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[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

Wow, you're very confident, too! I mean, as a user of light magic, I have an inherent advantage against Stormgiggle, and she can still easily best me in a fight. You must've gotten a lot stronger!

Well, can you help me defeat her.. wait Stormgiggle's a female? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I can my friend   

What makes you believe you can defeat me? 

Well, can you help me defeat her.. wait Stormgiggle's a female? 

Yep. I'm a mare!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

What makes you believe you can defeat me?

I can sense your power Giggling Storm.. :okiedokielokie: 

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, can you help me defeat her.. wait Stormgiggle's a female? 

Well, she's Darkmane's mother now, so I always refer to her as a female. But If I remember correctly, she can change her gender at will, so don't get too used to it.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

Well, she's Darkmane's mother now, so I always refer to her as a female. But If I remember correctly, she can change her gender at will, so don't get too used to it.

Well, defeat her right now then?

 

 

 

Yep. I'm a mare!

And you tell me that now. Okay..  

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, defeat her right now then?

You aren't seriously suggesting that we take down Stormgiggle, are you?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

You aren't seriously suggesting that we take down Stormgiggle, are you?

Oh I'm dead serious. We have to. It's our obligation.  

[Starlight Fan 538]

So you were a hypnotized minion all along? 

Nope, I was the one who hypnotised everyone into taking over the world with me!

 

You can be the co-leader of the frands with me if you want, how about that?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh I'm dead serious. We have to. It's our obligation.  

Well, unfortunately for you, I'm deeply loyal to Stormgiggle. If you want to go down this path, it won't be you and I vs. Stormgiggle, it'll be you vs. Stormgiggle and I.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh I'm dead serious. We have to. It's our obligation.  

Why do you say that?

[Starlight Fan 538]

I'm powerful that's why, so powerful I can take down Stormgiggle. 

As the leader of the frands, I won't let you hurt one of us!

 

So join us!

 

Or else...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

Why do you say that?

You're evil. That's why.

 

 

 

So join us!

I prefer solo missions.

 

 

 

Well, unfortunately for you, I'm deeply loyal to Stormgiggle. If you want to go down this path, it won't be you and I vs. Stormgiggle, it'll be you vs. Stormgiggle and I.

Stormgiggle will fight me alone.    

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

JOIN THE FRANDS!

Hey, Times, now that I've joined Times's frandship, can I use pronouns to refer to Times again?

Stormgiggle will fight me alone.    

Hey, it's possible Stormgiggle will want to fight you on her own. But that's only if Stormgiggle wants to. Nothing short of that will prevent me fighting at her side!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Nope, I was the one who hypnotised everyone into taking over the world with me!

 

You can be the co-leader of the frands with me if you want, how about that?

Sorry, but I'm now in charge of the frand cult. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Hey, it's possible Stormgiggle will want to fight you on her own. But that's only if Stormgiggle wants to. Nothing short of that will prevent me fighting at her side!

What would she do if she defeats me?     

Edited August 8, 2015 by Simon Teemo

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What would she do if she defeats me?     

One again, that's up to Stormgiggle. I'm just her loyal, friendly minion.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

One again, that's up to Stormgiggle. I'm just her loyal, friendly minion.

Why would you serve her? Follow your own path.  

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Why would you serve her? Follow your own path.  

I'm serving her on my own free will. Do you know what kinds of perks you get working for her? Stormgiggle does an amazing job making sure her minions have the richest experience possible!

 

You see, she rules using friendship, the most powerful magic of all!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You're evil. That's why.

 

Stormgiggle will fight me alone.    

Evil? Me? Don't be silly!

 

Why would I do that? You fight me, you'll also be fighting my minions and friends!

Edited August 8, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I'm serving her on my own free will. Do you know what kinds of perks you get working for her? Stormgiggle does an amazing job making sure her minions have the richest experience possible!

 

You see, she rules using friendship, the most powerful magic of all!

R-R-R-R-Rich?! I can be rich if I serve her?!

 

 

Evil? Me? Don't be silly!

 

Why would I do that? You fight me, you'll be fighting my minions and friends!

How about fighting you one to one? ._.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Evil? Me? Don't be silly!

 

Why would I do that? You fight me, you'll also be fighting my minions and friends!

By the way, I've been thinking, perhaps minion isn't the best word for it. It gives our relationship a sort of evil-overlord-who-doesn't-care-about-his-subordinates vibe. We need a title more positive than that!

R-R-R-R-Rich?! I can be rich if I serve her?!

Sorry, I meant rich as in 'plentiful positive points.' Although I'm sure plentiful monetary assets can be a part of that!

 

How about fighting you one to one? ._.

You want to fight me one to one? But I currently have no reason to fight you. I'll only have reason to fight you once you attack Stormgiggle.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

Sorry, I meant rich as in 'plentiful positive points

I'll join her.  

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

By the way, I've been thinking, perhaps minion isn't the best word for it. It gives our relationship a sort of evil-overlord-who-doesn't-care-about-his-subordinates vibe. We need a title more positive than that!

I have many minions, but you're one of my friends, 42. 

 

R-R-R-R-Rich?! I can be rich if I serve her?!

 

 

How about fighting you one to one? ._.

Yes. The general offer is power, wealth, and eternal life if you serve me.

 

Why would I ever do something like that? It would be foolish of me to fight you one on one when I can instead fight you with tons of friends backing me up.

I'll join her.  

Yay!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

Yay!

That's it? It's simple?  

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'll join her.  

Mission accomplished, Stormgiggle. Target successfully recruited.