mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Deae Rising Shine~ 53,480]

morning^^

[Life Giver 1,063]

We meet again....

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Have you had any cool adventures recently?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Dunno about him, but I have nothing but.

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Excellent, excellent.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[Toon Richard 534]

MeM

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Word of advice to all:

Never, under any circumstances, go into the Nightjar. However if you find yourself in The Nightjar, just know that unless you can see with your ears as well as you can with your eyes, you're screwed.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Why sees with their eyes.... when you can see with your heart....

Edited March 24, 2014 by Life Giver

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Because there are non-human lifeforms onboard that want to kill you... And yes, they can see without light.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ah yes. The Nightjar. A most relaxing place.

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A nice place to hang out if you don't mind the dark or tooth marks in your Impervium armor.

It took me years to sand out all the marks last time I visited!

Still nice nonetheless.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Please. As if anything dares to attack me.

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By the way:

I just a whole can of Pepsi.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Congratz.

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If I 370 bytes of ram, would that be bad?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes.

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Good. I'm safe then... For now.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Do you know my avatar?

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Cyberman?

Can't really see. I'm using a mobile device.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Please. My avatar could defeat Cybermen.

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Hold on a sec, let me hop on the full web page.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Do it.

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Imma do eet!!!

Done

(my computer is slow and is also running the HL2 program for some odd reason)

Aaaaaaand i have no bucking idea what your pic is.

Sorry.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Half life 2 is awesome.

 

EDIT: You will burn.

 

Go watch Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the BBC TV series version, not the film.

Edited March 24, 2014 by The Questioner