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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Change allegiance?

My allegiance is to you, Stormgiggle! Where you go, I go!

[Starlight Fan 538]

Convert him to what? 

To frandship!

frandship ish magick

 

join the frandship cult and get les magicks of frandship

 

we actually have no idea what the purpose of this cult is er pretend you saw nothing 

 

or else

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qA0YGz8inE

 

and we weel take over the worl3d!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

To frandship!

Silly Times, that's not how Frandship works! 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Silly Times, that's not how Frandship works! 

It works however I want it to! We make people believe in frandship, then we hypnotise them and use them as our minions for taking over the world! help them make real frands!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Silly Times, that's not how Frandship works! 

But frandship is such an abstract and poorly-defined concept that we can never be sure how exactly it works!

It works however I want it to! We make people believe in frandship, then we hypnotise them and use them as our minions for taking over the world! help them make real frands!

What? You man I'm not going to be used as a minion to take over the world? But I thought that's what I was signing up for!

[Starlight Fan 538]

But frandship is such an abstract and poorly-defined concept that we can never be sure how exactly it works!

 

Exactly!

What? You mean I'm not going to be used as a minion to take over the world? But I thought that's what I was signing up for!

Oh, you are, but we have to keep our plans secret, so we need a good cover story! Erm.... I know! We're going to "eat all the mcdonalds and make children cry"!

Edited August 8, 2015 by Timesten

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Exactly!

Oh, you are, but we have to keep our plans secret, so we need a good cover story! Erm.... I know! We're going to "eat all the mcdonalds and make children cry"!

Oh, I get it now!

 

And hey, who said you could edit my comment? I didn't ask for proofreaders! :okiedokielokie:

[Starlight Fan 538]

Oh, I get it now!

 

And thanks for editing my comment! I love it when people be my proofreaders without me asking!

You're welcome!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It works however I want it to! We make people believe in frandship, then we hypnotise them and use them as our minions for taking over the world! help them make real frands!

Nope!  Frandship is about love, harmony, and tolerance... and making ponies believe in these ideas by force! 42, I think it's time we put our frand Times into the Frandification chamber so she can learn all about frandship.

Edited August 8, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Starlight Fan 538]

Nope!  Frandship is about love, harmony, and tolerance... and making ponies believe in these ideas by force! 42, I think it's time we put our frand Times into the Frandification chamber so she can learn all about frandship.

Erm, Storm? You've mixed it up with friendship. Frandship is tricking people into believing that you want their friendship, and then hypnotising them into our frands to take over the world with. And then we'll be the rulers of Equestria. Yee!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You are so very much welcome for my spectacular proofreading services!

Aww, thank you!

 

(By the way, being a professional Grammar Nazi, I've actually been thinking about becoming a proofreader lately. )

 

Nope!  Frandship is about love, harmony, and tolerance... and making ponies believe in these ideas by force! 42, I think it's time we put our frand Times into the Frandification chamber so she can learn all about frandship.

But he's the founder of Frandship! Can we really turn on our founder?

 

... Yeah, of course we can, it'll be really easy two-against-one. Let's do it!

Edited August 8, 2015 by FortyTwo42

[Starlight Fan 538]

I personally believe that Times knows what Times is doing. Frandship is really the act of taking over the world!

Thanks, dear frand.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Erm, Storm? You've mixed it up with friendship. Frandship is tricking people into believing that you want their friendship, and then hypnotising them into our frands to take over the world with. And then we'll be the rulers of Equestria. Yee!

Oh. That does sound much more evil. Anyway, you're going to be the very first pony hypnotized into a frand! Doesn't that sound nice, Times?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I am perfectly happy for you to put me into the Frandification chamber to be taught all about frandship!

Thanks for being so cooperative, Times!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Ah 42.. 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Oh. That does sound much more evil. Anyway, you're going to be the very first pony hypnotized into a frand! Doesn't that sound nice, Times?

You idiot. I'm already a frand.

 

I'M THE FRANDIEST FRAND OF THEM ALL!

Anyway I'm going to eat frand pizza, talk to you later, my frands.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ah 42.. 

Hey, Simon! It's been a while!

 

I can't remember exactly, but weren't you assigned to kill Dan- I mean, A.I. at some point?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You idiot. I'm already a frand.

 

I'M THE FRANDIEST FRAND OF THEM ALL!

Anyway I'm going to eat frand pizza, talk to you later, my frands.

So you were a hypnotized minion all along? 

 

Enjoy your Pizza!

 

Ah 42.. 

Simon! I haven't seen you in a while!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

I can't remember exactly, but weren't you assigned to kill Dan- I mean, A.I. at some point?

I know but.. Stormgiggle won't tell me where he is

 

 

 

Simon! I haven't seen you in a while!

Still a dark lord huh  

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Still a dark lord huh  

What? I'm much more powerful then that, I'm an eldritch abomination!  

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I know but.. Stormgiggle won't tell me where he is

You're still on that mission? Wow, you're dedicated!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

What? I'm much more powerful then that, I'm an eldritch abomination!  

There should be someone who can defeat you..

 

 

You're still on that mission? Wow, you're dedicated!

I'm powerful that's why, so powerful I can take down Stormgiggle. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

There should be someone who can defeat you..

 

 

I'm powerful that's why, so powerful I can take down Stormgiggle. 

Yeah, there are a few beings who can defeat me.

 

You can, can you? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

 

You can, can you? 

I can my friend   

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm powerful that's why, so powerful I can take down Stormgiggle. 

Wow, you're very confident, too! I mean, as a user of light magic, I have an inherent advantage against Stormgiggle, and she can still easily best me in a fight. You must've gotten a lot stronger!