mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

well you will have a crown a title and horde of obedient followers that know that you are above them in every way haha what's not fun about that?

Wow, I can get all that by killing you!? Sounds like a good deal! 

 

 

Seriously though, I rule over an entire galaxy, and sentient beings across a thousand worlds know me as lord and master. You better try scamming somepony else. 

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

There are boops here too?

I have in my possession a voodoo doll that happens to be liked to a one ms @CinnamonPop, haha

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

*Boop* to the Cinnidoo haha

>~<

 

[Xeltor23 704]

I have in my possession a voodoo doll that happens to be liked to a one ms @CinnamonPop, haha

Oh okay then... Have fun!

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

Seriously though, I rule over an entire galaxy, and sentient beings across a thousand worlds know me as lord and master. You better try scamming somepony else. 

 

scamming ha all I ask is a truce with the "Cloudsdale Colosseum" and you will rule over it as you wish haha

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I have in my possession a voodoo doll that happens to be liked to a one ms @CinnamonPop, haha

Oh wait, YOU'RE the one with that doll? 

 

There are boops here too?

Run, Xeletor! RUN!!! Before they get you too! *Drowns under a sea of boops*

[Xeltor23 704]

Run, Xeletor! RUN!!! Before they get you too! *Drowns under a sea of boops*

Damnit! D: *runs away* he took all these boops... D:

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

Oh wait, YOU'RE the one with that doll? 

don't worry no harm will come to her unless it comes to me haha so what do you say a truce for a kingdom? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

scamming ha all I ask is a truce with the "Cloudsdale Colosseum" and you will rule over it as you wish haha

There will be no truce! 

 

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

There will be no truce! 

You are unaware of what you are getting into my friend haha

 

"by equumamici"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

don't worry no harm will come to her unless it comes to me haha so what do you say a truce for a kingdom? 

Listen. I rule this thread with an iron hoof. No pony is going to simply waltz in here and take that from me.

 

Oh waiter!   *Claps hooves* Kindly take this talking spaghetti and throw it down the garbage disposal, would you? It's a little to... hostile for my tastes. 

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

Oh waiter!   *Claps hooves* Kindly take this talking spaghetti and throw it down the garbage disposal, would you? It's a little to... hostile for my tastes. 

 

 

your the one declining a truce and declaring war yet you have the nerve to call me hostile hahaha don't make me laugh.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh waiter!   *Claps hooves* Kindly take this talking spaghetti and throw it down the garbage disposal, would you? It's a little to... hostile for my tastes. 

On it, my master!

Edited January 9, 2016 by FortyTwo42

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

On it, my master!

Sweetiebot i'll leave this one to you.

 

 

"by already-bee-nclaimed"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You are unaware of what you are getting into my friend haha

 

"by equumamici"

I could say the same thing about you.   Do you even know who I am or what I'm capable of? Getting in a fight with a completely unknown enemy is tactical suicide.

 

your the one declining a truce and declaring war yet you have the nerve to call me hostile hahaha don't make me laugh.

 

I'm not just going to let you roll on in and start dictating terms to me. Your invasion is going down, and quickly.

 

Gosh, the service here isn't all that good. Guess I'll just have to settle for dumping you in the trash myself.  

 

Thanks 42!

Edited January 9, 2016 by Stormgiggle

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sweetiebot i'll leave this one to you.

 

"by already-bee-nclaimed"

You're preparing to fire a beam or a ball of energy at me? How foolish. I just have to multiply its velocity by -1 and it'll come right back at you!

Gosh, the service here isn't all that good. Guess I'll just have to settle for dumping you in the trash myself.  

 

Thanks 42!

I promise I'll always be there when you need me! Well... maybe not always. Things happen. Sometimes I have more calculations than usual to do. But I guarantee I'll respond at least 42% of the time!

Edited January 9, 2016 by FortyTwo42

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sweetiebot i'll leave this one to you.

 

"by already-bee-nclaimed"

Guess it's time to call in a few friends! 

 

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

*dives to take the Voodoo doll* D:

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

I could say the same thing about you.   Do you even know who I am or what I'm capable of? Getting in a fight with a completely unknown enemy is tactical suicide.

Oh I know that your a cosmic entity of immense power but theirs a reason they call her Celestia haha 

 

 

 

I'm not just going to let you roll on in and start dictating terms to me. Your invasion is going down, and quickly.

I'm not the one invading so don't try looking like the good guy..I am merely defending a Kingdom I have only just been giving royalty too.

 

 

 

You're preparing to fire a beam or a ball of energy at me? How foolish. I just have to multiply its velocity by -1 and it'll come right back at you!

you think i'm foolish. you should check your physics pal light based energy isn't kinetic so your defense is completely useless.

