*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Skye42 59]

Charmander's are red, Squirtle's are blue,

If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.

Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam,

Like Jessie and James, we make the perfect team.

I'll stay by your side, like Pikachu and Ash,

And I'll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash.

You are more legendary then Zapdos, Entei or Mew

But out of all 649 pokemon, I'd choose you. <3

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

that was a beautiful poem! But not as beautiful as you!

[Crystallize 279]

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, 'cause you are the sh*t.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A fitting username,cause there is an absolute zero percent chance of us not being together!

[Skye42 59]

You can squrtle on my jigglypuffs any time. 

 

(I can't believe that I just said that.... O.O)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your a cute one! Would you like a muffin,you cutie?

[Zygen 6,066]

Hey this is crazy, but uh. Heres my number, so call me maybe? *Wink*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'll call you! Cause your a sexy beast!

[Daniel40k 103]

NO... You're the sexy beast! :3

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

We are both sexy beasts and we should be together!

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

I Seen you staring at my flank from across the room......how would you like to get a little personal with it?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You're an angel,now angel,how about you guide me to heaven? AKA,your place

[Daniel40k 103]

I'm with the secret service, I need to do a full body cavity search.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A full body cavity search,huh? Well if you insist!

[Daniel40k 103]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I don/t know! But you smell irresistible!

[Skye42 59]

Does your watch have a second hand? Cuz' I wanna know how long it took me to fall in-love with you. X3

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

 hey girl That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Oh my! 

 

 

Ummmm....................Please excuse me,i get nervous when i am in front of a 

 

sexy beast!

 

sorry!

 

(this was all said in a nervous voice)

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I'd like to take you home right now so you can meet my mom.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Who needs to meet your mom when I could make you a mom?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Leatherbelt? Is that your name or what you want me to use on you in the bedroom? ;3

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Maybe you've seen my picture, it's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You're so hot that if I were a bomb, "kablaam" would be the perfect word to describe us.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?