mega thread Last Poster Wins

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"More incoming!", Apple Bloom screamed, pointing her hoof at the sky. Few of the meteors heading to Canterlot departed and fell down at Sweet Apple Acres. They landed in a circle around the Apple family, forming an electric field upon impact. Applejack and the others braced themselves for lightning strikes, but the attacks that happened weren't directed at them. The lightning struck the remaining parts of the defeated monsters, drawing their horse and tentacle parts together into complete beings once again. Soon, the half-horse half-octopus abominations stood battle-ready again in front of the Apples.

 

"Ya want a round two, ugly?", Applejack immediately bucked the closest one, sending it flying right into the electrical circle. In theory, at least. Actually the creature didn't move at all this time, glaring at Applejack with its empty yellow eyes and a bit of a confused expression.

 

"That's weird...", Applejack jumped out of the way, just barely evading the monster's bite. All three of them backed out,surrounded by the monsters and electricity.

 

"What ah we gonna do?", Apple Bloom's voice trembled. The filly's entire body was shaking.

 

"Buck if I know...", Big Mac shielded the little Apple with his massive body.

 

Meanwhile, at Crystal Empire, Shining Armor and Flash Sentry both looked at the messenger and then at each other.

 

"Meteors?", Flash broke the silence first. "Do you know anything of this, sir?"

 

"I've been... assaulted by a shapeshifting insect, and fought a giant smoke tyrant. But meteors, that's new.", Shining turned to the messenger. "Anything else we should know from Celestia before we depart for help?"

 

"Well, she did mention something about a...", the messenger's words were cut short by a sound of several objects crash landing. Hearing their sound, the messenger hid himself under a nearby table and begin to weep. Shining Armor and Flash Sentry nodded at each other and headed out. Outside, the same meteors fell all over the Crystal Empire, crushing buildings and making ponies everywhere run.

 

"Sentry. Get down there, assist defending forces, lower casualties to a minimum. I will raise the shields.", Shining Armor pointed down. Flash descended there without a second word. He landed next to a few unicorn guards, who were attempting to raise a monster with telekinesis. The monster, a shapeless blob with hooves at the ends of its tentacles, was raised partially at best, its erratic and random strikes forcing the unicorns to step back.

 

"What in the name of the princesses...", Flash's mouth opened on its own in surprise. The unicorns and the monster then disappeared from Flash's eyes by a blinding light. After it disappeared, a beam flew into the sky from Shining Armor's horn. It formed a dome around Crystal Empire, pulling all the monsters at itself. Until new meteors cracked and shattered it. The monsters bounced back to their original positions and a bit far, the blob monster knocking all the unicorns away in front of Sentry. It attacked him with all of its tentacle hooves, only for the attacks to bounce off Sentry's new armor.

 

"Oh hey, the armor works.", Sentry then flew upwards and engaged the creature.

 

"Of course the shield doesn't work, it never works. Urgh.", meanwhile, Shining Armor used telekinesis to lift the table over the messenger pony.

 

"We're all going to...", the messenger whispered until Shining lightly knocked him with the table. "Uh? What?"

 

"Where is Cadance?", Shining threw the table away.

 

"Last time I heard she was... oh dear...", the messenger covered his head with his hooves again.

 

"What? What?!"

 

Meanwhile, at Canterlot, Celestia and Octavia stood on one of the rooftops, observing the meteors falling all over Canterlot. A royal guard ran over to Celestia, barely containing his heavy breath.

 

"What's the situation?", Celestia turned to him.

 

"Your Majesty.", the guard bowed down. "We are invaded by some kind of half-pony half-octopus creatures. The invaders seem to be... regenerating. Our weapons are not enough."

 

Right after the guard's words, the meteors began to emit bigger charges of electricity, forming electrical pillars visible even from the rooftops. They connected with each other, forming a gigantic electrical dome all over Canterlot. In the middle of it the electricity formed a rift. An enormous tentacle sized like a building crawled its way out of the rift, followed by a few smaller ones. Inside the rift, endless stone heads of horses were seen. All of them looked at Octavia's golden orb, the sun pendant, and screamed in a loud screeching voice that echoed throughout the entire Canterlot.

 

"We do have a plan, right, Your Majesty?", Octavia's eyes widened, and her mouth began to twitch a bit. "Right?"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Suddenly, Daleks invaded. Everyone died. The end.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Unfortunately, I cannot pull an "Everyone Died" ending. That is strictly against the rules.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Break the rules! I, as your Emperor, command it!

 

Besides, you could always have the Doctor step in and save everyone, after describing their later-undone deaths in great detail.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Um... Well.... Idklol.

 

By the Doctor I presume you mean Time Turner, of course.

 

Having a human there would be weird.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Time Turner is the Doctor, so yes.

 

Seriously though, that would make for a great story.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Yes but.

 

Idk.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Go for it!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, a flapjack-thieving fish happened. Rarity threw a bomb but it magically turned into an lemon, so obviously it didn't detonate.

 

THE FRIGGIN' END

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Nope, Chucktesta!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

sounds legit

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

And that's not the last of it. Twilight realised that she never had any friends, and that they were all just hallucinations. She went back to eating potato chips. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Still fishing*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

I actually just thought of a better way of continuing it. Besides, I can't end the story yet anyway: We've already decided who's gonna do that.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Hey, by having the Doctor/Time Turner come and stop the Daleks, the story can continue. Just gives you a chance to describe deaths in great detail.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

but i dun wanna describe deaths in great detail ;~;

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Well, what's the point then?

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Well see, it's supposed to be a Celestia/Octavia shipfic.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Booooorrrriiiiiing.

 

At least have Zygons.

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Got a fish*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

I am having way too much fun with this.

[Demirari 454]

Of course.

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Checks the time* Well I got to go to a workshop thing be back later... *Walks away*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

https://docs.google.com/document/m?id=1t7B2B0dVAGEjTFraKqMipbeoRZ5i5SBV7KrR2YDiva8

 

Oh cool it worked

 

anywho read the thing