 

 

 

*dives to take the Voodoo doll* D:

Quite you *grabs feather and repeatedly brushes it against ear of Cinnidoo* 

Edited January 9, 2016 by King Colt'iok

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

you think i'm foolish. you should check your physics pal light based energy isn't kinetic so your defense is completely useless.

Wait, it's light? Well, light still has a velocity, even if it doesn't have mass, so I can still multiply it by -1. But it does lead to a different problem... If we're, say, 100m from each other, the light will hit me within about 0.0000003 seconds of firing. I can't react fast enough to multiply its velocity before it hits me! Stormgiggle, I think I need a little help.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh I know that your a cosmic entity of immense power but theirs a reason they call her Celestia haha 

 

 

 

I'm not the one invading so don't try looking like the good guy..I am merely defending a Kingdom I have only just been giving royalty too.

Celestia? She's already gone.  After a little friendly conversation over a cup of tea, she decided that there was no reason to attack me, as I haven't even done anything to her or to Equestria. 

 

 

Kingdom? What give you the right to suddenly decide that all of this is your kingdom now? Sounds pretty greedy to me. 

Wait, it's light? Well, light still has a velocity, even if it doesn't have mass, so I can still multiply it by -1. But it does lead to a different problem... If we're, say, 100m from each other, the light will hit me within about 0.0000003 seconds of firing. I can't react fast enough to multiply its velocity before it hits me! Stormgiggle, I think I need a little help.

Sure thing buddy. *Give you a magical mirror with deflects the attack* See? Since it's a magical mirror, it can completely ignore the laws of physics!

Edited January 9, 2016 by Stormgiggle

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

Wait, it's light? Well, light still has a velocity, even if it doesn't have mass, so I can still multiply it by -1. But it does lead to a different problem... If we're, say, 100m from each other, the light will hit me within about 0.0000003 seconds of firing. I can't react fast enough to multiply its velocity before it hits me! Stormgiggle, I think I need a little help.

Sweetiebot model 1744b sustained unrepairable damage initianting self destruct (only 4 megatone neutron bomb)

"by Animeculture"

 

 

 

 

Celestia? She's already gone.  After a little friendly conversation over a cup of tea, she decided that there was no reason to attack me, as I haven't even done anything to her or to Equestria.

 

 Well this is the "Cloudsdale Colosseum" your invading so i'm sure you she would change her mind rather quickly..infact she has already sent her apprentice which by the way has defeated a god of reality and she has became much more powerful since then.

 

"by equumamici"

 

 

 

Kingdom? What give you the right to suddenly decide that all of this is your kingdom now? Sounds pretty greedy to me. 

I never asked for this role but it was the cost of the Cinnidoo that I was willing to pay but I was unaware that it was under immanent invasion.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sure thing buddy. *Give you a magical mirror with deflects the attack* See? Since it's a magical mirror, it can completely ignore the laws of physics!

Thanks, Stormgiggle!    Although as far as I can tell, this just a normal mirror, not a magic one. Mirrors reflect light, whether they're magical or otherwise. Besides, it'll probably be worse if it was magical, because I'm weak to things which ignore the laws of physics.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sweetiebot model 1744b sustained unrepairable damage initianting self destruct (only 4 megatone neutron bomb)

"by Animeculture"

 

 

 

 

 

 Well this is the "Cloudsdale Colosseum" your invading so i'm sure you she would change her mind rather quickly..infact she has already sent her apprentice which by the way has defeated a god of reality and she has became much more powerful since then.

 

"by equumamici"

 

 

 

I never asked for this role but it was the cost of the Cinnidoo that I was willing to pay but I was unaware that it was under immanent invasion.

Buddy, pal, friend! Seems this is all just a misunderstanding generated by a lack of communication!   We don't need to perpetuate any more senseless violence. I'm not any sort of invader. I've been ruling this thread peacefully and benevolently for a long while now, long before anypony made any proclamations about kingdoms or ruler ship! Really, I'm the rightful lord of this thread, which I won by right of post count. You really don't need to be here.   I'm sure some other places in Cloudsdale Colosseum need your rule much more then this quaint, peaceful little hamlet. 

 

So, what do you say? Why don't we just relax with a few cones of ice cream, my treat!  We'll just put this whole nasty business behind us, okay?

 

*Stormgiggle is sparing you*

Thanks, Stormgiggle!    Although as far as I can tell, this just a normal mirror, not a magic one. Mirrors reflect light, whether they're magical or otherwise. Besides, it'll probably be worse if it was magical, because I'm weak to things which ignore the laws of physics.

Uh, sure. As you wish, 42!

Edited January 9, 2016 by Stormgiggle

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

*sigh* Never thought I would be a slave.