mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Demirari 454]

I'll just be hugging this plushie near me until this mess clears up. Not sure why, but logic.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Yayz! Now I just have to hope she doesn't put me on eBay...

Edited February 10, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*howls hungrily*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Oh, uh... Hi, Questioner... *giggles nervously* You know, plush toys aren't good for you...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*eats Demirari*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: What did you do that for?!

 

...

 

Riley: Oh yeah, I'm nothing more than a plush toy now, so nobody can hear me.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*drops plush toy into a nearby pit of lava*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Ah, good thing that was a normal, non-sentient plushie, and not me...

 

Cassidy and Anala arrive.

 

Cassidy: Riley? Are you around, bud-

 

Cassidy sees the plush toy, and picks it up.

 

Cassidy: (deadpan) Riley's a plush.

 

Anala: Let's take him to a wizard, I guess...

 

The two ponies leave with the Riley plush.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*looks around for someone to scare*

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,909]

*I hope, nopony recognize me...last time, I get captured but I manage to escape, hope, this disguise helps...*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*sniffs*

 

*eats Rising-Shine*

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,909]

*...*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*burps*

[Demirari 454]

Thankfully that was a clone. Backup plans.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*waits*

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,909]

*Still dead...*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley, Cassidy, and Anala walk in.

 

Riley: Hey guys, did I ever tell you about the time that... *rambles on about some mundane topic*

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Sits next to firepit*

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,909]

HEY! HEY! GUYS! Somepony captured me and acting like me! He trying to kill you all! I just managed to escape finally! Don't trust...huh? Isn't he here?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anala slaps Riley.

 

Anala: SHUT. UP!

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,909]

Well...looks like, everypony is fine and alive...that's good news^^

[Toon Richard 534]

*I munch on Rising Shine's head.*

Nom.

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,909]

Uhm...hi?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Hey Cassidy, could you please come over here?

 

Cassidy rolls his eyes and trots over.

 

Riley: Reach into my mane, if you'd please.

 

Cassidy sticks his hoof into Riley's mane and when he takes it out, he is holding a lollipop.

 

Riley: Lollipops for everypony!

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*circles warily*