STABS YOU

 

SHES THE ONLY REASON THE PRINCESSES HAVE GUARDS

 

(Back to normal song now )

 

As electricity courses right through your veins you are right in thinking that this mare is really insane

 

And she knows

She knows that your in pain

Your to blame

 

Now you really dearly truly can not hope to survive

 

You think it's over you sure aren't done

The funs just begun

 

Could've said no

Reap what you sow

Cause everyponys gotta die sometime

 

There's a demand

Stick to the plan

 

Cause everyponys gotta die sometime

 

At the hooves of

Pinkie

Pie

-ai

-ai

 

(thunder rumbles and rain fade out ending of song)

Edited August 12, 2012 by Dice The Titanic Brony