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[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Said Rarity (she was picking her nose at the time). But neither of the two Pinkies listened. They leapt into their shopping carts, and shortly after the race began, both Pinkies found themselves plummeting off a cliff.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Still needs more Fluttershy...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Sure!

 

Both Pinkies were saved by EqG Fluttershy, who had gone through the portal for the sole purpose of turning into a pony. She liked ponies.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

...When suddenly Christmas Trixie

[Life Giver 1,063]

Need food... be right back...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, EqG Pinkie's horse manure fell from the sky.

[Life Giver 1,063]

So I took a step out the door... then was handed a cup of coffee... nice  *starts drinking* 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Apparently having not learnt from the cliff incident, both Pinkies decided to have another shopping cart race.

 

Less than ten seconds after starting, both Pinkies fell out and each got a face full of horse stool.

Edited December 16, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Life Giver 1,063]

Then the story is going down hill... 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Also, Pony Pinkie put a 'kick me' sign on EqG Pinkie's bubblegum rump.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Gum... gummy...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Then EqG pulled her tail towards herself and chewed on it with much delight. Bbeing turned into a pony was good enough, but having an edible tail was one of the best things that could ever happen. She was so happy, she didn't notice the 'kick me' sign!

[Life Giver 1,063]

It should be a hug me sign...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Well too bad for you, because it was a 'kick me' sign. Anyway...

 

"Well, this is a wonderful world, but I need to get back to my own," stated EqG Pinkie. She galloped to the Crystal Empire and found the mirror. She attempted to enter, but the portal was closed. 

 

"OH NO!" cried EqG Pinkie.

 

"OH YEAH!" said the Kool-Aid guy, bursting in through the walls.

Edited December 17, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Toon Richard 534]

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[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway...

 

Suddenly, Kool-Aid was spilt onto the mirror, which somehow caused it to open. Don't ask me how. Anyway, EqG Pinkie leapt through, gathered up the other five Equestria Girls, and they all went through the statue portal. When they got to Equestria, Applejack said,

 

"Okay, two questions. Firstly, why are we horses? Secondly, why do doughnuts have holes in them?"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Pineapples.

[Toon Richard 534]

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[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Said EqG Rainbow Dash. Everypony ignored her. "Well? Isn't anybo- anypony going to answer Applejack's questions?" asked EqG Pinkie.

[Toon Richard 534]

/me slaps Red Pegasis for RPING in a non RP Thread.

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[Toon Richard 534]

fine

But no story telling

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I'll storytell if I want to.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Please don't, it's boring. It'll only make me thoroughly break Equestria again.

[Toon Richard 534]

Yes exactly.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

If neither of you like it, you don't have to be here. Now, can we please have a useful contribution to the story?