Crazy Luna

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

you mad?! LOL

[Lance Piper 5]

Dear Princess Luna,

 

Do you know the directions to Manehatten from here? It appears that my GPS broke and I ended up here, on the moon...

[Lunatic 1,186]

"though the night is dark, light will always shine

for the stars are the light

a brightness only described as that of fine

yet against the darkness it will fight

 

i dream of the day the two will be at peace

a day strife will cease"

 

a little poem i wrote, what do you think of it?

 

 

a poem, long time since we heard those. but what does it matter? it matters nothing! the light fights the dark! the dark loses! the dark ends up on the moon! the darkness is now gone and forgotten! but that spark in the darkness whent along with it! the spark is doomed! and all that the spark could be is now dead! dead and forgotten!!

 

(but seriously, i like it )

 

you mad?! LOL

 

(how original. )

 

Dear Princess Luna,

 

Do you know the directions to Manehatten from here? It appears that my GPS broke and I ended up here, on the moon...

 

left... right... what does it matter?! as long as you go down! we will all go down! everything will go down to the ground and turn to dust!

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Got any hypnosis like spells you can use?

[Lance Piper 5]

Downward? What is downward on the moon... would it be back to Equestria? I don't think my car can fly...Then again, I didn't think I'd end up on the moon...

 

Anyway, wanna play a game of chess? I have a chess set in the trunk...

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

a poem, long time since we heard those. but what does it matter? it matters nothing! the light fights the dark! the dark loses! the dark ends up on the moon! the darkness is now gone and forgotten! but that spark in the darkness whent along with it! the spark is doomed! and all that the spark could be is now dead! dead and forgotten!!

 

(but seriously, i like it )

 

 

not forgotten if i remember, after all i do prefer some darkness too the light

a black hole is pure darkness after all

 

"those who feel lonely

encased in despair

should never fret

for someone is always there

 

they may not be seen

they may not be known

but if their heart is like a star

light will always be shown"

 

hows this one

[The Weapon 168]

http://mlpforums.com/topic/18464-pony-tulpas/

 

Luna, try making a tulpa so you can have your memories insured.

 

Trust me, it's going to be a LOOOOONG 500 or so years more on that lovely moonscape. You'll want more live company than a pony who got here via driving epic fail, a boat, possibly bits of moon lander depending on what you made your moon from, and maybe someone else, and us... But seriously, make MOAR ponies you can talk to! Even if they're stuck in your head until you use magic to animate them into moon rock form!

[Cjero 49]

Hey I just met you! And you're crazy!~ But here's an idea~ Come back maybe~

 

Okay I couldn't resist it. But seriously if the moon is yours alone and you ehm... Express your feelings like this about being lonely.

Why don't I just ask Celestia to banish me to the moon and i'll accompany you? Not like I got anyone important here.

[Lunatic 1,186]

Got any hypnosis like spells you can use?

 

hypnosis? haha! what does it matter? life is a lie already! why would you want someone to lie to the lie that your living?!

 

Downward? What is downward on the moon... would it be back to Equestria? I don't think my car can fly...Then again, I didn't think I'd end up on the moon...

 

Anyway, wanna play a game of chess? I have a chess set in the trunk...

 

how would we be able to play games on the moooon! we play chess by ourselve. IT SUCKS! I ALWAYS LOSE!

 

not forgotten if i remember, after all i do prefer some darkness too the light

a black hole is pure darkness after all

 

"those who feel lonely

encased in despair

should never fret

for someone is always there

 

they may not be seen

they may not be known

but if their heart is like a star

light will always be shown"

 

hows this one

 

lonely? of course i am lonely! i'm the only one here. me and this stupid screen with your stupid faces on it! why arent you helping me?! no one can help me! i'm here and i'm hopeless! dispair is all i have left! no one is here! BUT WE DO SEE! i can see all of you up there in equestria! living every life without me... enjoying not mine but MY SISTERS!! stars.. THEIR MINE! MINE ALONE! my stars are broken as my heart is.

 

 

http://mlpforums.com...64-pony-tulpas/

 

Luna, try making a tulpa so you can have your memories insured.

 

Trust me, it's going to be a LOOOOONG 500 or so years more on that lovely moonscape. You'll want more live company than a pony who got here via driving epic fail, a boat, possibly bits of moon lander depending on what you made your moon from, and maybe someone else, and us... But seriously, make MOAR ponies you can talk to! Even if they're stuck in your head until you use magic to animate them into moon rock form!

 

WE ALREADY HAVE! we have rosanne!

*a statue of a mare stands comepletely frozen*

dont listen to them rosanne, i'm here with you. *kisses the statue*

 

Hey I just met you! And you're crazy!~ But here's an idea~ Come back maybe~

 

Okay I couldn't resist it. But seriously if the moon is yours alone and you ehm... Express your feelings like this about being lonely.

Why don't I just ask Celestia to banish me to the moon and i'll accompany you? Not like I got anyone important here.

 

we are not able to talk to our sister.... were only able to talk with this stupid computer.

Edited October 21, 2012 by Lunatic

[Lance Piper 5]

how would we be able to play games on the moooon! we play chess by ourselve. IT SUCKS! I ALWAYS LOSE!

 

Yes, but have you considered that you also always win?

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Dear Luna it seems some of my zombies have gotten on the moon can i have them back?

[Lunatic 1,186]

Yes, but have you considered that you also always win?

