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[Znex 936]

FFFFFFRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Wait.................Who's Fred?

Drop Dead Fred:

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Your cat is evil.

[Gekoncze 327]

[stainesbrony 219]

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Just some guy 1,070]

[stainesbrony 219]

This is another automatically generated message, by the way.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

You're an automatically generated message....

Edited May 12, 2013 by Mr. Dash

[Estella 88]

The whole world is an automatically generated message....

[Doctor Shuu 797]

...by the way.

[stainesbrony 219]

NOTHING EXISTS!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

You're lying Mr. Staines. We found the gun in a rubbish bin, RIGHT NEXT TO THE CRIME SCENE!!!

Edited May 12, 2013 by Frozen Lasagna Thief

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Uh oh!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

And why might you be worried? Tell me, where were you at 11:30 last night?

[stainesbrony 219]

I was in my room, in my bed, watching a film called 'Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva' on youtube, on my iPod, if you are talking about GMT. If you were talking about American time, I was sleeping.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Did you happen to hear any gunshots?

[stainesbrony 219]

No. I was focusing on the scene near the end with Descole trying to destroy Ambrosia with his giant machine of destruction, but I heard a bang and a scream that didn't sound like any of the voice actors in the movie.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Did you hear or see anything else of interest?

[stainesbrony 219]

Yes. I found out that the pipe is mightier than the sword, the dentragon is an instrument that can imitate an entire orchestra at once, never to recieve free opera tickets, Descolé is a pianist, and Lisa Basil is actually human, not a robot. Also, I heard an evil laugh after the scream.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

And before I let you go, why are cows?

Edited May 13, 2013 by Frozen Lasagna Thief

[stainesbrony 219]

42/because they are!

[Tia Is Best Pony 310]

DIABETUS

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Diabetus?

 

Hmm...

 

[stainesbrony 219]

Yay! It's tomorrow now!

...or is that now today?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Today is tomorrow, tomorrow is today, yesterday is last week, and next tuesdy is tomorrow.

[stainesbrony 219]

DRUNK SCIENCE IS THE ANSWER!