*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

It seems you brohoof every post here. You should put that hoof on a different *post* of mine, you crazy stallion.

Edited June 23, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Daniel40k 103]

Hay thar! So did you want to- could you- maybe you....

 

Hi...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You don't need to say hi. I've already grown high from looking at your beautiful face.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You're the best present i could ever ask for!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

No, you're the present, but I'd love to be your gift wrap.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

I know your'e only gonna reject me....so I'll just go over here....

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I could stare at dat flank for eternity! But,how about i do more than stare?

[Daniel40k 103]

Oh Phoenix, I'll let you have a go at my Psyche Lock... 

Edited June 23, 2013 by Daniel40k

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

You. Me, Fluttershy. Threeway. In my tub. 

[Daniel40k 103]

I'll bring bubble bath!! 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Why must you be so irresistible?

[Daniel40k 103]

Hay, somepony farted. Lets get out of here!

[Zygen 6,066]

Hey, its only 40K to my place...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Hey there cyborg! Can i scramble your circuits?

[Zygen 6,066]

I know this is random but, I like you, and you like me. You know the rest *Smirk*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

That is the best story i have ever heard!

Edited June 23, 2013 by CrazytheRandomPony

[Zygen 6,066]

I'm gonna give you a little miracle if you know what I'm sayin .

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I like miracles! You are the biggest miracle to ever happen to me!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I wish you were a booger, so I could be more nosey in your life.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

My lips are registered weapons, can I invade your personal space?

[Skye42 59]

Hey, do you have a band-aid?

Because I just scraped my knee,

Falling for you. X3

Edited June 23, 2013 by Skye42

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Well, how'd you get through security? Cause, baby, you're the bomb.

[Skye42 59]

If you're here, then who's running heaven?

Edited June 23, 2013 by Skye42

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You know, you'd think the Skye would make me blue, but I'm red hot and I wanna be all over you!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your sexiness broke the sexiness scale!!

Edited June 24, 2013 by CrazytheRandomPony