mega thread Last Poster Wins

[CypherHoof 26,483]

but a wasted emote is better by far, than a wise and productive old age....

[TBD 17,254]

what's the point of this..someone is going to post after me and the cycle will never be broken...

[DubWolf 17,263]

I was describing Heat Death to a friend; it will eventually be broken, but so will a lot of other things .

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

Don’t worry, the cycle will end right after this post when the forum locks up

[DubWolf 17,263]

But OxidationPone, the forum is still here  . Always so apocalyptic .

[Nsxile 26,974]

8 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Don’t worry, the cycle will end right after this post when the forum locks up

Keep dreaming 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

55 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Keep dreaming 

I will

[Nsxile 26,974]

Very well then 

[DubWolf 17,263]

I like the pink bear in Fortnite.

I call her, “The Beuhrrr”

[Nsxile 26,974]

I... Don't get it 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Will end before Mickey Mouse is allowed to go into the public domain

[Nsxile 26,974]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

Will end before Mickey Mouse is allowed to go into the public domain

Hmm... I'm not sure about that... This thread might just survive disney 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

1 minute ago, Nsxile said:

Hmm... I'm not sure about that... This thread might just survive disney 

Pretty sure Disney will extend copyright to at least five minutes after the heat death of the universe - just to be sure

[Nsxile 26,974]

3 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Pretty sure Disney will extend copyright to at least five minutes after the heat death of the universe - just to be sure

Hmm... I wish them luck enforcing that when the earth will cease to support all life in roughly a billion years...

[CypherHoof 26,483]

49 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Hmm... I wish them luck enforcing that when the earth will cease to support all life in roughly a billion years...

The last creatures to die when the sun enters red giant stage will be (in order) rats, cockroaches, and lawyers....

[Nsxile 26,974]

3 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

The last creatures to die when the sun enters red giant stage will be (in order) rats, cockroaches, and lawyers....

Damn... I didn't realise lawyers were immortal and so brilliant at diplomacy that they could negotiate with the sun 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

25 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Damn... I didn't realise lawyers were immortal and so brilliant at diplomacy that they could negotiate with the sun 

Actually, reading that book series now

[Nsxile 26,974]

8 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Actually, reading that book series now

What book series? 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

5 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

What book series? 

Western Woods Mysteries.

Paranormal Amateur Detective series, where jobs are segregated by race; vampires are the lawyers.

[DubWolf 17,263]

Ooo mystery. Used to read those when I had to read  .

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

I feel like all the books in middle school I had to read were very disturbing. We covered all the heavy subjects then.

[DubWolf 17,263]

Like which ones  ? 

[Nsxile 26,974]

13 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

We covered all the heavy subjects then.

So your books weighed a lot then?  

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Ah well, it's a strange genre.

apparently the base name for this sort of accidental amateur detective story is "cozy mystery" - a typical subgenre is "british cozy mysteries" (that is, based in an english or scottish village, although I have seen some based in London) but "paranormal cozy mysteries" are another example where the characters are witches, elves or other supernatural races, often living covertly in human society....

Given the latter is a genre of webcomic I quite enjoy, I decided to give the books a try....

Come to think of it, Harry Potter would probably qualify too (and also sorta under the whole "british residential school" genre too)

[Flutterstep 47,088]

In an alternate universe Rainbow Dash is a porcupine.