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Okay, if I can't TELL a story then we'll just have to experience it!

*wibbly wobbly timey wimey space noises*

*Time rift appears*

[deletedaccount0000 216]

XD that's better!!

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Welcome to the U.S.S. Enterprise!

We are currently docked to the TARDIS and our crew consists of Captain Picard, William Riker, John De Lancie, Twilight Sparkle, Flufflepuff, and ourselves.

We reside about 15 Astronomical Units away from the nearest civilian sector.

What do?

[deletedaccount0000 216]

You do!!

 

Finish this sentence,________________________

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

"With the least amount of words possible."

Anyways, back to the unofficial RP.

[deletedaccount0000 216]

...how do? I do good!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

No, WHAT do, not HOW do.

As in "What do you choose to do in order to expand the story?".

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Capture the prime ministers daughter.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

No

Your plan cannot be executed for several reasons:

1) you lack the preparation needed for such a task

2) several members of your crew would attempt to stop you

3) doing so will not help to extend the story

4) there will not be a Prime Minister of Space for some hundred thousand years.

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Sits and watches.*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

What will you do, Life Giver?

[Life Giver 1,063]

Sip tea carefully.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

John De Lancie would approve of your excellent commanding skills.

Is there anything else you would like to do before any unexpected things happen?

[Life Giver 1,063]

See if hugs are needed.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Captain Picard is the only one who objects to the mass hugging, calling it "a complete waste of valuable time".

You ignore his protests and begin to hug every living being within your sight.

However, before you can envelop William Riker in your embrace, alarms blare out, notifying all passengers of a breach in security!

Twilight Sparkle quickly scrolls through the ship's notification log and informs you of an explosion within the ship's reactor core.

Several of the Solarium fuel cells have been fractured and damaged by the explosion. Unless the cells are either repaired or replaced, the ship will lose power for all its systems (including life support systems (O2)) within the next five hours.

What do you choose to do?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

I don't know about the others, but whilst sipping tea I shall use my powers to fix it.

[Znex 936]

Make the most of the air and boogie the night away

[PokeBolter 208]

It's morning so it's kind of hard to do stuff in the night now.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Stop slacking and make it night time.

[PokeBolter 208]

I can't I'm not that lame alicorn Luna.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Then dont complain.

[Life Giver 1,063]

But Beardmen...

[PokeBolter 208]

I didn't complain I was just bascially quoting this

 

Make the most of the air and boogie the night away

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Whispers to Questioner*

 

You're a dragon again...

[PokeBolter 208]

*Questions Life Giver* *Why do you always use these things*?