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[Hidey 2,836]

what's a stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

what's a stormgiggle

An Eldrich Abomination with an embarrassing name.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Are you gonna reveal the "Punicpunch 2"?

Indeed! By combining advanced technology with powerful magic, I've created a being that should be superior to you in every way!  

what's a stormgiggle

[Hidey 2,836]

An Eldrich Abomination with an embarrassing name.

 

an "eldrich abomination" could be many things 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Indeed! By combining advanced technology with powerful magic, I've created a being that should be superior to you in every way!  

Last time this happened, it didn't work very well.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

an "eldrich abomination" could be many things 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

It's Pizza Thursday!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Last time this happened, it didn't work very well.

It looked like it was doing pretty well until the end!

 

 

It's Pizza Thursday!

I don't like pizza.  

[Hidey 2,836]

it's lemur thursday!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

It looked like it was doing pretty well until the end!

He still won though.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

He still won though.

Listen, Punicpunch II is your better in every way! 

• He has a void metal armor plating and chassis, I don't know what armor you have but it can't be as good as void metal.
• Has a full battery of laser guns and kinetic cannons, while all you have is a sword.
• He is stronger, faster, and more agile.
• He can use magic! Dark, foul magic...
• He has a copy of your brain which has been improved with genetic engineering, many of my 'gifts', and several extremely powerful CPUs!
• He has more RAM then you do, and a bigger hard drive! 
• His power source is a soul well, so he won't be running out of power.
• With his sleek black finish and roguish good looks he's probably more aesthetically pleasing then you too...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

Listen, Punicpunch II is your better in every way! 

• He has a void metal armor plating and chassis, I don't know what armor you have but it can't be as good as void metal.
• Has a full battery of laser guns and kinetic cannons, while all you have is a sword.
• He is stronger, faster, and more agile.
• He can use magic! Dark, foul magic...
• He has a copy of your brain which has been improved with genetic engineering, many of my 'gifts', and several extremely powerful CPUs!
• He has more RAM then you do, and a bigger hard drive! 
• His power source is a soul well, so he won't be running out of power.
• With his sleek black finish and roguish good looks he's probably more aesthetically pleasing then you too...

 

• Titanium, I'm thinking of laminating it with Kevlar because Robocop.
• I'm currently upgrading my arsenal.
• How do you know how fast, strong and agile I am?
• I use magic, dark magic isn't always better.
• So he has my exact conscious? How did you get a copy of my brain?
• How do you know these things??
• Meh, equality
• ... *than

Edited February 26, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Titanium, I'm thinking of laminating it with Kevlar because Robocop.

Void metal is metal that has been imbued with eldrich magic. It can slowly repair any damage done to it, and saps the life force of living beings.

 

 

 

How do you know how fast, strong and agile I am?

 

 

How do you know these things??

I've been inside your mind, remember?

 

 

 

So he has my exact conscious?

Not exactly. He's a lot like you, except smarter and much more mentally unstable. 

 

 

 

dark magic isn't always better.

 

 

 

I use magic

Not like he does! He's a frighteningly powerful magic user!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Not exactly. He's a lot like you, except smarter and much more mentally unstable.

Those things kind of cancel each other out, don't they?

 

 

HERESY

It's true.

Also, when did you become skilled in robotics?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Are you sure it was the book? I killed my denizen with the book and I can get to the battlefield just fine.

Very sure.

 

Might be because I already beat my denizen, and thus got access to the Battlefield.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Those things kind of cancel each other out, don't they?

 

 

 

Also, when did you become skilled in robotics?

It's not exactly robotics. Punichpunch II more closely resembles a magical construct then a robot.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

It's not exactly robotics. Punichpunch II more closely resembles a magical construct then a robot.

But, you use RAM, hard drives, metal, and batteries.

 

That qualifies as robotics.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

But, you use RAM, hard drives, metal, and batteries.   That qualifies as robotics.

Yes. He does have many purely mechanical parts, and I do have some small skill in building machinery. But he's more magic then machine.

 

 

Very sure.   Might be because I already beat my denizen, and thus got access to the Battlefield.

I don't know what to tell you, Questioner. The book hasn't done anything of the sort to me.  Why don't you use your Q powers to fix the problem?  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I don't know what to tell you, Questioner. The book hasn't done anything of the sort to me.  Why don't you use your Q powers to fix the problem?  

Nah, I feel just like making a new solo session. It's not like I can't get to the same point really quickly.

 

Bam, done.

 

Another clue that it is the book is the description of said book.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Yes. He does have many purely mechanical parts, and I do have some small skill in building machinery. But he's more magic then machine.

Alright, but how much experience does he have?

How close to a copy is he of me?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Alright, but how much experience does he have?

Very little. He was just born an hour ago.

 

 

 

How close to a copy is he of me?

Very close, mentally speaking. 

 

He's also rather insistent to see his "little brother" as he calls you. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

He's also rather insistent to see his "little brother" as he calls you.

"Little"?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

"Little"?

He said it, not me. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

He said it, not me. 

I don't believe you.

 

That makes no sense...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*whistles innocently*