 

you call this wining?! being left alone?! if i would win i would hurt my opponent and that is me!

[The Weapon 168]

Hm... On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry at your sister are you? 11? 9001.5? Freeing Discord and being done with it?

[Lunatic 1,186]

Hm... On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry at your sister are you? 11? 9001.5? Freeing Discord and being done with it?

 

we are not angry... we never were angry... we were angry before we got banished..... never angry again... never.

 

NIGHTMARE NIGHT IS HERE!

do you ponies up there have fun?

WE ARE HAVING THE BEST OF FUN HERE!!... alone.... on the moon...

PWHAHAHA! THE BEST OF FUN! YOU ARE ALL MISSING IT!

THE FUN IS HERE ON THE MOON!

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Dear Luna

 

 

If we ever see you online will you accept my invite?

[The Weapon 168]

Aww Luna, I wanted to get to the moon but I gave my rocket ship to GLaDOS so she could help Pinkie Pie extend the magic subway- Long story you don't want to hear. Regardless, I WANT TO GO TO THE MOON SO MUCH RIGHT NOW... Meet you and Roxanne...

 

That reminds me. YOU AND ROXANNE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND GO ON A HONEYMOON! Even if you're already married, heaven knows you can do it again with the same person.

[Lunatic 1,186]

Dear Luna

 

 

If we ever see you online will you accept my invite?

 

(ooc: i dont get the question. invite to what?)

 

Aww Luna, I wanted to get to the moon but I gave my rocket ship to GLaDOS so she could help Pinkie Pie extend the magic subway- Long story you don't want to hear. Regardless, I WANT TO GO TO THE MOON SO MUCH RIGHT NOW... Meet you and Roxanne...

 

That reminds me. YOU AND ROXANNE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND GO ON A HONEYMOON! Even if you're already married, heaven knows you can do it again with the same person.

 

it is ROSANNE!! who is this roxanne you are talking about? DID ROSANNE MEET ROXANNE WITHOUT US BEING THERE?!

*glares at the statue*

.... I CANT BELIEVE YOU ROSANNE!

i dont want to talk to you for now. hmpf! *walks away from the statue*

<10 minutes later>

*comes back crying and hugging the statue*

I'M SORRY ROSANNE! please forgive me!

FORGIVE ME! IT IS MY FAULT THAT YOU DIED!

[The Weapon 168]

Rosanne and you should make up about that little typo (BLASTED SPELLCHECKER, HOW DARE YOU OFFEND LUNA WITH YOUR FAILURE TO CORRECTLY NAME HER MARE).

 

Wait... Does this mean... Celestia... Uh...

 

Luna, have you seen any crowns, circlets, tiaras, or any other form of royalty-relevant headgear on the moon lately, other than your own?

[Lunatic 1,186]

Rosanne and you should make up about that little typo (BLASTED SPELLCHECKER, HOW DARE YOU OFFEND LUNA WITH YOUR FAILURE TO CORRECTLY NAME HER MARE).

 

Wait... Does this mean... Celestia... Uh...

 

Luna, have you seen any crowns, circlets, tiaras, or any other form of royalty-relevant headgear on the moon lately, other than your own?

 

we made a crown for rosanne... she hates it. but we want her to wear it because she's special to me...

 

she's angry at us now because of what we said. she took it off and doesnt want to talk with us anymore for now

we hope she will come around. *twitches*

[Midnight Stars 17]

Luna? How long until we can have you back to raise the moon? Celestia's tyranny has gone on long enough, we need someone to stop her reign.

[Lunatic 1,186]

Luna? How long until we can have you back to raise the moon? Celestia's tyranny has gone on long enough, we need someone to stop her reign.

 

NEVEEEEEER

our sister send us here to rot!

but we dont mind. we have aaaaaall the friends we need right here! hahaha!

[The Weapon 168]

Hey, what do you remember that happened to that Discord guy a few hundred years ago? According to our resident time-travelers, that was a most... Random... era...

[Lunatic 1,186]

Hey, what do you remember that happened to that Discord guy a few hundred years ago? According to our resident time-travelers, that was a most... Random... era...

 

I'm not a fan of puppeteers,but I've/I have a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings

Something terrible is going downthrough the entire town wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly no I can't move at allI curse the namethe one behind it all

Discord, I'm howling at the moon, And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne

Discord, we won't take it any more,so take your tyranny away!

I'm fine with changing status quo but not in letting go now the world is getting torn apart

A terrible catastropheplayed by a symphonywhat a terrifying work of art

 

I can't sit idly no I can't move at allI curse the namethe one behind it all

Discord, I'm howling at the moon,And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne

Discord, we won't take it any more,so take your tyranny away!

Discord, I'm howling at the moon,And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne

Discord, we won't take it any more,

so take your tyranny away!

Edited November 7, 2012 by Lunatic

[The Weapon 168]

Luna, you are a very good singer. By the way, you apparently have a lot in common with the person that song was written for. You're both superpowerful, can knock out people while having fun, and and have been imprisoned by their elder sister for centuries. By design or accident is the real question here...

[Lunatic 1,186]

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Luna, you are a very good singer. By the way, you apparently have a lot in common with the person that song was written for. You're both superpowerful, can knock out people while having fun, and and have been imprisoned by their elder sister for centuries. By design or accident is the real question here...

 

.... i am confused. what is the question?