Post lies about the person above you!

[Blinding Light 81]

Edited January 1, 2013 by Blinding Light

[Bari 7,023]

Drove a two ton elephant into a spaceman.

[Dashie is best pony 9]

Flew a Boeing 747 into a castle because he was texting but he survived because he didn't wear his seatbelt.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Hates Rainbow Dash so much you would chop her wings off and have someone cook them.

[The Stranger 812]

Secretly hates the color purple but fell into a huge pool of purple paint when you were just a foal. 

Edited January 2, 2013 by Mighty E.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Tried to jump the Grand Canyon on a unicycle 

[Just some guy 1,070]

Thinks Fluttershy is the worst pony ever.He would rather ship his OC with Gilda than Fluttershy.

[Znex 936]

Wears dirty dentures

[Fresh Meat 115]

Eats mouldy socks 

[Wingnut 6,988]

Is a vegetarian.

[Rocco 567]

makes breakfast like derpy!

[The Stranger 812]

Thinks legos are candy.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Thinks Sweetie Bot is the worst idea the fandom has ever come up with.

[Rocco 567]

took a hair brush to sweetie bell

[Fresh Meat 115]

Tried to drown a fish

[The Stranger 812]

Fell into a pool of dark green paint.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Can eat a cupcake that had a bunch of pointed gems in it that aren't rock candy.

[Znex 936]

Rode a blue donkey over the rainbow

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Has aces hidden up his sleeves and socks at all times incase of poker emergency.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

The user above me is actually poisonous, and trying to kill Fluttershy.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Had three lovechilds with yellow called orange, purple and green.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

causes seizures

[The Stranger 812]

Is terrified of the color red. 

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

is completely hideous and will totally not get a hug from me everday 

[Fresh Meat 115]

Doesn't actually know the difference between red or blue