mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Nah I'm to cranky for that

 

You can have a hug though

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Hello youngsters! I thought that maybe you kids would be nice and let an old fart like Grandpa Dash win.

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Age us just a number so no

 

But you can have a hug

[Mr Dash 1,820]

But Grandpa Dash doesn't have long on this mortal coil. His old bones will turn to dust.

 

 

Oh, and don't squeeze too hard when you hug. I don't have to say why.

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

I win

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Naaahhh...

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Damn I was doing so well

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOQtR-TOkLg

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Your avatar is really cute

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

The original artist would be glad to know you think so. 

[Mr Dash 1,820]

*Hack* *cough* *hack* *weeze* *weeze!!*

 

Excuse me..... Whoops, there whent my teef.

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Well then

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Hack* *cough* *hack* *weeze* *weeze!!*

 

Excuse me..... Whoops, there whent my teef.

Wow. You look a bit different, Mr. Dash.

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

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[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Buttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbutt

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Wow. You look a bit different, Mr. Dash.

Thanks. I've been eating my raisin oatmeal and taking my medication.

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

You havin a cheeky giggle m8

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I wouldn't want to giggle to hard. My teeth might fall out again and I might dislocate my jaw.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Thanks. I've been eating my raisin oatmeal and taking my medication.

But why be old when you can be young?.

You havin a cheeky giggle m8

EVERY GIGGLE IS A CHEEKY GIGGLE FOR STORMGIGGLE. 

[Mr Dash 1,820]

When you kids get to be my age, uh....... What was I saying?

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

@, 

 

So, ah... when is your robotic minion coming? I haven't seen anything of him yet...

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I've got go. The hot nurse wants to see me.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

@, 

 

So, ah... when is your robotic minion coming? I haven't seen anything of him yet...

APRIL FOOLS! There is no robot!

 

When you kids get to be my age, uh....... What was I saying?

I'm older then you. 

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Are you older than 102? At least, I think that's my age.......

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Are you older than 102? At least, I think that's my age.......

Yeah, I'm a lot older then that.    I have seniority!