mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Toon Richard 534]

Never gonna come.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

And if it did, it'd be poisoned.

[Toon Richard 534]

Yup.

SO YOUR SOL BRO

[MustLoveCats 10]

Crown me ruler of this thread or I shall flood thy home and starve you with famine!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Bring it on.

[MustLoveCats 10]

Have it your way!

*summons Adolf Hitler*

[Toon Richard 534]

/me backstabs him

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*devours Hitler's soul*

 

Mmmm, tastes like chicken.

[MustLoveCats 10]

*uses the Great Artifact to flood home and create famine*

[Toon Richard 534]

thaaats not healthy

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Urk.

[MustLoveCats 10]

Do not worry, the Great Artifact is perfectly safe if its wielder does not want to kill you with it! Or do you mean the famine and flood? Don't worry, I am invincible.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

wot.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

This fool does not know who he is messing with. The Chaos Gods grant me strength, plus I have the support of the Great Cat.

[MustLoveCats 10]

Death to the infidel, Great Cat is no Ceiling Cat!

I am favored by the gods of cleverness. Which means I am smarter than you.

And the Great Artifact does anything. Anything. I made myself a god with it.

NOW SAVE THE WORLD FROM ME!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You are a fool. The Great Cat created Ceiling Cat. And as for your... "Great Artifact" I can see it, and I can unmake it with a thought.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*spreads out wing to chop Natalie's head off*

 

Booyah.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*slices off wings*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*wings grow back*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*devours soul and incinerates corpse preventing any sort of resurrection"

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*the 'soul' and 'corpse' turned out to be decoys* Hey Natalie, the Bible says you need to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The Bible is a load of trash.

 

EDIT: Well, the New Testament is. I quite enjoyed the Old Testament.

Edited December 29, 2013 by ~DaemonicQuestioner~

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Hey, wanna RP about evil kittens?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Not really.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Wanna RP about anything?