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[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Hey guys, checkit!

 

Riley is using his tail to hold a six-pack of Coke.

 

Riley: U JELLY?

[Acchan 232]

Haruhi picks up a rock with her ponytail and throws it at Riley.

 

Haruhi: Coke isn't approved. Drink Haruhi Cola.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anala deflects the rock and beats it up, unaware that it is a rock and unable to feel pain.

 

Riley: So... want a drink?

 

Cassidy: Yeah...

[Acchan 232]

*drinks Haruhi Cola*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: ...I'm still wondering what this lever does...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*wakes up and starts looking for food*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: ...Hmm...

 

Cassidy: Anala, I think you should hold him back before he pulls that lev-

 

But it is too late. Riley pulls the lever. After a blinding flash of light, Riley and Cassidy are mares and Anala is a stallion.

 

♀Riley: So, Anala, in our current bodies, we know it's not okay for you to hit a girl, right?

 

♂Anala: Uh... guess not.

Edited February 8, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Acchan 232]

I'd ask, but...

meh.

Too tired.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

If you are tired, then get some sleep.

[Acchan 232]

I cannot.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Why not?

[Life Giver 1,063]

Due to madness... *Throws stick in firepit*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

♀Riley: YAYZ! No more slaps from Anala! No more slaps from Anala! No more-

 

♂Anala: (smugly) Shake that flank, girl.

 

♀Cassidy and ♂Anala laugh wildly.

 

♀Cassidy: Seriously though, does this gender-flipping curse ever wear off?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Sometimes it does.

[Life Giver 1,063]

This takes me back....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

♀Cassidy: To what?

[Life Giver 1,063]

To olden times...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley, Cassidy, and Anala revert back to their original genders.

 

Riley: So Anala, now who has to shake their pl-

 

Anala knocks Riley out with a pool cue.

 

Cassidy: Well, we won't be hearing from him for a few hours.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Proceeds to sink every billiards ball in one go*

[Bastion 414]

Seems I shall lead this army

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Woh there!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley wakes up with the power of plushies.

 

Riley: Hmm... what does this other lever do?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

BANANAS!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy and Anala facehoof before Riley pulls the lever like a retard. After a blinding flash of light, Riley and ForeverFrozen are bananas.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Im gunna eat myself