mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

People generally refers to humans. Ponies are, like the horse equivalent of people.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Well there's the next heart attack that I have given today...

 

dude dont joke about that stuff

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Yeah! Instead, we'll joke about Rarity selling her sister!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

No, don't joke about that stuff either.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I is Red Pegasus, and I is saying we joke about Rarity selling her sister.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Let's not, and say we did.

 

Actually, let's not say we did either.

 

Let's not and then not say we did.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I have no idea what you're saying. New story!

 

One day, Applejack got drunk off cider. She smashed up town hall.

[Life Giver 1,063]

dude dont joke about that stuff

Alright then.... sorry...

 

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Alright then.... sorry...

 

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Aw, it's okay c: no need to be so sad

[Life Giver 1,063]

Too late... now sad....

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Here, this cute Fluttershy pic oughta cheer you up c:

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Stop being sad, crying like that is useless expenditure of your already depleted H2O reserves.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Y'know what the best way to cure sadness is? The same way to answer life, of course!

 

You see, what needs to be done is-

 

Eh? I'm winning?

... Well then, I'm too awesome to answer you petty inferiors. Learn your own answers.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

42.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Y'know what the best way to cure sadness is? The same way to answer life, of course!

 

You see, what needs to be done is-

 

Eh? I'm winning?

... Well then, I'm too awesome to answer you petty inferiors. Learn your own answers.

Ok... then....

Here, this cute Fluttershy pic oughta cheer you up c:

 

 

..... So... who was sad....

Stop being sad, crying like that is useless expenditure of your already depleted H2O reserves.

I will do as I wish with my H2O reserves.... *Starts running out*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Then Pinkie and Dash invented a new language using farts.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Well... to minecraft....

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*BRAPP*

 

That sound effect wasn't even worthy of a font.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*starts incinerating everything*

[Life Giver 1,063]

I don't want to set the world on fire... all I want is you... no other will do...

[Toon Richard 534]

PUT DISPENCER HERE!

NEED A DISPENCER HERE!

PUT TELEPORT HERE!

NEED A TELEPORTER HERE!
PUT SENTRY HERE!

NEED A SENTRY HERE!

[repsol rave 2,963]

PILLS HERE!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*continues incinerating all things*

[Life Giver 1,063]

Did nopony see I was singing...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

FREEBIRD!