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[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Heh.

[Life Giver 1,064]

It my last day of school... til Jan. 6 that is... then back to it...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I recommend flamethrowers

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Did'ja miss me, y'all? Back to storytelling!

 

One day, Pinkie saw a multi-coloured glowing box. Being Pinkie, she decided to open it. Suddenly, she shrunk to about a quarter of an inch tall. A huge grin spread on her face as she exclaimed, "I can finally do this!" and stuck her head into a slice of cake that was now huge to her. Her rump wigged from outside the cake as she gobbled it up from the inside.

 

Then the cake was eaten by Gummy.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

This thread needs more phoenixes.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Sure thing!

 

Pinkie managed to escape Gummy, but then she was snatched away by a phoenix, which turned out to belong to Fluttershy, who put the miniature Pinkie in a jar. "Now we can be together forever and ever!" she said.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Hmmm.... no.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Said Rainbow Dash, and kicked Fluttershy out. "Pinkie's MY pet!" said Dash.

[Toon Richard 534]

Stop story telling. Or i will have to post HumblePlugs.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

If you want to get reported for advertising, then by all means, post HumblePlugs. Anyway...

 

Rainbow Dash found herself shrinking to a quarter of an inch tall. And so began the adventures of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash the Mini-Ponies!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

And then Gummy woke up, and it was all a dream.

 

The End.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Of course, that was in some distant alternate universe. In the universe the story was in, the two shrunken ponies were trapped under Applejack's rump. The smell was horrific.

Luckily, they managed to escape, and, wondering if Applejack ever wiped, they left for another adventure. Don't ask why.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Suddenly, the world ended. Again.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

What the words mean:

 

World - Adventure

Ended - Began

 

Pinkie and Dash decided to steal from Filthy Rich's house. They climbed into the wallet, picked up a 50-bit bill, and ran out of the house. Now the question was, what would they spend it on? Also, how would they spend it if they were smaller than Parasprites?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Then a tiny police officer caught them and arrested them for theft.

[Life Giver 1,064]

So everything is still the same uh....

[repsol rave 2,963]

i dunno

[Toon Richard 534]

And then the world imploded, and everyone dies of fire and aids.

THE FRICKIN END

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

And then the world imploded, and everyone dies of fire and aids.

THE FRICKIN END

Just kidding! Anyway...

Rainbow Dash grew back to her normal size for no reason, and purposely stepped on the tiny police officer, killing it instantly. It was picking it's nose at the time. Anyway, Pinkie was still tiny, so she climbed into Dash's tail. Later, while Dash was on the toilet, Pinkie fell in.

[repsol rave 2,963]

holy buck, this story is actually still going?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Well, it restarted a few times.

[repsol rave 2,963]

guess that makes a bit of sense. tough if you like storytelling so much, why don't you write a fanfic?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Because I can't write seriously. I can just do ridiculous crackfics.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

It's one thing to be the smartest guy in the room. It's another to be the only one that knows it.

[repsol rave 2,963]

but what if you're alone in a room?