The Conspiracy Game

[Jcait 8]

Create a Conspiracy Theory about the bloke or lass above you. The crazier the better E.G.

 

 

^ Is Part of a group of Rich Folk who are secretly Cthullus children controlling the worlds Corn Market that will eventually usher the world into a new age of Corn

 

Which is totally not *cough* True *Cough* Let the craziness begin!"

[Bari 7,021]

The person above me is part of a six ring circus with plans of world domination.

[Shiki 5,853]

The person above me wears a mask of silliness to be secretive about his plans for world domination, and total dictatorship across all lands.

[Jadefire 2,796]

The brony above me is merely distracting us by posting in this thread so that we're too busy coming up with outlandish theories that we don't notice our lungs being stolen.

[Bari 7,021]

The person above me is actually a time traveler sent back to kill everyone name Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen.

[Jcait 8]

The Person Above me Is secretly Lenin's brain put in a fish, they plan to teach all fish to do the russian dance and take over the sea Then the Weaboos get angry without their sushi and the sudden;y the world will enter a new dark Age

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

The pony above me works for MIb protecting the world from extraterrestrials while planing to to start world war 3.

[Bari 7,021]

The person above my is actually an Eldritch Abomination.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

The person above me is actually a steak, not a pie

[Bari 7,021]

The person above me only watches MLP so he can get information to help build his portal to Equestria.